i can’t fuckin’ wait.

Also here is a drawing I did from that Mark Rothko photo, years ago.

guess i'm in my "Well, I've missed better shit than THAT" era

you know what maybe i think actually maybe riddance is inherently good

Side project complete: ID all the unsorted weevils to at least genus

ASS, GAS, OR GRASS INCLUDED WITH MEAL TO SUBSTITUTE SWEET POTATO FRIES, $1 EXTRA

work = bad workout = good out of work = bad work out of home = good work out at home = eh work from home = good home from work = good home from workout = good

on a seem food diet. if it seem food i eat it

commission of Ben Grimm playing for the Seahawks

My ten fave sitcoms: Not Like That, Exploding Andrew! The Clinic Stu vs. Stu I Married a Hen The Doggers Help I’m a Liquid No Further Questions M’Lud Graham Cubed The Gravy Men Whatever Happened to the Gravy Men?

Damn, Menards.

hm, 26%, better charge my non stop political firehose nightmare machine

Paganini's 24 Caprices / Ygnwie Malmsteen Curtis Mayfield's Superfly soundtrack / Ice-T's Power Anthrax - Among The Living Fishbone - In Your Face Stevie Ray Vaughan - Texas Flood

Hello Friends. I am ecstatic to announce that I have reacquired the entire Spontaneanation catalogue and effective immediately you can find every episode wherever you get your podcasts. Don’t get drunk and fight each other.

I'm not going to stand by and let the American comics industry collapse. I've drawn a special image to help.

Good morning internet

the year is 2026. only the bible network remains. the most popular show is Alaska Jesus

bob seger shirt of calvin pissing against the wind

if at first you succeed, be suspicious

they won't stop until the whole pokédex is just mr mime

*flipping the lights off and on* You don't have to fuck off but you can't fuck here!

you're telling me a wall woofed this street?

i love my daily wantlist email from discogs it reminds me of the kind of person i’d like to be a person who owns these records

be the piss you want to see in the air hockey table of life

found an old 2016 screencap from back when google was good

him: can i get a sandwich other guy: ok what meat the guy: ball meat second guy: ok like ball meat sub protagonist: that's correct chorus: tee hee hee

i think i'll repost some dusty losers a clip show

chuck schumer never trending for The Right Reason

Built in the 13th century. So that mosque stood for 800 years with every sort of person from every place and every religion in the world passing through Gaza century after century, only for it to be blown up by some shithead loser sitting behind a computer that we probably paid for.

i dedicate these next 4 sets of pulldowns to @tommchenry.bsky.social

uh, how many times a day is it, like... ...medically normal... to check @pinballmap.com

So the time has come. The last EVER Fags Mags & Bags. The shop closes after 18 years. But, like the Topic bar, nothing can last forever. ( except perhaps The Texan bar). Join us for a last hurrah - a one-time only live recording for Radio 4. It is the humour.

i did the woorst in the pinball tournament tonight but i had the best time so maybe uh actually i did the best? anyway: pinball.

ok but did they catch the guy that murdered that boat full of venezuelans

my daughter took this amazing pic of our beloved kitty boy omg 😭

let’s have a great day, everybody, c’mon, let’s

is chanel no. 5 and mambo no. 5 brothers?

kylo ren more dot gif

i wish amy winehouse coulda made 20 more records :/

Books

hi boss yeah hey look i ate real big sandwich last night and it fucked me up bad. yeah im gonna have to quit

Protestors in Nepal overthrew the government in less than 48 hours due to corruption. They refused a curfew, spread protests across all cities, fought police in roaming street battles, burnt down politicians' houses, stole military weapons, stormed the parliament & burnt it, forced the PM to resign.

Lynn’s blockbuster interview in Hogan’s Alley #1 helped put us on the map. If you haven’t read it…well, pour yourself another cup of coffee and buckle in: www.hoganmag.com/blog/the-lyn...

cream cheese martini

@pinballmap.com i just unfavorited a spot, i love the little heartbreak animation!

OH! my aching tentacles.

well i really really tried and concentrated and gave it my all and i finished 16th out of 30 in tonight’s pinball tournament. happy with my focus but… must do better!

termitecaster get more resonant the longer you let them eat

guitar with bugs costs extra

what gas station has the best salt water