I think if he dove off the roof, his neck flaps would open like a sugar glider and he'd land safely in JD's arms below.

“On June 15, 1992, [Dan] Quayle altered 12-year-old student William Figueroa's correct spelling of "potato" to "potatoe" at the Muñoz Rivera Elementary School spelling bee in Trenton, New Jersey. He was the subject of widespread ridicule for his error.” — @wikipedia.org

On Wednesday night, the South Parkers delivered a stunningly graphic middle finger both to their craven corporate overlords and to the thinnest-skinned short-fingered vulgarian who ever occupied the Oval Office. open.substack.com/pub/charlies...

Donald Trump thinks you're stupid. www.youtube.com/watch?v=oibZ...

Trade letter for the Heard and McDonald Islands just dropped.

A bet is a tax on bulldust, and I'm here to tax dishonest policy advice. I'm willing to bet my family's sexy blue minivan against whatever it is that the CEA chair drives that he's wrong, and there's not a chance in hell that Trump will cut the national debt by even a penny.

Mosssad has the pee tape.

As an economist, I think I can say this with some degree of certainty, assuming all other things are equal: Definitely one of the best teachers of economics to the masses, ever. Love it!

A podcast for my mates back home: Could Australia actually be better off under Trump’s tariffs? I had a nice long chat with the ABC Insiders podcast and digging into what *all of this* means for Australia:

Facts…again.

Facts.

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"it feels like things are moving in the right direction. The biggest problem here is that the half life of a Trump trade policy seems to be about one Scaramucci."

Let's face it: RFK Jr should not be allowed outside except if he's on a leash

Here's what Treasury Secretary Bessent is saying: "If I hurt the American consumer enough, we'll see how quickly the Chinese want to escalate."

Just get hiked up higher and higher

Beef is woke if it isn't grown in a cow moshpit the size of northern California and pumped full chemicals to kill all the resulting E. coli USA USA USA

Russia gets no Trump tariffs. Intriguing. In fairness to Russia, its only exports are death, misery, chaos, war crimes, and despair…and we’re fully supplied by the Trump Administration for those.

this is still so funny to me

That’s right. 🇺🇦

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This scrum of pot-bellied, sunken-chested betas trying to bully an all-black clad badass Eastern European wasteland survivor while dressed like Men’s Wearhouse mannequins is peak cinema.

I present to you the next deputy director of the FBI!

Great advice on helping someone who is grieving.

Trump and Musk, between them, have 18 children (that we know about) with 7 women. Family values, GOP-style.

I’m George Takei and I approve of this message.

There are moments in these deportation fights when I can just FEEL how pissed off they are that I’m Puerto Rican 😂 they want to threaten me with it so bad 😂

Congrats, America. We're now on Putin's side.

After I got my doctorate in health admin, I could have taken a cushy job atop a corporate health firm & gotten rich off denying claims, but instead, I chose a low-paying civil service job to help care for Veterans & the Military. So don't give me that "he was only doing his job" crap.

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