what if we all hit fast forward at the same time

the garbage and single-use plastic in the mariana trench is bumming me out

feels like there’s a big difference between being 36 and 33

threads looks like a hellscape

can’t we just start the govt shutdown early?

me finding an abandoned farm: i live here now

wait there’s folks out here not eating cilantro stems??

can’t wait to go to sleep tonight

i ran out of candy til tomorrow. total bummer

i love the smell of my boyfriend’s colon

Hot take: this hyphen is a surface form of a subordinate apostrophe in deep structure #linguistics

my cat tried to scale a saguaro and learned real quick that was a bad move

if there’s one thing my ex taught me it was to always do the crossword in pen

No Other Choice was too real

Cannot stress enough that you can just do stuff. You don't need permission. You can just do stuff because it needs to be done by someone.

still on cloud 9 after my date at carls jr last night 😌

why be a mom when u can be the dumpy aunt

love a megachurch scandal

if you bold every word then bold becomes meaningless

“the little girl next to me is squishing chocolate milk boxes with her feet and getting milk everywhere” - my bus journal from panama: august 17, 2021

yet another reason to stay off grid indefinitely…

winter is the best season sorry the haters don’t get it

The way we’re losing the Candy war

36 is a good age to get into magic the gathering

i have a guilty pleasure that makes me so full of guilt i can’t even tell the person who showed me

not a fan of when a lizard rips its own tail off

just remembered i bought the industrial bag of reese’s puffs…

still bummed we lost fred willard

made some cookies today 🤗

better to burn out than to fade away

who is chilling harder than me

forgot to make a lemon pig this year 

Today I edited the misspelling of Uranis lolllllllll who misspells that one

somehow took a nap this past weekend and i’m still reeling over it

My birthstone is beer can.

tomorrow for sure

it’s hard to beat the desert

what are the chances that this week I watched Grind, and then we find Grind today…

ricky pissed he can’t smoke in the school library

cars are a prison

excited to skip christmas this year 😍

can’t trust nobody you ain’t been broke with

i close my eyes and i just hear the dabo board

unfollowed because your blanket was ugly

y’all are less funny lately. i guess everything is less funny these days huh

everyday but not everyear? everyweek? that’s whack

me to me

i think i am getting worse at words the more time i spend irl (offline)