Any player who stutter-steps talking a penalty is a wanker.

LOLOLOLOL Jackson Lahmeyer

Wemby gonna cry in the car.

I don’t recognize this team! (not the least bit derogatory)

Tulsa bringing the ruckus.

The NBA is fanfuckingtastic

one day you're going to see elon posting "we just cut 200 million dollars going to bull weevil outbreak prevention 😂😂" and then a couple months later the entire midwest will be decimated by the first mass bull weevil outbreak since 1884

I’d love to enjoy this game, but those 4 straight political commercials are gonna end me.

Tulsa Tough still delivers.

Yikes, we might get dos a cero’d on Friday.

here we go

My most conservative take is that anyone who runs onto a court or field during a game deserves to be beaten to a pulp.

Incredible. A+, 10/10, no notes

Let’s go, Knicks.

Game ball to Daryl Morey.

"Donald Trump filed a fake lawsuit against his own government so that that he could 'settle' it and give $2 billion in taxpayer dollars to reward January 6 rioters" is the kind of story that makes you sound unhinged if you say it out loud, but is also 100 percent accurate

My only complaint is that they didn’t throw any tomatoes. Otherwise, 👏🏽

Wife got her master’s degree this week. