I just devoured a pint of ice cream (Ben and Jerry’s “chunky monkey”)

Why I write essay when I could get scritches? Why I get degree when I could be house dog?

Oh hey who’s that DJ?

No more twinks with long white hair vampires !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wanna see a fat fuck vampire with a big beard and sharp fangs

I am easily manipulated by large male werewolves with musky armpits btw

Lost the idgaf war , as it turns out I care a lot actually 🥺

FUCK BRO. I love hairy men 🥺🥺 I just wanna be in their fur 24/7

is this thing on

I’m so tired of this timeline 🫩🫩🫩

Hey, this is my other account. I'm sharing this here, just to get it some extra visibility.

gotta spread more propaganda.....

I'm going to have to move from my current place in June. I do not have the option to continue the lease, and I'm already too far behind on work to be able to make what I need in that time. ko-fi.com/sidtheursid/... If you can't donate, a share really does do a lot.

My two outfits for this week. Classic heavy chains for Kennel at Jackhammer on Friday and a classier look for Thursday's IPTC Meet n' Sniff. Gonna start brainstorming for a summer fit soon!

The Spring Keychain Collection! I'll be selling these at LVFC this weekend, and any remainders online thereafter :3

i hate the term out of shape because the shape that is the being of out of is not the in shape of which i like for them is to be you know what i mean

Last couple photos from our walkies this past weekend. #goodboy #gaypup #pupplay #pup #gaypups

First FANG of the year!

Quote this post with your puppy eyes! I always look a little shook and a little deranged lol

Happy Trans Day of Visibility all. Remeber folks, I’m always in a shadow near by 😉

Happy Trans Day of Visibility! Remind your trans friends that you love them as support them. Remind your trans enemy that they are valid even if they're a bitch. And remember to vote and support trans rights. Without trans rights, we cannot sustain queer and women's rights!

I love being a big fat gay furry

BARK

Another amazing FANG down! These dogs helped make it the fun time it was 🩶 @tainamo.bsky.social @puplarz9614.bsky.social @sherb.gay

Good puppies deserve treats btw, just saying

I keep seeing that it’s National Puppy Day 🐶

It's #internationalpuppyday! Give the pups close to you lots of pats 🤎🧡

It’s as easy as shutting your effin mouth! And did I mention… it’s free?!

Anybody’s beefy boy bulge need a sniff? 👉🏽👈🏽

Made to be pet, doomed to work

All I just wanna be is... be a good boy

Uh oh, I forgot to ask for almond milk...

Yes, my drink is iced and it's 13 degrees out. Yes my hand is cold from holding and I am complaining about it. No, I will not be changing.

Cuddles and a nap sound so good right now

Come join a pup for some cuddles?

First day as an on call and I’ve already had 3 hotfixes to supervise. Today wasn’t even a release day 🥲

The best kinds of friends are those who always appreciate random unsolicited nudes 😤

Honey wake up, new life motto just dropped 🙏🏼

blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 😝

Sitting pretty 😉

no matter who you are, just remember someone out there has most likely had at least one very weridly sexual dream involving you and you know it's true because you be having those dreams too

Re-skeet if you’re a pup!

Re-skeet if you're a pup! 🩶🐕

This would cure things in me I didn't know needed curing.

Massive thanks to @zhekenrallyart.bsky.social for helping me design and realize my first fursona, I am so grateful 🩶 he's pretty much me, but a me that's in the next stage of my life. He's also got little details that reference me as a person!

Have sex with your friends 😎

Absolutely love my new hood from @scrapyardlthr.bsky.social! It came out so good and now I can get so many pets with my hood on 🤤

For anyone that missed it my new album is out now!! been waiting on yt music to clear but they're taking their sweet ass time :u also shoutout to the bandcamp supporters, a couple of you left generous donations and it really means so much!! <3 thesepantsdontfit.bandcamp.com/album/how-iv...

Morning lil gay people in my phone

I just wanna nut rly hard and take a long cozy nap