💪CrashOut of the week (Country artist Bryan Andrews)🇺🇸

😎🌵🪴 too real to be funny, but...

Welcome to 1984.

Exactly

The weather dude on TV last night said it's going to be 99 degrees today. I'm demanding that he be fired and replace with another dude that will forecast a high of 82. Am I doing this right?

😂😂😂😂

Inject this straight into my veins

Nobody said it would be easy, but Republicans found a way to cut taxes for the rich while taking away your healthcare. A story of true heroism.

Diddy for President? In this timeline....its Possible...

He thinks we’re stupid, and maybe half of us are.

Chess analysis: By disconcertingly eating his own rook and two queen side pawns, Trump is opening up the board and affording himself various attacking and defensive plans during a congested middle game.

Time to break out the chart again on Iran.

sure, the world is going up in flames, there's unrest in the streets, and America has become a global punchline, but at least Trump voters made the handful of trans athletes in the country feel extra bad

Trump is sad because his birthday parade sucks, and Melania is smirking. She hates his guts.

Trump clarifies that iCE will no longer be targeting agriculture and hospitality workers and will instead focus on brown Senators.

Ok. So worried about Peaceful Protests this weekend and wrote a little feel good song for myself. Please share. Please feel free to use any of my protest songs. My daughter immediately spotted my naughtiness. Call it stress. youtu.be/HSvQT-tkiBw?...

Watching on TV. 2k National guard and 700 Marines deployed to quell a small peaceful protest of maybe 150 people. What a joke.

😄😄

This was today… Sotally tober… NYT clearly way off base…

MAKEUP TIP: Match your liquid foundation to you skin tone, not your handbag.

When even Fox Business is mocking your lies, stupidity and incompetence.

When you lose Rupert Murdoch…

NEWS: U.S. and China agree to a 90-day pause on new tariffs after shipping to U.S. ports plummeted. Tariffs on Chinese imports will be cut from 145% to 30%. Tariffs on U.S. imports will be cut from 125% to 10%. If tariffs should result in massive job growth and make the U.S. rich, why lower them?

The new pope

Master of the Dark Side of the Farce

Things the president of the United States said on meet the press today: He doesn’t know if he has to follow the constitution He’s fine with a recession Americans can do with less Small businesses are just “a couple of little businesses”

There is a heavy police presence and SWAT in Southwest Miami-Dade in Florida after a shooting at a warehouse. Reports are that at least 4 people have been shot and that the shooter is deceased.

This is disgraceful. This guy lives for payback and revenge.

Trump backed down so fast even his ego needed a seatbelt.

BREAKING: In the most predictable of predictable news, trump has just ordered a 90-day pause on some tariffs. HE CAVED AGAIN. What a fucking clown.

You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job.

While I see all your conspiracy theories I regret to inform you that the horrible truth is that an old man with a tariff obsession has been given almost unlimited power in the world's richest country.

it's a little funny that Congress could stop this any moment, but Johnson and Thune won't because the GOP fears primary voters more than global economic calamity

lolololol. Ya think!?! Haha buddy. Welcome to the club I guess.

it’s weird that we’re staring down the second unprecedented economic catastrophe in five years and instead of a novel coronavirus that will go on to kill millions of people this one is just “no one was willing to tell him no”