First date this weekend will be at a cat cafe! So even if things don't work out, at least I get to pet fluffy kitties.

Okay, I'm finally writing the why choose script because y'all asked for it, but help me decide tone! Do you want clueless princess comedy or cursed listener angst?

Hey, I've got my first date of 2026!

Hi. Yes. If anyone would like to make a princess very happy, please gift me this Otome game featuring a princess and knights! PRETTY PLEASE! In exchange, I will give you knight/princess NSFW scripts! Or angst. Or both. It's me, after all. throne.com/lupinstolemy...

Boots plays fetch! We thought it was a fluke at first, but he has brought his toy spring multiple times to different people to have them throw it so he can chase it and bring it back. Meanwhile, Lady Mochi is not amused and prefers to hiss at him when he tries to bring her his spring.

PSA to my my single peeps on dating apps. Check locations of people BEFORE you swipe. Then you won't have to send an awkward "I didn't pay attention to your location before we swiped so I'm gonna un-match now". Also, being 15 miles from someone is, in my opinion, not too far away but you do you.

"Lupin, just date someone in the community!" Okay, but like, I grew up with internet stranger danger and movies called "I told a random internet stranger my name and then I vanished and ended up in a ditch" so . . . Also, long distance is not my thing. I need cuddles.

#NSFWWriting I like to play you like an instrument, to draw out each breathy laugh, each moan, each whispered plea from your lips. As you lay before me, chest heaving, eyes glassy with lust, I find myself drawn to you more and more. I'm the only one who can make you come undone like this.

Me: Okay, if you wanna make friends, you gotta message people in this space. I wrote a nice message. Time to press send. Now. In a second. Any second now. *five hours later* Me: Any second now. Making progress towards my goals haha

I'm not opening public commissions right now, but if you're a mutual, feel free to hit me up!

#NSFWWriting I like to play you like an instrument, to draw out each breathy laugh, each moan, each whispered plea from your lips. As you lay before me, chest heaving, eyes glassy with lust, I find myself drawn to you more and more. I'm the only one who can make you come undone like this.

Arranged fans, I've got a new episode for you! [M4F] Arranged [Season 2, Episode 9] [TW: Pregnancy Loss; Drugging in this episode only) Please mind the tags! www.patreon.com/posts/m4f-ar...

Sequel Script! [A4F] It’s A Beautiful Day And You Are An Angry Swan Princess [Comedy] [Part 4] "I ain't gonna pry. Not my place. But you're gonna be with us for awhile. And contrary to his grumpy persona, Kalen ain't a bad guy." write.ellipsus.com/edit/9b32655...

Sequel Script! [A4F] It’s A Beautiful Day And You Are An Angry Swan Princess [Comedy] [Part 4] "I ain't gonna pry. Not my place. But you're gonna be with us for awhile. And contrary to his grumpy persona, Kalen ain't a bad guy." write.ellipsus.com/edit/9b32655...

I will never understand why someone will be like "You were really great, but I'm not in a good mental head space to date so let's break things off" but then literally days later show up on another dating app!

Arranged fans, I've got a new episode for you! [M4F] Arranged [Season 2, Episode 9] [TW: Pregnancy Loss; Drugging in this episode only) Please mind the tags! www.patreon.com/posts/m4f-ar...

Calling all my male nfsw voice actors! Are you looking to play a dashing rogue with a sword? Do you want to seduce a princess? Have I got the script for you! [M4F] Bet [Rogue Speaker x Princess Listener] [Duel] [Forbidden Love] write.ellipsus.com/edit/d67c6f5...

Boots has slowly been learning to demand tribute from his hoomans. He now demands it from you!

Reminder to credit your writers. Follow their guidelines. Pay/tip/gift them if you're able!

Now in Early Access! [M4F] Burn [Witch Listener x Royal Speaker] [Collab] [NSFW] "If nightmares come, I'll wake you. No fire shall touch you ever again." www.patreon.com/posts/m4f-bu...

Well this is a first. I stumbled across a TikTok discussing a performance of a script of mine. I'm just really happy to hear someone enjoyed my script enough to make a video about it. So many happy tears. Thank you for your kind words! www.tiktok.com/@lilygirl95/...

