While I’m at it: You guys know what to do!! youtu.be/jPCJIB1f7jk?...

*hugs my land line*

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Let's fucking go! Let's all join hands and change the world🫶🌏🫶

List 3 things you can talk about for 3 hours with no prep 1. Star Trek 2. Cats 3. My to-do list

Reasons you should help fund my Nintendo Switch 2: 1) I've written 500 free and public scripts (and counting!) 2) I grace you all with pictures of the fabulous Lady Mochi, Lord Boots and their fluffy foster minions 3) I'm your princess and you WILL obey me 4) Please? throne.com/lupinstolemy...

you know the one good thing about the oceangate disaster is it already had gate at the end so no one had to add it

iPhone night mode at the 3s and 10s setting and wide angle. Growing up in rural Ontario I remember seeing stars like this without long exposure. Where the glow of a town 15 miles away was visible on the horizon and not just part of the noise. #stars #photography

I just saw that Buzzfeed had a Smash or Pass on princes and they had Smash on Naveen and Pass on Phillip and I am not saying Naveen is not a Smash, he’s very cute, but how are they sleeping on

I had to give up a lot of airline miles because I didn’t think fucking *Delta* had a need to know who got the house.

Is it normal for one of the reasons I haven't ever gone skydiving yet to be that then the number of times I've gone up in a plane and landed in a plane will never match again, ever? Even if I don't know what those numbers are?

I know this bears repeating about her maybe 3747362892 times a day or so, but… OMFG

Me (and also most of my characters):

Who the HELL does the closed captioning on Tubi? I don't even think an AI would be this bad. (The character did say "broke," which is part of the character's accent, but said "should have," like a human.)

Bout to quit that day job 💅

…oh 🥺

I read this today and it reminded me of how I write scripts. Experiences from the past, yes, but all colored by--changed by--the present.

with last night's audio, I have now reached my CHANNEL SESQUICENTENNIAL! One hundred and fifty audio projects brought to you. :)

Holy shit, this is a great way to put it You are not a bee. You are a predatory ape. Do you know how much rest and leisure predators need? Apes especially!

stages of neurospicy life: 1. you have so much potential! 2. you had so much potential, what happened? 3. i don't know why anyone ever thought you had potential to begin with, why would you delude yourself like that?

I must watch Sneakers again now for the 23483294384th time. It is law.

Apropos of nothing... a series of Pride and Prejudice memes.

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to BlueSky.

Early morning blood draw etc today. Mostly fine except AS PER USUAL WITH “AUTOMATIC” FAUCETS, the fucking thing couldn’t “see” me and so I’m wiping soap off my hands with paper towels. (This is not because I don’t understand how to use these faucets. Others have observed this phenomenon.)

I think the only way you can tell if someone is really a millennial is if they can't spell millennial.

You know, when you’ve been engaged in a yearlong fight with your insurance company, and are no closer to medical help than you were at the outset, it is nice to hear a doctor say, “are they INSANE?!” once you’ve described everything you can’t have. #anthembluecrossblueshield

This you? Just two hours later?

Offer received and accepted, funemployment ends homies. I release my employment jelly to the wild now, thank you friend.

What's it called when you don't really have imposter syndrome, because you know you're good enough, but you are still completely unsure about everything because you don't believe you'll be able to convince anyone ELSE that you're good enough?

"why does restaurant food taste better than food cooked at home" The cook does not care if you live or die and uses salt and butter accordingly

Age verification? I have bought singles on 45RPM vinyl records. Not as a bit.

It turns out that protecting hate speech did not create the conditions to protect other kinds of speech; instead, it protected hate and allowed hate movements to take over all the institutions of that might have defended the rest of us.

ChicagoTok is so wholesome A baby beaver in a local park

I can't control if a studio will hire me, or if [production human] will find my sound palatable enough, or even if I see specific sides floating around in the ether—but I *can* control my availability for doing art outside of that, even if the "payment" is the joy of acting + creative collaboration.

Dear Risk Ledger, If you need all prices input to be in GBP, try including a currency exchange calculator in your site. It shouldn't be that difficult for you and it will make everyone wading in to complete 200+ questions for you a little less stressed.

he's just like me for real

Started / going. Happy 11th gotcha day Arturo aka Floof. #proofofcat

you're the main reason to keep on going

MotherFUCKERS. I am so tired of living in this bullshit, antiscience, ridiculously cruel timeline. apple.news/AIq652PdaT7m...

I used to live not far from here and did not know this about the fort’s past. Good thread, I get some hope from it.

A minor footnote: this is why nearly all of my audios are F4A, because I only specify the listener when it affects the story.

[writing the constitution] Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president" Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down

YouTube has automatic dubbing enabled BY DEFAULT once they put your channel in the "eligible" bucket. Here's how to turn it off (scroll down a bit past the hype): support.google.com/youtube/answ...

I appreciate the support, but...

I can’t find the lie in this.