Pinch someone. Take the low road and be the worse person.

crab man's hands look like this so mine can look like this

No one would have believed that for the early years of the 21st century, mankind was being watched... #waroftheworlds #hgwells

Was no one gonna tell me a CRAB MUSEUM exists?!? This is big news for me!

voice training goals:

Nature is pretty cool like that.

POV: I see a crab meme.

I went to Dublin over winter break in college, and a group of teenagers in an internet cafe took one look at my brown trenchcoat and started chanting "Sherlock Holmes!"

There were never two wolves inside of me. There were two mice in a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. The second mouse wouldn't quit. He struggled so hard that eventually he churned that cream into butter and crawled out. Gentlemen, as of this moment I am that second mouse

Zorb does a hecking protect of my computer.

Look quite frankly if you're a trans fem tell that girl you're into her the world is going to shit you need to start living Now. Take the hormones, start wearing girl clothes, start voice training, do all the things you've always wanted to do! Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

Blue skies and tail winds Iceman. #topgun #iceman

when you're hugging your blahaj youre hugging every other trans person who is hugging their blahaj

Crabs aren't all that great. April fools! All crabs are beautiful! #acab #allcrabsarebeautiful

#cats showing us the meaning of rip and tear. #doom

Octopi-warfare. Sabaton song when?

Me right now.

Peak gaming

No ammo? No problem.

Fellas is it gay to... *checks notes* eat soup?

I relate to Howie because I would also fight a god for a good cheese plate.

TW: JK Rowling. Imagine the struggle of being called out for being a terrible person.

A trans refugee's court case against Hungary just improved Trans+ rights across all of Europe www.wearequeeraf.com... #transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA

"Sorry you're boring and bothered" is officially my favorite new phrase whenever someone tries to douse my joy by calling it 'cringe'.

Hobbit Nextdoor would be absolutely insane

This is straight up brilliant and I would love to try this lol.

Roumd

Current weather

In case anyone needs it. Does hashtagging things help? #socialjustice

This #Bionicle video is still epic! Took me forever to find it.

I have been slowly "mastering" all the games on Clubhouse Classics by #nintendo on the #switch. And by master I do mean just beat the top level. Still not 100% sure I fully understand 9 Men's Morris.

*nervously sweating* Can-can I borrow some peppers?

City Council declares Boston a 'sanctuary city' for transgender community www.nbcnews.com/news... #transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA

Yeeclaw!

Rate my moon pic

With the red moon I have become my stronger form... the WERECRAB!

TRANS MERCH!!!

New report from European medical orgs declares unwavering support for gender-affirming care www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/03/new-...

the 15th anniversary remaster cover for the fat of the land just adding more crabs is one of the funniest album covers I’ve ever seen. i think about it all the time

Sometimes self care is drinking hard lemonade and listening to the one album you are currently obssesed with. For me it is Jeff Wayne's War of the Worlds Musical.

its the 6 year anniversary of this image. i drew over this coloring page for a class contest and lost... history was made that day but i didn't even realize it

I know a lot of people are boycotting Amazon, which is great, but it's hurting a lot of trans authors. Trans authors: Drop links to your NON-AMAZON book listings/storefronts. Cis people: Repost, boost, and, importantly, buy. Part of boycotting an evil corporation is supporting the alternatives.

I love Brennan.

Remember to eat your fruits and vegetables

Waiting. ⌚

I am a recyclable bag that says "use me until I break."

We tried nothing and we are all out of ideas.

This message is important but I also posted it because the idea that transition in one's 20s - or even 30s - is "too late" helps reinforce the ageism of the trans community. I'm 9 weeks from turning 47. I started HRT five years ago. I am sexy and vibrant and youthful and mature. I'm valuable too.

I have a 3D printed crab. His name is Zorb and he is fren shaped.

The superior flying technique.