Happy Joe Bob Day #MutantFam!

Thank you for all of the birthday wishes! You all rock!

This is perfection. www.tiktok.com/t/ZT25LhPx8/

LFG!!!!!!

I am so ready! How about you #MutantFam?!?

Remember the end of The Lion King when the hyenas realize Scar lied to them to secure power so they eat him? Thinking about that a lot for no particular reason.

Retire. Let's elect those that are up for the fight.

This is NK level shit. www.whitehouse.gov

And it’s slimming. 💁🏻‍♀️💅🏻

If people want to help and are able to donate to help those affected by these LA fires, here are places they can donate: friendsindeedpas.org/donate-to-fr... cpf.salsalabs.org/disasterreli... www.directrelief.org/emergency/ca... www.pledge.to/ccfwildfirer... www.globalgiving.org/projects/cal...

“For my next attention seeking trick, I will have you concentrate on Greenland, the Gulf of Mexico, and the Panama Canal—instead of my absurdly unqualified cabinet picks or that I have no real plans to fix the border or bring down food prices. Look, America, a rabbit!”

#Horror #HorrorSky #Nosferatu

For those evacuating with pets in LA: Hilton’s Homewood Suites, Home2 Suites, Embassy Suites, Hilton Garden Inn, Hampton, Tru and Canopy brands are all 100% pet friendly. Even cats! And a lot of hotels are waiving pet fees atm. Good on u Hilton! Pun intended: that’s hot.

#NowWatching Starting my morning off right!

Best gift ever. Thanks @jimmykimmel.com

Merry Wolvesmas!

TOMORROW NITE Christmas is coming, so it's time for a classic carol! There will be ghosts, spirits and more. Join @barelyashley.bsky.social, me and the rest of the Creeps for a live post-along of SCROOGE (1951). It'll be a festive good time. See ya then, CREEPS! #MonochromeCreeps #Scrooge

This quote from Lee Cronin has me giddy: “I’m digging deep into the earth to raise something very ancient and very frightening.” Been craving a truly terrifying mummy movie, have faith this could be it

#NowWatching Thanks for all the fish!

Proud & thrilled that I got to write about my favorite scene (1 that brings me to tears) in #TheSubstance in this week’s issue of @variety.bsky.social. No special FX involved. Just @coraliefargeat.bsky.social & Demi Moore giving air to all-too familiar feelings,inspiring me to curb my self-hatred.💚💉

If you could share this far and wide, I’d be crazy grateful! Tomorrow is the 8th annual #GremlinsGear Day! All through Saturday, show your love of the little green bastards across social media using the hashtag above. Your toys, your t-shirts, your vintage candy bars and cereal. Let’s multiply!

The real 47th President.

The thing I respect about James Gunn when he makes a comic book movie is that he doesn't shy away from the quirkier characters. You ask any other director to make a Superman movie, Krypto wouldn't even be in the conversation. You put Gunn on it, "Of course Krypto's in it. Why wouldn't he be?"

This is amazing and gave me goosebumps. I can't stop watching it.

New 4k!

Ok remember how I was stressing about a secret writing project a while ago? THIS IS IT!! Honored @honorszombie.bsky.social asked me to contribute an essay to the 4K release of one of my fave films, going long on one of my ABSOLUTE fave actors, Jeffrey Combs! www.ignite-films.com/products/re-...

That jacket looked like the skinned Fozzie Bear. #ChristmasCarnage #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn @themutantfam.bsky.social

I bet Corey Feldman danced like Michael Jackson at the wedding. #ChristmasCarnage #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn @themutantfam.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social

#ChristmasCarnage #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn @themutantfam.bsky.social

I do love Katharine Isabelle as the aunt in this. She's great. #ChristmasCarnage #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn @themutantfam.bsky.social

This movie takes place in Justin Long's ass? #ChristmasCarnage #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn

I love the fuck out of this owl pellet. #ChristmasCarnage #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn @themutantfam.bsky.social

Has this bitch not seen Back to the Future? You're supposed to blend in... and try not to accidentally fuck your mom. #ChristmasCarnage #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn @themutantfam.bsky.social

She wasn't born and everyone turned to crack? Ego much? #ChristmasCarnage #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn @themutantfam.bsky.social

Ghostface at a Diddy Party. #ChristmasCarnage #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn @themutantfam.bsky.social

Candycorn. #ChristmasCarnage #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn @themutantfam.bsky.social

"Go look at that Baby Jesus, over there" - JBob 3:16 #ChristmasCarnage #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn

How I would end my night if I won the on set auction. "Go stand over there" #ChristmasCarnage #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn

#ChristmasCarnage #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn @themutantfam.bsky.social

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is how a mall Santa is made. #ChristmasCarnage #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn

Check out the nuts on that chopper. #ChristmasCarnage #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn @themutantfam.bsky.social

That arm thingie is what I think Grimace's dick looks like. #ChristmasCarnage #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn @mutantfam.social

When Santa hears you don't believe in him. #ChristmasCarnage #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn @themutantfam.bsky.social

He looks like someone from Muppet Christmas Carol. #ChristmasCarnage #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn

When cocaine was still in Coke. #ChristmasCarnage #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn @themutantfam.bsky.social