“mountain dew is a cheeto food, not a burger food” -daughter

Imagine being the first person to figure out tabbouleh. Imagine a world where there is no tabbouleh and you make it for the first time. There should be statues to this person. There should be airports and museums named after them.

if there's a downside to eatin' food i don't wanna know about it

if my name was Ron i’d answer the phone “You got Ron number” it’d be fine

when they were handing out leg i musta heard egg i said “gimme two”

costco bitcoin hit different

remember when it first came out it was called Laughing Taughing

my daughter is having lunch right now at the Underground After-After-Hours Club from monday night!

Quarter-cup? Half teaspoon? Why so prescriptive, cookbooks! Th' real measures are: •squinch •pinch •dash •dollop •handful £wodge •heapin' handful •heapin' helpin' handful •the whole thing of

This commercial for French's Mustard from 1987 is equal parts charming and also kinda unsettling, but what strikes me is the work that went into the absolutely delightful puppetry and practical effects for a *mustard commercial*!! Imagine that today??

y'all have got to start making 'zines . I don't care if they're bad. Sometimes it's better if they are. I just need everyone who reads this to make a 'zine.

one serving of eggs is two eggs. “eggs” is plural, meaning two egg. one serving of eggs is four egg.

why didn’t i heat? my deviled eggs? up? my daughter asks?

welp, now i am become Funzo, destroyer of worlds

It’s a Christmas miracle! My son came home with a recorder! Oh joy!

starting to think that my wife and i might be in a tiny two person stardew valley cult

There's a key between Q and E that makes a very pleasant shape. Try it for yourself!

mom somebody shit on the cop car

i wish for, nay, demand, some pinball on R street! Between Kicksville / Beers Books and Wal Public Market!

i keep catching a glimpse of dick van dyke in this vampire doodle (from weeks ago, grimace)

waiting for this coffee to “work its magic” so i can go gym. i can’t stand working out with “one in the chamber.”

didn’t go to record store day, but i think i saw the corner of the La Luz Extra Extra ep peeking out from the corner of the shop’s “here’s what’s left” post last night, so maybe i greb it today. didnae go aaanywhere yesterday!

tfw waiting on one of seven machines and everybody’s rest lines up hashtag gym

I just heard one of my 4-year-olds say "huhhhh!" to the other one and the second one say "what's that 'huhhhh'? is that from something?"

That name you trust in consumer goods: Gbnryg. What’s that name again? Gbnryg.

More of this sort of thing please.

I have not, and absolutely will not ever, learn a fact

a pecky under a doona

mamdani has a chance to do the funniest thing today

they call it a "root cellar" because i love to "root" around in there... for some wonderful food!

o i love lentil

got a voicemail while loading the dishwasher that my wife’s uncle wants me to help hook up his garage stereo and is offering to loan me his vcr and wants to have dinner at the sports bar if anybody was wondering about a bunch of old nouns

Some days at work feel like 100 days at work.

you gotta laff.

Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.

I'm sorry NPR, but this desk is fucking massive.

SAME

microwaving a roofing nail for lunch

got my daily "why am i like this" out of the way before 9:30 today, not too shab

wivel got a haircut tonite so i successfully followed her recipe for our standard monday nite red lentils and brown rice and then we watched uk big brother and australian big brother and also poey got us tiny cherry pies p good p good

did die yet

What I wouldn't give to read a crisp new Skymall catalogue, one more time.

On this day (probably) in 1980, #TheSistersofMercy released their debut single "The Damage Done". Just 1000 copies were pressed and in #AndrewEldritch own words it's "hard to find and even harder to listen to."

it’s a great day to listen to Heems

the password to the louvre surveillance server was "louvre" www.thesocialpost.it/2025/11/02/f...

@sirive.bsky.social happy anniversary, mister (and missus!)

cat done a bit o ‘weenin

blow me up, buttercup