I think Wendy's just threatened me

The best good girl, my Olive 🫒 ❤️

Please help Frodo if you can! Donate and/or share!

Olive sends her love to all of those who need it ❤️

I guess it's bc I'm old, but anyone born after Sept. 11, 2001 automatically marks you as a kid to me. It's like that date in and of itself is a measurement of time, and I can't explain why.

🤣🤣

saw my neuro. despite having astoundingly positive blood results, he claims he doubts I have MG. he then admitted he's only ever had 1 person have a false positive result. he thinks bc I don't have fatal symptoms, I can't possibly have it. 🫠 1/2

I was also diagnosed with a neuromuscular autoimmune disorder a few days ago 🙃

This dog is peak entertainment

With an incoming week of record high temperatures, Olive knows just the place to keep cool.

JD Vance somewhere stressfucking his couch

Twitter: this is how men with huge balls fight. This is what masculinity looks like Bluesky: this is the first messy breakup of pride month

I love this dork

This shopping center down the road needs to work on the order of their signs

I just want someone to bring me a rabbit so I can hold it in my lap and pet it and give it snacks

I just posted my very first #Bagginshield fic! This is the first fic I've written since 2023! I hope ya'll enjoy it :) archiveofourown.org/works/65372857

Doctors: You can't be more than 5 minutes late to your appt. If you are, your appt is canceled and you have you have to pay a fee. Patients: *arrive on time, then sit in the waiting for 45 minutes*

Thank you so, so much @huskykatze.bsky.social for this adorable Easter card! I love it 🩷

That sly grin 😏

I can't believe people still wash their clothes in warm/hot water.

If you ever need me to do something I don’t want to do, your best bet is to treat me like a dog who doesn’t want to take his medicine and just involve cheese

commission for @humapuma <3

God can suck it. I will cut off your balls.

Do banks outside of America have overdraft fees? Or is it just our exceptionally corrupt country?

Perfection 🩷

It's a bit warm for my liking, but Olive is having a great day 😊

apnews.com/article/trum... finds cause to hold Trump administration in criminal contempt for violating deportation order

Are you into dark fics that will break your heart and leave you ugly crying, but then also heal you at the end with some heartfelt confessions and sweet, sweet lovemaking? If so, Zirizkhîê by humapuma is the fic for you! archiveofourown.org/works/646841...

Can someone PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE tell me what movie/show this audio is from? It sounds so familiar, but I can't place it, and it's killing me! www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8ja4kGj/

Smiling faces? In THIS economy??

I can not explain how much this made me laugh because I am a child

I think the biggest thing I miss about Twitter is how easy it was to find and fangirl with different fandoms/shippers. My current OTP is #Bagginshield, & I'm 2k into a new WIP, but I only know one other person who's interested. It's kind of a bummer. 1/3

Just know that my "extremely hyperspecific memes only 2-3 people would get which is why I keep them to DMs" game is unmatched and will never be properly appreciated.

Oh my god someone cancel their German Excavator Company Contracts, it’s illegal to dig one’s own grave so big you’d think it’s a mine

I'm so done with Summer already

I've been thinking alot about that discussion I had with a few Canadians 2 weeks ago.They accused us (US citizens) of doing nothing and not fighting the MAGA regime.That frightens me. Because that means people from other countries aren't seeing the daily protests, the constant screaming, the anger.

Olive has the best grin 😂

Me AF

Does anyone know what kind of parrot this is? He belongs to my neighbor. I'm going to try to get it a perch and some toys when I get paid next. I feel so bad for it 😭

"If we need to take Greenland..." The fuck? Why do we need to take Greenland? Why do we need to take anything? And what is this "not being a good ally" shit? What, being a good ally is letting the US steamroll them into surrendering their sovereignty? This is insane and Vance is a fucking idiot

Mind. Blown.

Olive has no qualms with making herself comfortable anywhere she goes, even the apt social worker's office.

Me: Oh! Pedro Pascal and Chris Evans are in a romance movie together! *watches trailer* Me: 😑 Me: 🙄 Me: 😭 Me: 😠 Me: IT IS 2025 WE DESERVE A GAY ROMANCE MOVIE WITH TWO HOT WELL KNOWN ACTORS

Yesterday, it was 83°F (28°C), and tonight, it will be a low of 29°F (-1.6°C). Good thing global warming isn't real! 🫠

Idk why hearing a Brit refer to a butt as a "bottom" is so adorably entertaining, but it really, really is.

Just sitting out in the cold so that Olive can watch the squirrels