Doctors hate her! #Oc #digitalart #cartoon Her name is Appie :] 🍎

I would be a better HHS secretary

do you guys have any idea how hard it is to resist joining in on the phd bit. i would be so good at it. it would be pure chaos

Will be continuing using this account for the bit, but most poasting will be done on @hugeblank.dev from now on. I will also be following everyone that I follow on this account over there, keep an eye out for that. (for nerds: moving from plc to a web DID. thanks @goeo.lol for the help!👍)

Kami-sama unleash me from this dreaded mortal coil and my soul shall be yours

I thought about buying them, but I only needed one. What a difficult situation! 😓

Block and Chain torture

Ready to take on another day in Kyoto!

Computer: enter password Me: Fortnight Computer: password is two week

I wonder if moo deng will fall off of trending before she grows up, or if that will be what causes her downfall. Like which is going to happen first

This is a thing of beauty.

One aspect that no one seems to talk about with free school lunch is that it probably gives back time to women. Women are disproportionately the ones responsible for getting kids ready for school, including making them lunches. By having lunch provided, it relieves them of that burden.

I have a patent pending on dick and balls, as a precautionary measure I suggest cutting it off now before I send a cease and desist. Thanks for your understanding!!

FUCK YEAH GOT YOUR ASS

self hosters getting bullied as always

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #129,245! honestly so real of them to do this I was kinda curious

Started practicing my Gregorian chanting recently, heard something about chapel drone trending

A lot of the people I’m seeing on social media are making the jump to Linux, good! But they’re choosing Ubuntu, not good! For a long time it was a good choice but the moment snaps happened it gimped the experience. This sounds menacing, but after a conversation with friends, I agree. Use arch.

Stealing this video from my Tumblr timeline because I think Bluesky would like it

Has anyone else noticed a spike in the use of the word “cromulent” over the course of the last couple weeks

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“So you don’t have a plan” “I have concepts of a plan!”

Fracking a cold one with the boys

UP POASTING

Black Hawk Tuah Down, is this anything

Oh you're cranky? Not feeling it today? Interesting. I cast mindful demure with advantage due to the girl dinner in my rucksack

This is cool and all but where are the atmospheric drag queens at

Shout out not only to the new Brazilian users, but also to the non-Brazilians that joined out of sympathy/respect for the situation

Hi im sammi and i used this app once a year ago and now im back

👀 Spotted on 4th Avenue in Brooklyn.

"come to brazil" bro brazil is coming to us

Dubstep frying pan? That’s a skrillet

AMD Raytheon Ballistics Processing Unit

Standing on the black and white side suppressing the annoying ass voice in my head that’s telling me the grass is greener on the other side

The insult “touch grass” is not demeaning because it suggests the target is terminally online, but rather that most grass has been artificially selected to make anyone who looks at it wrong get micro papercuts.

Welcome back to the shop. Buy some stuff. Or don't. Seriously, please don't put the decision on us. It's way too much pressure. God. Okay, okay. Fuck. Oh my god. What is happening. Where's the Xanax? We're not your damn financial planner! Why do you come to us with these decisions?!

biblically accurate PCBs

When I grow up I want to be a wizard

@juicysteak117.gay why is it "hey guys check this out" and not "well would you look at the time"?

Kinda wish I had more people in my physical vicinity that understood and took interest in the projects I’m working on

@the.whitecanof.monster wait holy shit they unbanned you?! When?

Wondering why some people have unique handles that don't end in "bsky.social"? 👀 You can set your website as your handle! Purchase and manage a domain through Bluesky here: account.bsky.app We especially encourage official organizations to self-verify their account with their website.

Seeing a lot of people I follow sharing their bsky accounts on twitter makes me happy. Expecting big (good) things for the shitposting community.