Santa should bring me pinking shears for Christmas (do they actually work or are they a scam?)

we’ve got to start bullying people for AI art

Should I participate in Gay Guy Halloween this year? (Just dressing slutty)

This is not hyperbole someone actually ordered this exact thing from me tonight oh and also she claimed to be industry-_-

“Can I get a single Tito’s in a pint glass with ice and a splash of soda and an even smaller splash of cran and extra extra limes and two straws” Me:

Being busy is a blessing but boy do I miss nightlife :((

No shade but if you like being able to take the train/bus home after a late night gig, you might want to fill this survey out if you want to be able to keep that as an option

Email im sending <3 you can send your own to [email protected] because profit is all these people can hear

Wearing nails does not make me feel pussy, it makes me feel like Inuyasha

Strangers need to stop telling me in earnest that I “look good for my thirties” because then I have to look them in they eye and tell them I’m 26 and then it’s uncomfortable for all of us.

Have I mentioned that I love Farfetch’d? 💚

like I just want to reinforce that I absolutely hate AI it’s messy nasty ugly tacky (derogatory) tasteless and it makes me question everything about you and yes I will be radical about this because it’s simply not funny and ruining our experience as humans AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT TO DIE

Omg guys you’ll never guess who just followed me on instagram

I want an Auntie Anne’s pretzel so bad

Defend trans people in person! Not just online

I love exercising my rights (voting for the gaggy noms)

go to ICIRR’s website to sign up for text alerts 🧊❗️

First day behind the bar in two weeks

4 months out from when I pierced my ears so I changed them to hoops for the first time today. Pray they don’t get irritated and nasty 🙏

✨Gaggy Awards: Toño 4 Best Gogo✨ (repost if you’re real👀)

I need to learn how to pose in front of a camera because I do not have a single good picture of myself from this whole trip I am the embodiment of 🧍‍♂️

Good luck everyone competing tn at Masterclass!!!!! You’re all so insanely fierce I’m heartbroken I’m missing week one with the full cast!! I’m cheering y’all on from Italy!!!!

please share this post 🩷 thank you so much! 💐

I need to stop going away. Last time I left the city Survivor got cancelled. This time Spjorkus lost its venue. I am just not going to leave any more for fear of losing more of my favorite shows :((

I don’t think I’ve been on a flight where someone *didn’t* watch Crazy Rich Asians since that movie came out. It really has a chokehold on the in-flight entertainment community

How many plants can a guy have before it becomes off-putting. Asking for a friend

I think you girls should start swinging when someone walks up on stage and acts a mess during your numbers. I can’t pay your legal fees but I’ll post about your innocence fiercely

Full art Whitney trainer card but no full art/IR/Shiny miltank is going to make me lose my mind #pocketTCG

Congratulations to everyone involved in the Drag Parody of Clue production, every single one of you KILLED IT. It was an amazing show and I’m so happy to have seen it

Clue at Steppenwolf was fucking phenomenal, was constantly in tears laughing, everyone was fantastic these divas are so fucking talented. Theater is BACK baby

GOOD LUCK TO EVERYONE COMPETING TN AT MISS FANTASY!!!!! Wish I could be there to support 🥲🥲

I had a dream that Bambi voiced my alarm clock and called me lazy

I never was able to get tickets and now they’re sold out :((( R.I.P.

You ever read 600,000 words of a fanfic that is still somehow just getting started only to see it hasn't been updated in 14 months and you wanna chew off your own fingers? Me neither

The air is starting to feel colder and I’m coming aliveeeeee🍁🍂🌬️

@ellexl.bsky.social on the hydrate stage every week:

Anyone know what the queen! theme is this week?

Just pulled a lighter out of the dryer 😬😬 thank god I didn’t just blow up this laundromat…

For a guy who loves furs I sure don’t own enough of them

i repeat…. wow, i love Drag

If there’s one thing @ellexl.bsky.social is gonna do (outside of tear) is wear food 🫒🍸

@will-b-rupert.bsky.social is taking full advantage of that 1000 pack of red balloons 🎈🎈🎈

Is it bad that my iPhone won’t charge just sitting in my apartment because it’s too hot?

God a walking foot is such a game changer idk why it took me so long to get one holy shit

Steppenwolf doesn’t want me to go to clue :((( every time I try to buy a ticket it makes me try to make an account, but doesn’t let me submit the form by hiding the “I’m done” button :((

I collect hobbies like infinity stones

Using Conqueror’s Haki (mean-mugging) to dissuade people from asking me for cocktails

A Bloody Mary w a celery stalk and a pickle and a crab leg and a cheeseburger and a lobster tail and a turkey leg garnish 🤤🤤

Does the viagra clock go hard or not (pun intended)

God I love cooking. I just made a big ass pot of stewed tomatoes and rice and am so happy