"Be a voice actress, Lupin!" I actually hate hearing my voice. It's why I don't record my streams (the rare times I do stream). But also, even the most devoted of you would get sick of my constant Oreo flavor PSAs.

Please clap for me. Got a save the date for a close friend's wedding and I didn't spiral into depression. Instead of tears, I just felt this peace. I want love, I know it's out there and it will come to me. I'm not gonna settle.

Me: Let's make lasagna after work and we'll get those oven ready noodles to save time! Huzzah! *pulls out uncooked noodles in delicious cheesy sauce* I cooked it more and it's fine now! But next time, I'll boil the noodles.

Piece of dating advice from Lupin: If you're gonna send a message, make sure you double check not to inadvertently insult the person you are messaging. Tone is not conveyed over text. At this rate, I wonder if I'd have better luck dating in the community 😅

Tempted to just carry around a sign that says, "Single rider seeking her party of two." People who understand the reference get an automatic date. That or "Single as a Pringle and ready to mingle." Thoughts? Funny dating stories? Comments that will help my existential dread?

Another installment of dating misadventures: *Chat with a guy for over a week* Me: Look, just being upfront and honest with you, I'm not looking for a penpal. Did you want to go out? Him: Yeah, sure! *Next day: He unmatched me* Me: Sigh.

Cap'n Boots says fork over yer plunder and help me get a Switch 2! (If you want.) Argh! throne.com/lupinstolemy...

Now in Early Access! Rebellion [Part 2] [NSFW] [Rebel VA x Princess Listener] "We have come too far to quit now." www.patreon.com/posts/m4f-re...

Now in Early Access! Rebellion [Part 2] [NSFW] [Rebel VA x Princess Listener] "We have come too far to quit now." www.patreon.com/posts/m4f-re...

Went to a fancy gaming store to buy a left handed mouse for myself. Asked the guy, "Where are your left handed mice?" He responds, "What games does your boyfriend play? That will narrow it down." "The mouse is for me." *crickets* I did not buy a mouse.

Avast there mateys! Cap'n Boots demands you had over your treasure and prepare to be boarded! Any landlubbers who refuse to give tribute will be shown no mercy!

I'm a really simple girl. All I want is control over all the VA's to force them to perform my fairy tales and make viewers fall in love with characters and RULE THE COMMUNITY WITH AN IRON FIST AND OREOS. Is that so wrong?

It's Fri-yay! We made it! This week has been rough for me. Lots of feelings of being pathetic and self-hate. But hey, I made it. We made it. And today is a new day!

So, I'm gonna do a stream-y stream to help fundraise for my switch 2. What should I do? --write scripts! --play some games --diamond painting stream Something else?

Reasons you should help fund my Nintendo Switch 2: 1) I've written 500 free and public scripts (and counting!) 2) I grace you all with pictures of the fabulous Lady Mochi, Lord Boots and their fluffy foster minions 3) I'm your princess and you WILL obey me 4) Please? throne.com/lupinstolemy...

Reasons you should help fund my Nintendo Switch 2: 1) I've written 500 free and public scripts (and counting!) 2) I grace you all with pictures of the fabulous Lady Mochi, Lord Boots and their fluffy foster minions 3) I'm your princess and you WILL obey me 4) Please? throne.com/lupinstolemy...

31% funded! Thank you so much to all the kind souls who have contributed so far. You guys make me feel so loved. And if you can't contribute, please don't stress out! Scripts will still always be free and your support is the best gift! throne.com/lupinstolemy...

Hear ye, hear ye, Lord Boots is officially adopted! Please welcome the young prince into our fair kingdom. He loves to lick people's noses, purr and stare at birds. When asked for comment, Lady Mochi had this to say: "He better not get my treats."

31% funded! Thank you so much to all the kind souls who have contributed so far. You guys make me feel so loved. And if you can't contribute, please don't stress out! Scripts will still always be free and your support is the best gift! throne.com/lupinstolemy...

Well, OBS keeps crashing so I guess the secret writing stream will be delayed lol. So, if you're interested in bullying me while I write, I'll try again tomorrow. On the docket: --Mafia BF Secrets pt 2 (possibly with NSFW) --Rebellion (Rowan's Story) pt 2

We're 27% funded! So incredibly grateful for everyone's support and spreading the word. I write scripts for free and will continue to do so, but it touches my heart so much when people want to give back! Literally could cry. Thank you to you all! throne.com/lupinstolemy...

I hate having to keep secrets about my content. Like I wanna tell you all about this cool commission I just did where--*REDACTED--ANGRY CAT NOISES*

The Switch 2 fund is at 22%! Thank you so much to everyone who has contributed so far. If you've enjoyed my scripts and would like to give back for 500 public scripts, please consider helping fund my goal! throne.com/lupinstolemy...

