I know websites are struggling to get clicks, but if I had to write batshit takes like this, I would reconsider my whole career

Friendly reminder, if you want your Holy infant to be both tender and mild, you'll want to start preheating your oven now

Starting now! www.twitch.tv/playertwostart

This is coming up in about an hour! Be there or don't. I'm not your boss www.twitch.tv/playertwostart

Just saw a video of someone complaining about today's Wordle, so Wordle 1,644 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

So how about a stream this Saturday, December 20 at 7 pm? We'll (probably) be playing UNBEATABLE, a game that my friend gifted to me that I know nothing about, though apparently it's a rhythm adventure. I haven't even run the game yet, so will I be able to stream it? We'll find out!

I don't know who thought it would be a good idea it was to put buff men in tank tops everywhere in Pokemon Legends Z-A, but they were wrong. I am never going to finish this game at this rate

'Let it Snow' with all the positive lines removed

don't claim it. doesn't matter that it's free. Don't.

Erin Yvette is *everywhere*. Scylla in Hades II, Alex in Oxenfree. She was in CLUBHOUSE GAMES

I named my fists Squirtle and Charmander because they're gonna make sure your bulb is sore

First thought, an AI dub could deliver an absolutely pitch perfect performance and it would still be trash. I will never support AI replacing people in any form of art. That said, THIS is what we're replacing actors with? A cast of untrained volunteers could do better than this.

This video explains everything I wanted to say about how Chicory: A Colorful Tale's limited painting controls are a brilliant artistic choice. You should play it! (both the game and the video) www.youtube.com/watch?v=8w8s...

New Pokemon game, new profile pic.

The problem with streaming once a year is that I have to relearn how everything works every time

Checking every English-language let's play video to see how many people are pronouncing Bois as "boys"

This is the kind of warning that Resident Evil gives. I'm gonna have three chances to use the elevator before it breaks and I have to take the stairwell full of Mimikyu

Oh, I get it. It's called Castlevania because it's a metroidvania set in a castle!

Been playing a lot of Hades II and I knew I needed to play this song.

Well don't I feel stupid

Well, this explains why I connect with Dropout so much. Tangent: I have tried to get people into Homestar Runner, but it's basically impossible at this point. You had to be on the internet at a very specific time and age for it to click.

BREAKING: For the first time in recorded history, September 4th was postponed. The world's leading date scientists remain baffled by this phenomena.

This is way too early in a JRPG to be killing god. It's only chapter 1! #OctopathTravelerII

another for my adultbel series

It's been a couple years since I've had a new cosplay. Here's Ed (costume 2) from Street Fighter 6! #Cosplay #StreetFighter #StreetFighter6 #StreetFighterCosplay

If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.

Very disappointed that the cousin's name is not Officer Willy

They put out a new gift code for Fantasy Life i, and it's a Temu Nook outfit

My favourite part of Perfect Dark is that your boss's office consists of an empty glass table that he stands in front of. My desk at least has a laptop

I tuned into Summer Games Fest, heard yet another trailer using a somber cover of "Mad World" by Tears for Fears, and then tuned out

I already had that one 😩

I didn't know my mum was writing promotional emails for Nintendo now

In the Persona universe, ED pills go by a different name

Just woke up to this news, need to be a little more awake to fully process it, but the people I worked with at Polygon are some of the most kind, insightful, and passionate people I’ve ever had the pleasure of knowing. Support them wherever they end up. Also, fuck whoever made this decision.

I'm sorry but 17 is simply too young to become Dancing Queen. The Dancing Kingdom needs experienced leadership during these troubling times.

Real life Timmy and Tommy

The problem with AI chat bots is that sometimes it suggests you celebrate the crucifixion of Jesus by buying card sleeves

On the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic, we thought we'd answer a question that's often asked, "If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?" Allow our scaled diagram to explain...

[SHIVERS] the streets are overwhelmed, you moron. they cannot take the stench of five of you. the streets buckle under your degeneracy.

While there is a lot to say about this image, the thing that stands out to me the most - what IMO makes genAI a specifically right wing phenomenon - is the craving for approval. It is not enough to be able to generate robot lingerie warrior lady. They NEED to also be praised for doing it.

lot of people don't know or remember this but at the time this seemed normal because nobody wore clothes until 1985 and even then they weren't super common until around 1991 or 1993 depending on where you lived

Tetris: The Grand Master 4 came out already? TWO DAYS AGO?! Why did no one tell me? I can't wait to get my ass handed to me even faster now

PSA to my fellow Canadians: You don't need to wait for election day OR advance polling days to vote. You can vote any time before April 22 by going to any Elections Canada office. You'll need to know the name of the candidate you're voting for to write in the ballot. www.elections.ca/content2.asp...

I can confirm that -- at least as of now -- pre-orders for the Switch 2 in Canada are still set to start on April 9.

TWENTY-TWENTY-SIX?!

GIVE ME RHYTHM HEAVEN OR GIVE ME DEATH

Bon Jovi, pensive: shot through the heart... and *I'm* to blame...