It begins 🤖

Absolutely fuck this, and everyone even tangentially involved in it, into the very heart of the sun.

Every journalist in front of any Reform mouthpiece should be asking if the party agrees with this candidate’s views.

Fantastic weather in Cromer. Could be the Med.

This thread gave me second hand anxiety.

What a charmer

How hard is it really to read out a list of names? What exactly is the problem that an AI is solving here?

Nigel Farage’s claim that he paid for a £1.4mn house with his fee from a reality TV show has been challenged by corporate accounts that appear to show that the income remained on his company’s balance sheet after the property purchase. www.ft.com/content/88ce...

Yeah, that’ll do.

If the actor with British accent is evil then you’re watching Sci fi. If the actor with a British accent is good then it’s Fantasy. If the actor with a British accent knocks something over then it’s a Rom com.

This starts well and then gets better. Lovely stuff.

I think this maybe the most niché bit of trivia I’ve ever heard.

What is happening

Also a genuine shithole.

The Economist is at it again I see.

Spotted this comment on FB under an article about a Reform councillor who quit for the usual reasons - I don’t recall the early 00’s as particularly less PC than now?

This shouldn’t get lost in today’s general drama

Ex PMs meeting, 2035: "who got you Tony" Blair: "him" *points at Brown* "who got you Boris" Boris Johnson: "him" *points at Sunak* "who got you Keir" Keir: "Catherine West" All: "who"

Do this! I suspect most of the new reform councillors, and particularly those in control of councils, have imagined themselves living it up, lording it over enemies, firing woke snowflakes and becoming local celebrities. They’ll hate the reality of thankless work, endless complaints, and scrutiny.

I think we now have the answer

KEEP THAT BLOODY BEAR AWAY FROM SIR DAVID

The press should keep banging this drum until he answers.

Batshit. Has Lowe got them rattled?

Some useful public speaking tips from Freud here.

Wow

My brother shared this in the family whatsapp so coming to a work place near you the best email ever

Looks like summer in Cambridge

Random Facebook nostalgia site has taken a dark turn this morning.

100 % on the bag case.

I’ve lost my thesaurus. I've lost it. It's lost.

Dudes rock.

Well, here’s something I didn’t expect to learn this morning.

I have seen a lot of NIMBY selfishness in my time, but "my convenience matters more than cancer care" is a new low. Quite seriously tempted to email them and tell them as much.

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Can’t claim to be a naval strategist but is that what the Iranians are doing?

AI footage in the quote post. However it's a real fact, with real footage available (See my link below). Now people who believed it have a false image of how octopus act, and people who recognise it as AI question a real observed scientific fact. Utter bullshit. www.youtube.com/watch?v=RN9B...

Do I know any chemistry people on here from Spain (preferably near Madrid)? I have a rising senior here at AU (Spanish citizen) going back home to Madrid this summer and is looking for any lab work opportunities. Thanks! ChemChat ChemSky

If there's one thing worse than embarrassing yourself in the face of the enemy it's embarrassing yourself in the face of your allies, and on the 10th April 1918 the Italian and French navies engaged in a synchronised display of competence the like of which we might hope never to see again.

Fake ‘and’ gay? Shocking stuff.

They tried to make this man an MP while he's being paid €10k a month by Hungary.

Imagine being able to take a summer's day and fit it inside a box?

Big explody mountain

Again, the allegation here has to be left unsaid because the moment you spell it out it makes no sense – to affect the result here the claim needs to be that Gorton and Denton was full of Muslim women who wanted to vote Reform, but were coerced by their husbands into voting Green instead.

Brits - your cut out and keep guide to when to expect Reform Rage.

Scrap the Home Office and start again.

COLLINS: Who's gonna be in control of the Strait of Hormuz? Who's gonna be in control of that? TRUMP: Uhhhh it'll be jointly controlled COLLINS: By who? TRUMP: Maybe me. Maybe me. Me and the next ayatollah, whoever that is. There will also be a serious form of regime change. Look at Venezuela.

Crypto is for criminals.

My Humps by the Black Eyed Peas 😬