WotC now using AI ads for Magic. The people who make these games deserve so much better than the terrible companies they’ve got. (Also, why? Magic basically prints money. You have the budget to not do this.)

For as bad as Noem, Bondi, and Gabbard were they were somehow NOT the most incompetent members of Trump's cabinet, but they were still fired before more deserving male members. He is only firing (or effectively forcing out) women. In no sane world would Gabbard go before Hegseth or Patel.

When Minneapolis felt under heavy siege, people from everywhere helped and reached out and it was really heartening and made a difference. Memphis deserves that too, all the more so because there appears to be a concerted effort to keep their occupation out of the news

You start out in 2024 by saying, "clanker, clanker, clanker." By 2026 you can't say "clanker" — that hurts you, backfires. So you say stuff like, uh, stochastic parrot, next-token predictor, and all that stuff, and you're getting so abstract.

I can't believe that my favorite punk band 'This System is Broken', who recorded the albums 'The Police Are an Occupying Army' & 'The State is an Implicit Threat of Violence' & 'George W Bush is a War Criminal', is critical of deporting immigrants. I miss when music wasn't political.

Recreation.gov is absolutely ruining the experience of camping and hiking in this country.

Got given a vintage Enron jacket and hat for my birthday

Watching Godzilla and rooting for the big lizard this time. Hoping he makes it out of this jam okay.

Inject this shit straight into my veins

The Republican Party is an undemocratic institution. They hate you and the hate that you can vote.

Just spent the morning pulling poison hemlock out of my backyard. Letting Socrates know he's still got shooters out here

"Nothing is life is certain except death and taxes" is a fact, and the billionaire class is spending trillions trying to get around both paying taxes and dying because both of those things remind them that they are not independent of the human condition like they believe themselves to be.

WotC declined to voluntarily recognize our union by Friday, May 1st. While we're disappointed in this delay, together we remain strong in our convictions. We look forward to sitting down at the bargaining table so we can make Arena better for workers, for Wizards, and for our players. #UWOTC-CWA

⛽ Average U.S. gas prices per gallon on May 5, per AAA: • Regular: $4.48 (⬆️ $1.50 since war in Iran began on Feb. 28) • Premium: $5.34 (⬆️ $1.91 since war began) • Diesel: $5.66 (⬆️ $1.80 since war began)

"We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both." –Justice Louis Brandeis Words spoken many years ago that are just as relevant today. We must continue the fight to get big money out of politics.

The word for this is "coup."

Dont give up

Yooooooo, fuck these people. NIMBYs that are literally killing kids over a noise complaint

I've just sent a 4 sentence email that I spent the last hour procrastinating writing. I now get to doomscroll for 30 minutes, as a treat.

Republicans hate free speech. Anything that is not effusive praise of Dear Leader shall be suppressed and punished. variety.com/2026/tv/news...

Ah shit, Gerry Conway died. He created the punisher & was very outspoken in saying "if you're a cop who wears a punisher logo, frank castle fucking HATES you." He said the punisher only existed because of a fatally flawed system, & so those most harmed by that system have more claim to the symbol:

So all we know about the alleged Correspondent's Dinner gunman is: -normal liberal social media diet, no long history endorsing illegal direct action -he seemed to support more restrictive gun laws and viewed widespread gun ownership as bad -he had started shooting regularly at some prior point

(to the tune of Nickelback's "How You Remind Me") THIS TIME I'M MISTAKEN FOR HANDING YOU A HOG WORTH CRANKIN'

Time to get sloppy drunk and cry while watching montages of the halcion days of the 747

The sky above the port was the color a smart phone left on a dead twitter feed.

Amazing that in the national divorce the libs are getting the NFL, butter and cooking oil, being attracted to adult women, standup comedy, Bud Light, and now also Catholicism

Born to shit. Forced to wipe.

If you don’t believe we are in a bubble you are in denial

I have reached the age where I can't sleep without white noise playing in the background "Hey Siri, play Mumford and Sons"

"The device is build for AI" This device is build to fit deez nuts in it's mouth

That dude who filmed himself burning down a paper warehouse in California because they didn't pay him a living wage is the best example of praxis since Luigi Mangione

It is not just world where a sitting democratic world leader threatens that "A whole civilization will die tonight, never to ​be brought back ​again" and gets to remain in power. And yet, Donald Trump will remain president. Call the feckless asshole in Congress who claims to represent you.

If you did not enjoy today, then call your reps and senators tomorrow and say this 👇

Prosecutor every member of this traitorous and seditious administration, and if found guilty perform the only punishment mandated by our constitution.

Amidst everything else, the Trump regime has quietly killed off the U.S. Forest Service 🌲 “One hundred and ninety-three million acres of your national forests… just handed, on a silver platter, to the people who’ve spent their entire careers trying to destroy it.” www.hatchmag.com/articles/tru...

Never skip a hopecore article

We choose to go to the moon, not because it is easy but because you've seen the other shit this country spends tax money on. At least going to the moon is cool.

Just googled my symptoms and turns out I need a hot dog, some garlic fries, and a 2-0 shitty Mariners win

The older I get the more I realize that Calvin's dad is the single most based fictional character ever created

All I'm saying is if the engineers behind Jurassic Park had just started with a model-based systems engineering approach, with good requirements and a solid verification plan, maybe Ian Malcom has less to criticize about the endeavor

For sports teams, pitting states and municipalities against each other in a clash to design lucrative packages for already-wealthy owners is an essential part of the game of relocation threats.