Some people think they hear a Luma say "fuckingly" in The Super Mario Galaxy Movie? I admit, the line reading is weird and when I heard the start of the fricative for f, I kind of *expected* it. But that says more about my own broken soul than how the Luma sounds, because it clearly says "finally".

VULNERABLE AND EXPOSED TO WHO, PETE? You don't get on a military installation without being or having been in the military or going through extensive security checks. And China isn't gonna just roll up on Joint Base Lewis McChord because a bunch of dudes aren't carrying sidearms.

Funny. I thought all he was surrounded by was "fear and dead men."

Also: a billion dollars a day for a war that has no endgame. Over a trillion annually in the budget. The money for the poor, hungry, and sick is there. We need politicians who will band together against the military industrial complex.

I think about the movie critic commentary tracks for the Matrix sequels from the BluRays where one of the critics got angry every time there was an exterior shot of one of the hovercrafts, as if “establishing shot” specifically can only apply to buildings.

Like Spider-Man, the best part of Superman is his supporting cast. Speaking of which: Daily Planet series headlined by Jimmy Olsen when, @jamesgunn.bsky.social?

sorry have to add my favorite one

I’m not going to comment on Byron Noem except to say this: I *also* liked Judy Greer as Kitty Sanchez and her cockeyed boob job on “Arrested Development”.

I like a lot about #StarTrek #StarfleetAcademy. But listening to JayDen speak is painful. It makes me a little nauseous to hear.

Men who hate women hate women.

It’s like going to Disneyland and being mad that every ride isn’t a Magic Mountain coaster. There’s no pretension here, there’s no bait and switch. You already know what you’re getting so go and enjoy yourself or don’t go and find something else to do.

Everytime I see the title of this dreck, my mind immediately goes to the “true story” of alien abduction and man… wouldn’t that be great for him?

Are we, though?

I’m okay with a remake of ”The Thing” since it’s already a remake. But nothing about that headline sounds like a remake I’d want to see.

Absolutely not going to give Roberts credit for that. Banger line though. Wish Jackson or Sotomayor had gotten it in.

As a lifelong Star Trek fan, it’s always bothered me that there is a presumed “responsibility” within Star Trek shows to talk about social issues. I just want to watch Kira and Odo repeatedly threaten to close Quark’s.

Trying to explain that satire is dead. Was having a hard time making my point until I said, “Look. ‘A Modest Proposal’ is just a *policy* proposal now.” Few hours left for Trump to do the funniest thing.

Legitimately cannot tell what is going on with Vanessa in #DaredevilBornAgain. Lots of rose iconography, hinting at Richard Fisk, aka the Rose. But… uh… she’s kinda old, no? And even if she got pregnant *now*, baby time travel shenanigans are an X-Men thing, not Daredevil.

”Metropolis” is one of my favorite movies. Always nice to see it pop up in my feed.

“Physically painful to watch”. Jesus Christ. If I had a nickel for everything that was going to kill cinema.

John, the problem is not the millionaire tax.

You may not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like.

He wanted that cowbell from an early age.

Tomorrow, Donald Trump has the chance to do the funniest thing.

The man's face doesn't even appear in the show but every time I see him, the music kicks in: "...a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man... who does not exist."

"Project Hail Mary is the Lord & Miller Han Solo movie that could have been." Nope. Stop. I will always wonder what Lord & Miller's version of "Solo" might have been (though I love what we got) but in no way is "Project Hail Mary" a hint. They have nothing in common except space.

@warnerbrospictures.bsky.social Maybe you could do your re-release of #SpeedRacer in IMAX in or around Seattle? There is a whole fucking major metropolitan area up here. Why do the studios *always* leave this area out of limited release events?

Andy Weir was on the Critical Drinker podcast? Fuck Andy Weir. Jesus. What a way to kill all your goodwill.

Reminds me of this banger tweet.

Oh, Andy. Tell me you don’t actually watch Star Trek.

Me in 2024. Today everybody on Twitter is screaming that Claude is blowing through its limits faster than ever. The subprime AI crisis begins…

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Luhrman’s good at getting that absolute anguish. See also: Christian as Satine dies in ”Moulin Rouge!” My all timer.

After Claudia Goldin became the first woman to win a solo Nobel in economics, she got hundreds of invitations. She accepted three. One was advising WNBA players on a labor deal. She helped players land the biggest % raise in US sports history. www.wsj.com/economy/wnba...

Huh. I guess "Fred" is a gender-neutral nickname. Is it short for Winifred? If so, what's the full name for male SeeGees? Alfred or Frederick?

Was it washed out like that in the broadcast? Jesus.

What a sad “machinations of Chairface, the predictability of Idea Men, emotional stability of Big Shot” ass man.

Oh fucking shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

”Be the Wi-Fi Signal You Wish to See in the World”

Oh, wow, I *had* forgotten about that. Thanks for the reminder!

I'm gonna fucking chair dance all fucking day. #WonderMan was... well, fuck, calling it "marvelous" or "wonderful" feels punny, but it *was*. It was both of those things. I still want my #AvengersDoomsday style stories, but WM was an absolutely satisfying change of pace.

A couple kittens of cuteness, and their mommy, to start the day #KittensOfCuteness_bsky #MenWithCats

One Piece is giving it a run for it's money, but the Wachowskis' "Speed Racer" is still my pick for best cartoon-to-live action adaptation. The Speed Family raced so Dom Toretto's family could... also race?

Never considered Christopher Lee ugly by any stretch, but I also would never have thought of him as *this* kind of handsome.

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God it was so wonderful liking a book or a movie or a play or a band before social media

What kind of country permits one man to destroy all it has built over the last centuries, simply because he was elected?