"If you hate doing dating apps so much why don't you just quit?" Because I'm a hopeful romantic. I've done the self-work, I go to in-person singles events, but the apps are still the biggest chance I have to meet someone. And, I believe in love. My person is out there. I have to believe that.

We're at 17%! Thank you so much to everyone who has contributed! If you've enjoyed my scripts and have wanted to give back, please consider helping me get a switch 2! throne.com/lupinstolemy...

We're at 17%! Thank you so much to everyone who has contributed! If you've enjoyed my scripts and have wanted to give back, please consider helping me get a switch 2! throne.com/lupinstolemy...

Me: *places "I do not want kids" literally everywhere on my profile and adds a match note which means they have to click ok after reading my note* Guy I Match With: Hey, I want kids, but you're pretty so maybe we could be short-term? Me:

I've been asked how Lady Mochi is coping with the fact that she now has a new brother. Well, when I asked her, she glared and then Boots tried to headbutt her. She hissed. So, yeah, we're getting there?

What's that? You want to help contribute to my Switch 2 fund to celebrate me hitting the milestone of 500 publicly available scripts? Well, okay, here you go! throne.com/lupinstolemy...

Hear ye, hear ye! A royal proclamation from her meowjesty, the lady Mochi! Lady Mochi welcomes Lord Boots to her kingdom, taking him from foster minion to permanent minion. A hearty huzzah for Lord Boots! Any tribute may be sent below: throne.com/lupinstolemy...

The fact that I felt like a beautiful princess yesterday and no one came up, bowed and kissed my hand at the Renaissance Faire just makes me want to write a super fluffy script about it. Or manifest it for myself in the future. Gotta be someone out there for me!

Hear ye, hear ye! A royal proclamation from her meowjesty, the lady Mochi! Lady Mochi welcomes Lord Boots to her kingdom, taking him from foster minion to permanent minion. A hearty huzzah for Lord Boots! Any tribute may be sent below: throne.com/lupinstolemy...

As promised, here are some pics! I was a fair maiden yesterday at the Renaissance Faire. I felt really gorgeous, but alas, no knight came to whisk me away to his kingdom. Guess I'll stick to the scripts for now 😂

Today I'm going to my first Renaissance Faire! I'm dressing up and prepared to live my princess dreams and throw myself at any available suitors. I'll share pics later!

So . . . I'm pretty sure Lady Mochi will soon be welcoming a new baby brother to the land. A foster fail, so to speak. We'll see. Keep your fingers crossed for me!

Okay, no one asked for this, but I'm giving my thoughts. The new Oreo/Reese's Cookie? 7/10. And believe me, I'm as shocked as you. I wanted this to be a 1000/10. I expected it. But the cream filing is surprisingly not sweet to me.

I have so many thoughts on the Reese's Oreo collab that I feel like I need to make it impactful haha. Since, you know, I'm the defacto princess of oreos.

And now we're 11% funded! Thank you all so much!

MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN LEADING TO THIS!

Thank you to the kind anon who donated to the switch fund! I so appreciate it and now it's 9% funded!

THIS IS THE WORST NEWS SINCE THE CASE OF THE MISSING NUTTER BUTTERS GUYS, THE REESE'S OREOS ARE SOLD OUT I CHECKED FOUR STORES. NOOOOOOOO

Hear ye, hear ye, spoil Lupin for hitting a milestone of 500 scripts! (if you want.) throne.com/lupinstolemy...

Now out of early access! [A4F] It’s A Beautiful Day And You Are An Angry Swan Princess [Comedy] [Villain Speaker] [Cursed Listener] [Listener Is A Swan] [part 2] "You are a thorn in my side, Princess, truly. But I have no wish for you to die." write.ellipsus.com/edit/8ddcad7...

Well, the mixer last night was a bust. And I think I'm done going to those unless I can bring a friend with me because going alone is rough. And I have blisters from my heels. But hey, I went! I pushed myself out of my comfort zone.

Back from the date. It was okay. We did not exchange numbers so I doubt there will be a second date but we're still connected on the app so who knows. Now drinking coffee to wake up for the mixer tonight.

I HAVE TRIED THE NEW OREO REESE'S CUPS And y'all they are so good. I need some of the cookies now but they're sold out!

Date today, single's event tonight, I have been to the mall and literally could find nothing cute so jeans and a t-shirt it is! I like to wear something I feel sexy and confident in but since I've been losing weight, those go-to outfits are now big. All right, fake it until you make it!

Happy Friday! I'm crowd funding for a Nintendo switch 2 to celebrate hitting 500 scripts! If my scripts have brought you joy, please consider donating or spreading the word! throne.com/lupinstolemy...

So, I just realized that I have a date AND an in-person single's event on Saturday. Well, damn. Now I really gotta find something to wear. Someone please send me an all expenses paid shopping spree 😭

You know, even though I complain about being single and everything, I'm grateful for all my past experiences and bad dates. It's very much a "thank u next" situation. Why? Because I learned.