Post a meme made by you. hands are hard work but so worth trust 🙏

Big sippy

CAUGHT BIG DRAGONFLY AT WORK

adding myself to people's phone contacts under the name ChatGPT and telling them shit like "oh your knee hurts? that means you're gay"

heh

never kill yourself you must outlive the terrorist state of israel

BEHOLD. THE SOW SWIRL.

MOON was a story I wrote about a girl who came from the moon. It was a huge passion project for me and I put my heart and soul into it.

oh it just means he likes you. #dandysworld #shrimpo #art

Art by Wren McDonald.

Super long rumble

Happy pride to u pimps

Crabcake begging for floortime

Everything okay babe? You've barely touched your tuna pizza made with ketchup and biscuit dough

Keep on rollin'

People forget that at the end of every episode, He-Man would tell kids to not be dicks and then punch them in the face so they remembered it.

“Bluesky is dying!” The biggest news on Twitter is a bunch of transphobes celebrating a 17 year old girl killing herself. I’d rather be here than there.

The Duchess of Death

There was a lil kid in my lane with a catnap plush and i said “ohey its catnap!” And the kids face lit up like :0!!!!!

My husband: I wish I hadn’t gotten you that stupid blender for your birthday Me drinking 3 frozen pizzas: why

🖤𝚡𝚇𝚡 𝙴𝚖𝙾 𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚄𝙼𝚗 𝚡𝚇𝚡🖤 This is so gonna go on his DandySpace blog's gallery 🖤 #dandysworld #blot #emo #art

www.reddit.com/r/adhdwomen/... oooooh this....this hits me right to my core.

I do a lot of sadposting on here when I'm depressed so I thought I'd share a depression-killing thought I had this morning instead sometimes you have no idea what kind of value you hold to other people after the last two days, I can safely say people would notice if I was no longer around

Today is my birthday. I am in my late thirties. I do not say this for attention, but because I dropped my pipe and am about to smoke weed out of an apple like an 8th grader and feel like people should know what a scumbag I am

XxX DOnt mEss witH a SceNE girl n hER eMO bOy!!! XxX #dandysworld #yatta #blot #looey #art

*me after spending 5 hours aggressively fighting off suicidal ideation* why am i so tired, i didnt do anything today

Despite everything, a better world is still possible.

Leaving a lot to BEE desired ... @theonion.com

Chris Judge’s “A Daily Cloud” project began in 2020, born from quiet days in the garden during lockdown. With simple lines and a touch of imagination, he turned everyday skies into playful scenes - one cloud at a time. [1/3] Credits: adailycloud [FB] #clouds #creative

Still absolutely amazed i can walk away with my fingers in my ears telling my male coworker to stop and they still never fucking listen.

if you're ever sad alone silently, consider this: - i hold a copyright on being like that - you are encroaching on my intellectual property - i will send you a cease & desist - i will possibly take you to court so please make yourself legally distinct by talking to someone about it

how many times did grovyle use the luminous orb strat to escape from dusknoir, i wonder #pokemonmysterydungeon

share the money pigeon for 10,000 years good luck 💸🍀🤞

"you have a new message from your seller" it was just order confirmation but i needa let them know the important info about this product....

At Frida Kahlo’s house today I was asked to remove my hat which fine, all respect to the goddess, except the men wearing hats got to keep their on and idk that that is the take away from her life. Anyway, here are some of her dresses

Trauma is so weird. I'm over here questioning myself, my existence, and my worth every day because people have broken me down to nothing. Meanwhile I woke up to 2 different hotel rendezvous requests, have everyone that follows me on here, and people asking me almost daily if I've lost weight.

the devil and angel on my shoulders are unionizing

The summer cut

we are so back ⓘ Readers added context: This user is crashing out

I swear I care, I'm just the group chat cryptid. I see it all, I just have nothing to contribute. Like a thing that lives in your walls, but instead of trying to drain you of your sanity and will to live, I just leave emojis on things.

Shrimps with ribbons🎀

Greenhouse lights turn the night sky pink and purple.