I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.

I have never seen an article get it so profoundly wrong in my life

What To Know About ‘Heated Rivalry’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-heated-rivalry/

Officially halfway through an 18 month course in 2 months... I'm just enjoying it so damn much!

Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen: Queen k.d. lang Greenday Blink 182 Noah Reid

Do your hydrotherapy they said, it’s the perfect warm sunny day they said. The incoming hailstorm:

ooh I do not like talamasca using smalltown boy, the classic gay anthem, as a soundtrack to straight people sex. Why? Just why

Back full-time studying for the first time in 18 years... very strange. Wish me luck!

MOTHER!

Look ma, I'm famous! I'd be embarrassed but this is actually one of my best vids, so 🎉 #thenewsreader

Sam with this specific warm lighting that brings out the red in his hair. You agree.

How exactly am I supposed to go to sleep if ao3 won’t load my bedtime stories?

if you know you know 🤷‍♀️

Being sick is the worst. For the first time in years I don’t have to just power through it and my body is really taking advantage of the opportunity to feel like absolute ass 😫

Tl;dr 1 - it’s behind you right now 2 - I can’t prescribe drugs, that’s the other kind 4 - no there never was a 3 you sound insane 5 - I am available for work or grants related to study of same 6 - oh god it’s not behind you anymore look up look up 3 - ‘wish’ and ‘wished’ both okay in this context

Getting real tired of people telling me how I'm allowed to enjoy these vampires I've loved for longer than they've been alive 😒

At the behest of @melissafehrtrade.bsky.social: the most cursed thread idea I've ever had, IWTV characters as adult toys...

It’s so nice to be bone tired not because I’m stressed or run off my feet taking care of others, but because I earned it walking through a city I love ☺️

I can't wait to be able to tell people my favorite TV show is "The Vampire Lestat."

IwtV casting news when??? The suspense is killing me!!

“He’s obsessed. He’s haunted. He’s in it.” - Rolin Jones.

A thing I made a little over a year ago and never posted here. Oh Samothy, I have not become any less enamoured by your tongue thing 🥹

Do you have Tim and Dale cross stitch portraits above your bed? No? Sorry, you just don’t love #TheNewsreader like I love The Newsreader 🥲

yes sam, now close the ao3 tab, that's not for you

Dale literally the second he heard the word 'boyfriend' come out of Tim's mouth.

Me reading 90% of IwtV fic with Gabrielle

Some people need to stop before they start talking about The Newsreader cause they have nothing useful to say when they get it this wrong right outta the gate 😒

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Sam really said he would only be playing extremely mentally ill bisexual girlies from here on out huh?

yes your honour, that's him, that's the man who's trying to kill me.

adorable smiley babies!

Alright, posting it here too. Sam tonight being awkward and adorable. A perfect little bean 🥹

Good news Newsreader friends!

What the hell is with people attacking us timdale shippers today? What did we ever do to anyone?

The perfect character #TheNewsreader

One for #TheNewsreader girlies! Found in my grandmothers collection of saved newspaper clippings. Halley’s Comet!

"Trauma makes you stronger" Well, I don't want to be strong, I want to drink an iced coffee & buy things online

Stitched my favourite boy! #TheNewsreader

Sorry not sorry... I'm not going to apologize to anyone for this obsession I have with my gay vampires 🤗✨❤️😉 #IWTV #IWTVsky

Christmas Eve, time to make the pavlova shell and custard ☺️