courtney barnett on at target, that’s fun

tomorrow is going to be great.

i love library

it used to be fun to know things

5-year-old: "I'm sorry, papa.. i accidentally did this" me: "did what" 5-year-old: "I'm sorry. it's upstairs" me: "what's upstairs" 5-year-old: "I'm so sorry. i did this" me: "what did you do" 5-year-old: "you'll see. upstairs"

Fore, Bally 1973

A souvenir of my weekend in Prague.

realizing an awful lot of the music i like could be filed under "worse sabbath"

How It's Made Voice: The worker goes like this..... Then he goes like that!

o how did the superbowl turn out?

my favorite part of rowing machine is the edge of sanity

nothing ventured nothing gained oh my god that sounds so good right now

i found an old post in a coat pocket “ha ha, ross sucks so bad”

boy i’d hate to be a cybertruck on craigslist right now

What a pleasure it is to work on the Panel-by-Panel version of Fantastic Four Annual #1 (1963). Jack Kirby really put an incredible amount of effort and detail into this long story, and going in and looking at everything close up is magical. Here's a sample panel: #104.

I know you've heard that a federal judge ordered the release of 5 year old Liam Conejo Arias and his father, and that they're now home. But did you look at the judge's order? It's less than 2.5 pages and well worth a minute. "Jesus wept." Link to pdf: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

image gen AI prompt: “frasier in a cowboy hat”

if i taje my glasses off i can’t read the televisions so thats nice

this weekend i visited a beloved local cafe/record store and they had a bathroom labeled "Gay Bathroom". when we complimented the sign the barista said sometimes shitty people ask if there's a different bathroom they can use, so they have a second one in the other room labeled "Super Gay Bathroom"

yes you save a lot of money and time cutting your own hair but sometimes you get it just a little too wrong and have to shave it all off

couple years ago i printed on some quarters

The coolest Congresswoman there’s ever been.

"BUT WHAT IF" VOICE: but what if...?

8 hours work 8 hours phone 8 hours peat bog

eyedropping the cat’s gabapentin just to make it out the door

to whom it may concern: congratulations on your laundry detergent commercial

On this day in 1985, #TheSmiths released 'How Soon Is Now' as a single. One of their most recognizable tracks, it actually began life as a B-side from 1984 and then as an album track thereafter.

cnn is showing kalshi betting odds on who leaves the cabinet first, on greenland, on insurrection act.

starting to wonder if sleep even does anything

dishes done teeth brushed lunch packed time to go insane

couldn’t find the wheat germ, almost settled for meat germ

the sky did this

in case you need the boss dr. groove dr-202 midi note values

They are never, ever going to win in Minnesota.

won’t somebody please think of these brave cowardly racist dipshits that consume our every waking thought

Jag är ett frukostspöke.

*huff!* *puff!* fuckin’… *unf!* -sent from treadmill

pronouncing erudite like crudité to annoy frasier

band-aid candle garlic butter toothpaste ersatz regicide

when make FunQuil

that third set brain chemical release mood shift like take me to the bridge

Facebook reminds me that on this day in 2017 a woman turned to me in the veg section of Sainsbury's and said "hopefully now we've left the EU we can have loose carrots that aren't wet"

just upgraded to ios 26.2? well lemme tell ya: the little zzz button does NOT mean snooze it means sleep all the way, sleep all u want, have crazy dreams and wake up in a panic, later, naturally, frantic etc. fun feature!

she means god

what did you get bit by a radioactive of to be how you been? i'll take my answer off the air

I had a birthday earlier this month. On the eve of my birthday I treated myself to some things that had been sitting in my cart on thrift books. The next day I was given a gift card for thrift books, so I placed a second order!

big tourney tonight, and a great start, i’m top of the post it note

Caillou's dad: (texting) caillou is freaking the fuck out

So. I'm meeting my birth stork today. For the first time. After 55 years. Yeah. If he thinks he suddenly become a part of my life NOW he can fuck RIGHT off

how turn off all features