I don’t know where to post anymore. I was really excited for my photoshoot and it got almost zero engagement. It sucks creating content now

I did a Barbenheimer photoshoot this weekend and it was everything I could’ve hoped for

Too hot for pants

Follow me on bluesky. Follow me on Instagram. Follow me on threads. Follow me into the fucking ocean and let the void consume us in the abyss.

I truly cannot bring myself to be excited about another app

Omg finally

WE WILL RELEASE A NEW TWITTER CLONE EVERY HOUR UNTIL OUR DEMANDS ARE MET

Am I supposed to be professional or fun on this app

Dogs

Delighted to figure out the perfect post-flight skincare routine: * d'Alba White Truffle spray serum during flight * Dr Gross gentle daily peel after flight * Cosrx Advanced Snail Hydrogel Eye Patch combined with * Torriden Dive-In Low Molecule Hyaluronic Acid Mask Sheet

I forgot what life was like outside of the hellthread. Yesterday was Mother's Day??

The hellthread broke me first, then my notifications

I briefly saw the hellthread and I think that means I’m dead now?

A Möbius strip walks into a bar, sobbing. The bartender asks, “What’s wrong, buddy?” The Möbius strip replies, “Where do I even begin?”

I reverse engineered Twitter's encrypted DM implementation so you don't have to (it's probably the worst end-to-end encrypted messenger that isn't literally broken, and Signal is basically better in every way, but it doesn't seem actively dangerous) https://mjg59.dreamwidth.org/66791.html

us: eating mushrooms for lunch me: “you cannot kill me in a way that matters” them: ??? me:

Does anyone in SF have recording equipment I could borrow? I would love to interview my mom and her technical journey 👀

My mom was a programmer in the 60s. I took her to an event with the last remaining IBM 1401 where we got to program it using the last punch cards in existence. A TechCrunch bro was also at the event loudly asking why this mattered and she schooled the shit out of him

Hello my fellow odd ducks, I hope today is ok to you

I had a dream that Robert Downey Jr. won a Grammy for Best R&B Album and I was his hair stylist.

Here for #boglife

Working in trust & safety is just watching people rediscover your work years later when they could’ve just listened to you the first time

Found guilty of being an absolute lad and a bloody legend

Everyone in my Following tab is either talking about content moderation or mothers, both which are sore subjects for me today. Where my unhinged accounts at, what’s weird today?

what people persist in calling "main character" is 99 times out of 100 somebody (often a teen) who said something innocuous, had it explode out of their local context, and responded inexpertly when suddenly mocked by thousands of people. algorithmic The Lottery. it's cruel and should not be mourned

The only correct answer is to be in an open relationship with rice and have a noodle side piece

📢 1.28 is now available! - Mutelists - Content filtering settings now sync between devices - Your email now shows in the settings page - Links should open in app if not on staging.

This is my favorite feature on here Bluesky and I hope it never changes

Cannot wait to write a bot that deletes any skeet over 5 minutes old with less than 10 likes and then punches me in the face for being too hinged on here

Disagree, the pre-vomit ritual is more powerful than any alarm clock

I'm here! I don't know what I'm doing yet LOL so here's some queer joy

THIS SENT ME INTO A GENUINE PANIC MARRY RICE FUCK NOODLES KILL BREAD IM SORRY

I just said I'd take a pie to the face if they raise $4000 to help abuse victims leave their partners safely. Donation link in this skeet. (Where does the pie come from? Who does the pie-ing? Dammit, so many questions!)

Day 53: I’ve yet to find the hellthread. I’m afraid my men will soon mutiny. We are down to our last butt. Our Alf milkers ran dry three days ago. This may be my final letter martha. Tell the children to keep posting.

There’s so many pixels 😧

If ur post is on what’s hot you should get a little 🌶️ emoji

Oh wow okay so this is the high the bluesky people feel when you find those few weirdos on the smol hellsite that are into your shit and you have casual convos with them like you are in an AIM chat everyone can see

Hey everyone! Want to let you know we’re not all going to be on bsky.social forever. We’ve been making progress towards federation, and will start off with a sandbox environment to prioritize safety and stability as we move towards distributing out control over the ecosystem.

fren: "you have to realize the AT protocol and the activityhub are not intrinsically inimical approaches to..." me: "did u know if u post /honk a fuckin goose shows up in your mentions"

I once wrote a paper about protocols instead of platforms, which @jack.bsky.social read, and thought was a good idea, and hired @jay.bsky.team to do something about, and she and her team built this site. And, I still don't quite understand what happened or how it's real.

I love how Serious People get concerned that spaces like Bluesky will be “echo chambers” as if being on Twitter was like subjecting yourself to scientific peer review instead of like walking through the monkey house on Taco Tuesday

you can't expect me to understand words like federation or protocol when this is how i think the internet works

alright the mutelists feature is finally in app store review for a release tomorrow, under a new moderation section that’s complete with an awkwardly-inconsistent icon that just screams Quality

A springtime networking fit

I GASPED! 😍😍😍😍 I want to have a cape problem too. This is my fav cape jacket. We did a little model photoshoot.

I love Mode BlueSky please do share your OOTD and all serves. Thank you. This was the end of Monday’s client workshop fit, the hotel lobby was cold so blanket for survival