i know these people are my people cuz they smoke cigarettes while pumping propane

i love living in america because i literally ran out of a prescription last week, and today my health insurance wouldn’t cover it because i was trying to refill it “too soon”

They’re calling it the least comprehensible achievement of all time.

i welcome monsoon. we’ve only gotten 1.29” of 🌧️ this year and it’s half over 😟

you know you’re talking to a dog person when they ask what type of cat you have. i have a black one. that’s the type

i love honking

youtube music wont let me add weird al to my summer playlist 😤 WYM KIDS!?

it’s hotttttttttttttttttt let’s set some records i guess 🥲🔥 #elnino

i love driving 10 miles down unmaintained dirt roads with the seatbelt cinching my bladder

doing cold outreach to fax numbers. ill report back in a month

its like 110°f outside. i still love living in the mojave though 🥲

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I hope something good happens tomorrow

joe rogan looks like a gas station roller dog rn

new bumper sticker

acetaminophen for breakfast and a chipwich for lunch

Sadly this morning, the Senate Energy and Natural Resources Committee approved Sen. Mike Lee’s amendment to eliminate the 2001 Roadless Rule, which protects roughly 45 million acres of national forest land.

i’ve watched 70 movies this year so far! hell ya

of all the artists i’ve dated, only one liked sports. what’s that mean

hyperphantasia: a blessing or a curse?

bought a generator and i love it 😭 who knew adult purchases could be so fun

today my cat tried to catch a lizard THROUGH the creosote

baja blast slushie is $1 between 2 and 5

gonna start winking by just half closing both eyes simultaneously. then the same amount of eye will be exposed as if i were to just wink with one eye

when you don’t have ac, eye drops are warmer than your eyes, and it feels very weird (hot)

here's a tip: if you need better PMA review testimonials your clients wrote you 🥹

I wish I was outside dicking around

flat stanley has never been so relatable

got bit by (2) ants and turns out they’re the most venomous ant on earth

bought a tree before i have running water. should have thought this through

my favorite neighbor is the guy who has a crane and blocked himself and his house inside of a shipping container cube

my buddy had a dream about "newport snows" which where like, spearmint, not menthol so i made it for him in photoshop and got carried away

on my last coffee zyn 😢

a wild burro fell into a septic tank down the rd from me. bummer lol

woke up today forgetting i snipped off 10” of hair last night JUMP SCARE

i’ve gone to pallet heaven

tried to eat today then threw up after two bites so i guess i wont????

goodwill has some audacity these days

today i saw a wind scorpion for the first time and i’m gonna throw up lol

this is the Bad Place

i s2g if my solar panel breaks during a week of 106°f/41°c ever again……………………

raise your hand if you cried filling up your car recently ✋🏻

spending today catching up on kid rock’s discog after cocky (2001). i missed a lot in the last 25 years!

whoa found a puppy

One thing I love about the modern world is that it makes garden paths so much more interesting when common sense isn't useful anymore even as a rough guide to wtf happened. (Source: BBC) #linguistics

It's unfortunate when an article needs a correction, but hilarious when a correction needs an article.