Woke up inspired to get started on a feature script idea I first had years ago. Ended up writing 11 pages straight through. Not a bad start to 2026.

Me: I wonder what made all these MAGA Snyder cut dickheads so upset about “Stranger Things.” Me: *sees Will’s coming out scene* Me: Ah, of course.

If sequels have taught us anything, it’s that Project 2026 is going to suck so much worse.

Imagine what’s actually in the Epstein files to make him do this.

Audiences are the architects of their own misery because they don't know how to enjoy something on its own terms, and the more that thing builds in importance, the worse it gets for them.

Me, waking up this morning, to 2026:

Go fuck yourself, 2025.

Happy New Year to you... unless you're in the Trump administration. If so, I hope your New Year sucks donkey balls.

I get that marketing is an important part of a film's success, but I'm already sick of "Marty Supreme" and I haven't even seen it.

post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains (For the record, I disagree with the premise of this challenge because it presupposes only grunge artists had great albums in the ‘90s. But, whatever. I’ll play.)

If you need a concise wrap-up of 2025…

Me headed to our local SantaCon. 🎅🏼 🥃

We’re all talking shit about your AI Christmas card in the group chat.

Still waiting for the “Welcome to Derry” Christmas special.

Olympian levels of raging Trumpian depavity, madness, and GUILT.

One surprising fact I've learned from recent news is that very rich people consistently learn the wrong lesson from works of literature.

The world's worst people spotting each other in the Epstein photos:

Tonight, don't forget to leave a vodka gimlet and a plate of blow for the jolly ol' Justice Elf who'll deliver the Epstein Files to everyone's inbox for them to discover tomorrow morning.

I must have missed Trump addressing the Epstein Files?

The 2025 remake of “We Didn’t Start The Fire” will just be…

Fortnite should release a Paul Dano outfit.

It’s pretty brilliant that Quentin Tarantino made the earth hate him before he releases his last film to keep us from hounding him to make another after that.

I really peaked in December 2021 when I posted this gem: Quinoa is the Sade of grains.

As a Californian, I would very much like the DNC to understand just how hated Newsom is in CA. And I don’t know anyone in this state who would vote for him for president. He’s basically the liberal version of Trump, except CA liberal voters are not like MAGA. We’re not in a cult.

Nature is healing.

This is one of those "keeps getting better and better as you read it" posts.

Just had my first egg nog of the season. As is my custom, it was about 70% bourbon. Now, I’m going to have another that is 100% bourbon.

If your indie slow-burn horror film doesn’t have an overhead drone shot of a car winding along a forest road early in act one, is it even a film?

A guy at the hotel gym was quietly counting off reps and I heard him whisper, “two… three… seven…” I feel you, bro. I feel you.

Let’s set aside that Olivia Nuzzi has no ethics (journalistic or otherwise) and that RFK Jr. is a fucking wackadoo destroying our healthcare. Personally, as a former journalist and current author, it pisses me off that Nuzzi got paid so well for being such an epically shitty writer.

Doing my part to save the planet. I just turned off motion smoothing on our hotel room TV.

I don't know if I'd mess with Mark Kelly. He's got an identical twin, so they can really get you with all the hijinks

Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love... A dark period coming-of-age movie that will leave you thinking maybe life actually is out to destroy you.

Not gonna lie. Until about a week ago, I thought Labubu was a brand of yoga clothes or some shit like that.

Just a reminder you can troll DT for possibly blowing ‘bubba’ without bringing up Monica Lewinsky. You’re not being clever, you’re losing the plot and showing your misogyny.

Comment from the Tumblrs on a post in which I pose that the "Bubba" mentioned in that Epstein email maybe, possibly, perhaps could be Clinton.

Nixon: I’ve committed the worst crime by a president in American history. Trump: Hold my windowless van.

Tune into MSNBC's "The Last Word" tonight to see Lawrence O'Donnell's grin spread so wide the top of his head falls off.

Repost with an iconic fictional band

Welp, that didn't work.

*taps the sign*

Dangerous confession: I find THE GODFATHER insufferably boring.

You know what Sandwich Guy’s acquittal means? Anytime you see an ICE agent…

FUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUU

I made a free graphic for people to use for future #NoKings protest or just plain ol' anti-Trump posts, available in 4x5 and 9x16.