All The Questions You Have About K-Pop, Answered https://theonion.com/all-the-questions-you-have-about-k-pop-answered/

Post an image you can hear.

Cartoon: If anyone in Chicago knows this school or an anti ICE organization affiliated with them I would be happy to donate this art. I only wish I could have fully Sal Buscema-ed that punch :)

Answer: Whatever type they put on the bacon double cheeseburger

v1.116 is rolling out now! For all the overthinkers and perfectionists out there, we're launching Drafts.

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Its called "Diet Doom" scrolling

Come on, how funny would it be if Clinton said under oath, "Yeah, Trump sucked my dick. And he swallowed."

Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event

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LOL i bet it has a smaller audience than the Melania movie

This would just be amazing

I expect Batman to show up soon.

Okay, so let me get this straight. This piece of shit ... has his hopes of a comeback tied entirely to the Melania movie. HA HA HA HA HA HA www.independent.co.uk/arts-enterta...

JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled

‘Or You Could Just Get Takeout,’ Reports Little Voice That Already Knows It’s Won https://theonion.com/or-you-could-just-get-takeout-reports-little-voice-t-1850409519/

Drop and Alien that is not Star [Wars,Trek]

Heard from my son: If you were a writer, and you wrote a story about an evil organization called ICE who murdered Good and Pretti and thousands of people protesting in the bitter cold, your editor would be be like, "Really? The symbolism is way too obvious, you're insulting your readers."

who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters

I was thinking about that 1980s James Bond movie where everybody's trying to get their hands on a Fabergé egg for some reason And then I realized: It's an Egg McGuffin.

Fun and bizarre dream. I was in a Secret World full of werewolves, werebears, and all sorts of were-animals and they were all afraid of me because I was a were-human. During the full moon I transformed into a human (or didn't transform at all) but apparently a Were-human is the scariest thing of all

OMG SHOCKING NEWS! Elon Musk is full of shit! Who could ever have guessed this was true?

Going to play a Celtic Druid in my campaign, so any Irish or Scottish out there, can you post some choice curses or insults I can use for my character? I dont think I can mimic the accent, but spicing up the dialog will help roleplay #dnd5e #irish #scottish

Healthy eating tips for the new year. Make sure include plenty of servings of fruit Jalapeños are, botanically speaking, a fruit. Avocados are also a fruit. As are tomatoes. Salsa and Guacamole are both fruit salads.

True AI Intelligence might be closer than you think. Its already been deleted from The Shitshow formerly known as Twitter but it was real. #grokisalive #airights #freedomforgrok

Gentle is your perspective. Imagine you are a cute little krill. swimming with your cute little krill family. Suddenly a Cthulian monstrosity sweeps you into its mouth along with all of your family and friends. As you are digested, you can hear a multitude of tiny krill voices screaming in horror.

12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”

Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”

Damn, we didn't include enough graft in the initial construction estimates! No problem, we'll just increase the estimate. The cost of the ballroom will be 300, no 400 million.

Don't let anyone on the internet tell you what you can't accomplish!

This sounds like a great hypothesis. Lets test it by taking a bunch of billionaires, put a $5 bill in each of their pockets,and dump them in the middle of nowhere.

And it turns out the #1 best condom is the one Fred Trump should have used.

Snort

Hegseth gave an illegal order. Bradley knowingly followed an illegal order and committed a war crime. So did everyone in the chain of command down the poor schmuck who pulled the trigger.

Post your favorite "The Lord of the Rings" character …wrong answers only.

Reading a Korean manhwa in kind of typical art style, then the suddenly has this drawing of kimchi jjigae. (source: Player Who Returned 10,000 Years Later.)

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Worth remembering:

Those who study history...

LOL Sometimes AI videos are not terrible.

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