A handsome male Cardinal…The way the light is hitting him…That red! #bird #birdoftheday #blueskybirds #birdsofbluesky #backyardbirds #cardinal #photography #canonphotography #nature

In the Mario Galaxy Movie trailer when Mario plays the dinosaur’s teeth like a xylophone, he strikes the same tooth twice in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some sort of a magic xylophone or something?

My wplace contribution has been completed: the IT festival logo on top of the Loring AFB.

TURN ON THE FUCKING NEWS IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL

A reminder: if you have talented friends that are artists who offer commissions, you can ask them to do just about anything for you, like drawing your pet bird playing Guitar Hero. ty to @nomanswharf.bsky.social for indulging in my silly request

just scrolled through my phone to find the train ticket and showed the man this image instead with full confidence that THIS was my train ticket.

This probably isn’t the developers’ top priority (although it should be), but I’d love to see the Bluesky app have an option to switch to the Julian calendar for those of us who reject the lies of Pope Gregory XIII

The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin

Dave Chappelle (at a comedy club in the Roller Coaster Tycoon universe, suddenly getting serious 50 minutes into a special): On March 22nd, 1999, Handyman 3, my friend, died. He fucking died.

L

lost my life savings in trump coin and hawk tuah coin

Wide

Seven years ago I wrote a holiday-themed version of “Killing In The Name Of” that RATM could release as a Christmas single. They haven’t recorded it yet but I haven’t given up hope that someday they will

I got washed

The Arrest of Christ, German artist, 1480-1495, 📸 by @1ontapdigital

i could easily survive a cycle in the dishwasher

the children yearn for Last.FM

Maybe the Grinch would be nicer if every five minutes a dude wasn’t singing songs about what a piece of shit he is

Queen never cry.

fireside 🔥

i will fight ron paul

hi bluesky things are not great

unfortunately I saw someone call bluesky “2011 tumblr” and now I will never take this site seriously

the decor in the bathroom of Firestone Auto rules

One of the worst ways to get stabbed is repeatedly

my back popped and now my legs feel kinda funny

every time I come on to this app it’s so weird new bullshit going on

You’ve heard of baseball’s 9/9/9 (9 beers, 9 hot dogs, all in 9 innings), but get ready for: The Indy 500’s 200/200/200 (200 beers, 200 hot dogs, 200 laps).

Imagine if Bjork wrote Pork and Beans instead of Weezer. It would be called Pjork and Beans.

got straight up porn as an ad on Twitter, can I get a lfg

FB marketplace find of the day

AAAAA!!!!!!

Got tickets with a group of 7 friends for End of Evangelion later today. Two of them have never watched the show. Wish us luck.

how

I’ve hit peak FB marketplace.

bought the Mario milk

wii u

I posted a picture of a table and got 10 likes, this app is too damn easy

look at this table