I could really do without an ebola pandemic

Food system collapse before my son does his GCSEs. That’s what’s at risk according to a government report DELIBERATELY BURIED for nearly two years. Whoever this government is serving, it certainly isn’t our children.

I'm tense today. I dont have any strong feelings for starmer, in some ways he seems a solid sensible character but in others he's been a let down... But what I am fearful of is a chain of events like... He resigns, whoever replaces him (and good god let it not be snakey streeting) gets bombarded..

At first glance I thought this was a quote from Keir starmers speech

I watch a lot (too many, probably) of fail army type videos. It's got me wondering has anyone ever installed a home pole-dancing pole that has not then come crashing down either injuring them and/or smashing a window, wall or TV? Seems to me it happens 100% of the time.

@britishspiders.bsky.social behind our bin there lives a cellar spider (bottom of pic) but who is this newcomer.. another cellar spider? The abdomen seems an odd shape?

This might be the most lacklustre workout anyone has ever had

One does not simply shoot down a boat news.sky.com/story/iran-w...

Christ on a bike. Why don't we just AI automate the entire process and have AI decide who we elected

Add food to a movie: Star trek II: The wrap of Khan

I feel like .. at best.. they should've marketed the Titanic as "sink-resistant" rather than unsinkable. In hindsight.

Honestly if trump ran a pub I wouldn't trust it enough to have a drink in it. It's absolutely insane that somehow he's been given control of the most powerful nation & military on the planet. Such a miserable and terrifying state of affairs

Brutal.

They. Aren’t. Our. Allies.

Let's have some English stilton and Scottish oatcakes... That'll make everything seem ok. Maybe

I was thinking this earlier. I can imagine dying in a world war for a noble cause, but if one starts now we do realise our side "the west" will be fighting and dying because trump wants to avoid accountability for paedo activity??

I wish I could feel excited about the Artemis mission. The state we're in at the moment, thinking about a glorious star trek style future exploring the galaxy feels a bit like "look at what you could've won!"

Is it controversial to say that the J.J. Abrams films are the best star trek of the 21st century (so far)? Maybe I need to qualify it with "in my opinion"

Accountability brings consequences. And consequences are the only language corruption understands. Money and political power do not outrank the Constitution. They just need a wake up call and it’s coming at the midterms.👇

So this Saturday if Scotland beat Ireland and England could beat France, Scotland win the 6 nations? I'm English but I very much hope that can happen.

Saw hammer films trending. You like hammer horror? I got some hammer horror for you

The guy who filmed Andrew Tate dancing in Dubai

Guys... I'm getting a bit worried trump might be thinking about bombing us next (UK)

Enjoy your Friyay, #StarTrek friends! It's the anniversary of Leonard Nimoy's passing. Live long and prosper. #StarTrekTOS

Harold Goodwinson: a statement. ‘We are losing our country. A coalition of feudalists and woke Frenchmen came together to dominate the battlefield. I don’t think they beat us, I think the archers were told to shoot arrows in my face.’

Matt Badloss, is it?

To be fair, he actually got this one right. Stopped clock etc

"It looks like you're trying to start a nuclear war, would you like some help?"

Really hoping the folk of Gorton & Denton can show us rejection of reform's hate-based rhetoric and empty promises to do anything for working people when their needs couldn't be further from farage's mind. Hope the Greens get it.

But that's not what the billionaires want, so it isn't what the people shall get!

If there's one thing I can't abide it's a spider 🕷️

They just want to make everything worse. They want us to die from diseases that could eradicated. They want dirty food and air and water. They want increased child mortality. They want a more unsafe, disgusting, hateful world. And the corporate press is like “but that’s a valid perspective tho?”

I'm so envious of the mutuals I see loving starfleet academy. wish I was too but I think after episode 5 I've given up on it now, I just think it's terrible. I wish they had had the courage to make this show they wanted to make without having to try to tether it to the star trek universe

Not quite enough discussion about this:

I hope AOC could be US president sometime. That would be nice

A UK government in the pocket of the fossil fuel & arms industry tried to bury this report so we wouldn’t hold them to account for doing nothing while our children’s futures, their hopes & dreams, are traded for corporate profit. But we see them. And we will not forgive or forget.

I have a thought, I reckon votes should be weighted inversely by age.. so young people get more votes than older people. I say that as a 42 year old so I wouldn't benefit most from such a system, but it seems right to me. The younger someone is the longer they're likely to live with ..

Sometimes feels like the light at the end of the tunnel might be the detonation of a nuclear bomb

Wtf? You people in the United States, we’re really fed up with all this crap, please make it stop, it's really enough now.

I really want to love the new star trek (because I want to have good new trek but I'm also wary of becoming one of those curmudgeonly old trek fans who rejects all new trek) but I'm not there yet. Why does everyone have to be so dam sassy? And calling each other bro? I dunno. That second episode ..

Nail on the head again. This is so obvious, but our lying, truth twisting, gaslighting mainstream politicians, pretend not to understand it, and to try and gaslight us into believing that taxing the very rich is impossible, or a bad idea, because they corruptly accept money from them. 1/2

I know there's a lot going on in the world, but beneath all the noise and thoughts of impending destruction, I have nagging confusion about why Robbie Williams is being used to advertise Felix cat food. It doesn't make any sense.

This is a very dangerous moment for the country and the world. A cornered rat will do anything to escape.

Are we actually sure America is real? Or is someone playing a terrible joke on us?

Might has always been right, as they say, but seems to me something has changed lately in how blatant it's got. Like US foreign policy (and that of other big powers) has switched from a pretence of propriety to basically a policy of "well who's going to stop us, you? Na didn't think so" #Venezuela

It's peace, Jim, but not as we know it

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