going to Gillette tomorrow to pick out our seats for the new women's soccer team and i have half a mind to wear an Eagles hat for shits and giggles 💀

nothing is funnier than when my wife calls me a witch and/or a succubus because i'm just like 🥰

Reading Rainbow… is back! 🥹 This LeVar Burton/Reading Rainbow raised human is feeling all of the library joy. We hope your kids believe they belong in books, just like you ✨ Take a look, it’s in a book 📚🌈🦋🌌 youtu.be/gHAIjSkmnYI?...

I don't support all gay people. Some of you generate AI images of shit you could just google a real photo for.

some of my favourite memories of my childhood are helping my dad decorate for Halloween and Christmas had my kid help me hang up Halloween stuff in the windows and asked him what should go where then took him outside to see it all lit up 🥺🥺🥺

I need a bad bitch to hold me tight

remembered Cassandra Peterson is queer and all is right in the world knowing Elvira is a girl kisser

was fully planning to stream today and start KCD2, however my neck bent weird overnight and i woke up with an awful migraine (shoutout ehlers danlos syndrome wooooo!!) hopefully the plague passes over my house and not through it and i'll be on on Monday 😭

got the dreaded "someone in your child's class has hand foot and mouth disease" text from boyo's preschool 😭

i beat Kingdom Come Deliverance today 😤 starting the sequel Friday

Not gonna lie. This one fucking hurts. Rest in peace Jane Goodall.

this shit itches i am going to chew my skin off actually

september 30th || october 1st

possum coloured in :)

pediatrician confirmed he has mild croup and it'll just transition into a normal cold. tonight might suck more, but he's free to return to school and the cough isn't bad held boyo from school today tho and we started decorating more for Halloween 🙂‍↕️

oh boy ! toddler has a croup-y cough ! preschools are literally chemical warfare holy shit

is there anything more haunting than having this on most of your posts?

out of all the cursed names for a dick, yogurt slinger is my favourite.

my kid got a birthday invite 😭

ok i think im on the last mission LMAO what a fucking plot twist good lord ggs :) we finishing this shit tomorrow (hopefully) then start KCD2 :)

mondee vibes, fuckin around as a blacksmith's son who is apparently a knight now or whatever. Pebbles is getting stuck in bushes, that's all i know 👉 www.twitch.tv/brittahkiin

lmao rip Bioware

[BLOOD OOZING OUT OF EVERY PORE] 4-0, baby, never in doubt; Go Birds

go birds

it is my honest belief that Tom Brady never emotionally recovered from the Nick Foles-led Eagles beatdown in Super Bowl LII

also so fucking weird to hear the American national anthem and see the flag in other countries like wtf

hehehehe the Vikings playing in Dublin and London is funny because ... Vikings. hehehehheeh

going to the final witch sleeve tattoo appointment and brought some pokemon cards to celebrate 🫡🤓

i got sad thinking about Keyleth seeing the De Rolo children grow old and have their own families and eventually pass, just as their parents did. auntie Kiki sitting by the sun tree with the new generation of De Rolos sat with her, telling them stories of their grandparents 🥺

having a velcro kid when you are little/no contact with your parents is so fucking WEIRD bro like ????

i never learned how to use semicolons or em dashes and i'm too afraid to learn tbh

it's just about Jennifer's Body fall btw

i'm not strong enough because i want to have VERY OBVIOUS BICEPS and i don't

brushed my teeth remembered i had reeses pumpkins in the kitchen ate them rebrushed my teeth 😮‍💨

returning to the gender binary because Florence said "this one is for the ladies" i am a lady again

repost 🖍️🖌️✂️

Old BlueSky was funny because if you were like a mildly attractive millennial who posted 6/10 jokes then you were treated as a pillar in the community and got to live like a minor feudal lord until the masses inevitably hanged you in the town square

IT BEGINS! #ohlawdtheycomin

top tier poor meal is fried corned beef and white rice frfr

location based app like grindr but for anyone in your location that is down to play thumb war

ok i finally managed to do that fucking war mission with Radzig :') we progressing boyos ggs!! more tomorrow :)

sneaking and not panicking whatsoever in KCD btw 👉 twitch.tv/brittahkiin

put on Paramore while driving boy to preschool as someone who didn't drive as a teenager, driving to a school listening to Misery Business is sick

I'M ON MY WAY

my wife and i having irritation over something at the same time despite neither of us being under the same roof is hilarious

GUESS WHAT WEEK IT IS

Jordan Davis' 18.59 MPH on his game-winning field goal block and touchdown run is the fastest speed by a 330+ pound player in an NFL game since Week 4 of 2016 (Pat Sims), per NFL Next Gen Stats.