"Never make an oomf that you're not willing to call out in 30 seconds if shit hits the fan" - Neet (1995, Michael Mann)

The teaser trailer for By Time You See Me There Will Be Nothing Left, my directorial debut about a messy t4t serial killer couple, being a mentally ill cripple, and living in California in 2025, it’s a very depressing fucked up little movie and I can’t wait to show to yall (kickstarter below)

Its OK, Peggy can remote in and frig the system

Didnt know he was on call rn

Skarsgård gonna join the Right to Censor 🤼‍♂️

Why do women wrestlers shave their pits? Easy way to stun lock your opponent(s) if you ask me.

Margaret Thatcher would have been 100 years old this week, except she isn't

i’m very lifelike. sometimes people can’t even tell

To sully a puppy girls food supply, you out deodorant on...

Dr pepper is a woman. And she pees in it. Yum

Also RIP the team record that lasted from 22nd Nov 2023 in Round 7 of the 2023 season.

WE GOT POINTS

Conceiving bits with your housemate until it becomes its own language. OK Garmin, videomoding time. Yummy yummy in my tummy in the sewer.

Turns out you can just marry your friends. You can even kiss em.

Castration Movie Anthology stays winning

HHH issues new statement on WrestleMania 43

Timeline rn:

Realised cause i was busy I missed the premier of Castration movie part 2 and ive never been sadder apart from all the times I was really sad

silksong needs to move its release date to make room for castration movie

Neo not going up to the roof and instead being detained by Agent Smith is what its like trying to tell a baby trans that DIY is actually easy and fine.

Gotta remember to take those mindfulness moments out in your day. The little rituals away from the screen. - Sorting things you own like vinyls or books - building Lego - trimming and picking a bud to load into the grinder - grinding the flower - packing a bowl - take a fat rip - have a nap

What if the dude who did Safety Dance was into CBT? You can slap my balls if you want to You can kick them from behind Cause your dom's don't kick And if they don't kick Then they're no dom's of mine

Anyone notice how tomska dresses with t-boy swag these days?

Took me 9 months but I finally got my @aepodcast.bsky.social live show poster framed. Looks so clean :3

Elon Musk about 5 minutes from posting "I have never been suicidal in my life" given his tl rn.

PaRappa the Trip Sitter

Stopped while holding a wand like Bond's knife in casino royale getting stopped omw to the Texas Goon 'Em game "Funny goon right? Sorry, Should have introduced myself, seeing as we are related. Felix Tranner, a sister from Langley 🥵. If you keep out gooning her I think you have her...

One of the funniest jokes in TV history big RIP

Always torn between writing a funny letterboxd review or an in depth one about my feelings. I am neither funny nor brainy. I'm just moviemaxxing

The heartbreaking statement from Jonathan Joss’s husband about his death.

You wouldnt steal a dog

TAKE YOUR TIME- - - I’M THE BOSS AROUND HERE

MON MOTHMA: Many Bothans died to bring us this information LARRY DAVID: How many we talkin FUNKHOUSER: SHE SAID MANY, LARRY, THAT’S ENOUGH

Not a dog/cat/bunny/deer/sheep girl? Really? A woman of your talents?

Babe! wake up! Its time to watch Fred Dibnah, Steeplejack (1979) again!

resting is essential and necessary 🤎 you are not a failure or bad for resting when you need to 💭 #cuteart ♡ #digitalart ♡ #positiveaffirmations ♡ #positivity { #strawbunnycakeart }

My real job is to make sure that anyone who sees my bsky to think I'm insane but in a silly harmless way. Oh her? Shes but a silly girl.

Its kinda wild they let me code. They lot a dog code. Put her in front of the computer. Tippy tap. Get that lambda up. Bam now youve got computer

how to fill tl full of pretty trams women shit this isnt ask jeeves

Twirkimg in the snack zone

Go weeeamiams

Nothing more high femme than lipstick marks on a filter