Now in Early Access! [M4F] Burn [Witch Listener x Royal Speaker] [Collab] [NSFW] "If nightmares come, I'll wake you. No fire shall touch you ever again." www.patreon.com/posts/m4f-bu...

Guys, I finally found the dress I'm gonna splurge on when I hit my goal weight. missjophiel.com/products/rom...

Happy New Year!

New year, new audio by @lupinstolemyheart.bsky.social youtu.be/0uJ7fHvX-yk?...

TW: Mentions of depression, suicidal ideation

Goals for 2026: --Finish and publish Arranged novel --Hit 750 public scripts --Make friends in the community (socialize, Lupin!) --Find someone who makes me believe in happily ever after (even if it's a long road to get there) --Flirt more, laugh more, be kinder to myself

This post has recently blown up. No idea why, but if you're looking for a how-to guide on supporting writers in this community, this thread covers it! And if you found me through this post, hi! I'm Lupin, an Oreo-obsessed princess who writes scripts featuring love conquering all. Welcome!

For a writer who gets a lot of hate on her NSFW stuff for not being sexy enough, this is was a lovely surprise. I don't think I've ever ranked before haha.

In case you missed it, there's a new NSFW script out!

Out of early access! [F4M] Close Enough [NSFW] [Speaker Can't Orgasm] “You’re welcome to try, but baby, gonna level with you, I’d rather have my mental sanity than mind-blowing orgasms.” Please be kind. This is the most vulnerable NSFW script I've written. www.reddit.com/r/TheRealmOf...

Oops, I dropped something!

Back on the apps. Am I too stupid or too stubborn to quit? Jury's out.

How pets with Boots usually ends up.

Writing the AU Arranged/Pain Pain Go Away Threesome Scene and it's over 1,000 words with no smut yet. So much for my simple scene.

Here's hoping that when I get a cold in 2026, I'll be able to have cuddles from a romantic partner to help me feel better. For today though, I'll settle for kitty purrs.

Arranged in a nutshell. If you didn't know, Arranged was originally a one shot. Then the characters had other ideas.

Boots isn't quite sure about this Christmas thing. He doesn't understand why he isn't allowed to bite the tree and eat the presents.

Merry Christmas from me, Lady Mochi and Lord Boots! Remember to be kind to yourself today and drink some eggnog (or seasonal beverage of your choice) in my honor!

Proof that Boots is on the naughty list this year. He's 7 months and a menace.

Well, we're gonna set up the Christmas tree again tonight and lock Boots in another room for the night to prevent him from munching on it. Tomorrow, since it's Christmas, we'll all be in the room with the tree so we can keep an eye on him. Here's hoping he'll lose interest!

Merry Christmas Eve! Remember to be kind to yourself (and others) today!

Sometimes around Xmas I go into needy gf mode which kinda sucks bc I'm no one's gf at the moment and so I HAVE TO listen to ARRANGED on repeat, u know? @lupinstolemyheart.bsky.social REALLY COOKED with that one and I'm rolling around in the prose, the smut and the VA's very obvious delight, lol.😜

With the holidays around the corner, if you'd like to spoil your friendly neighborhood princess, you may do so here: throne.com/lupinstolemy... ko-fi.com/lupinstolemy... Or, tell me what you like about my scripts! I'd love to know!

I'm really blessed to be able to write in this space and write content that I love. Thank you all for your support!

I'm back! Took a quick jaunt to LA to visit to the Gilmore Girls set on the WB lot. It was an epic fail. Too many people, horrible food--my family and I bailed by noon. But the trip was saved thanks to the discovery of an awesome coffee shop and Universal Studios!

[M4A] Epic Team Up [Gambit VA] [Deadpool VA] [Injured!Listener] [Comfort] [Contract] [Epic Fight] [Future Epic Team Up?] "Fine. I guess we'll give the people what they want." docs.google.com/document/d/1...

[M4A] Epic Team Up [Gambit VA] [Deadpool VA] [Injured!Listener] [Comfort] [Contract] [Epic Fight] [Future Epic Team Up?] "Fine. I guess we'll give the people what they want." docs.google.com/document/d/1...

I'm writing this. I'm demanding someone fill it. For science!

Wanna write a why choose romance between an uptight knight and a lazy/sarcastic noble and the princess who is too blind to realize that they are in love with her. Like them realizing that she'll never figure it out so then have to work together to make her realize.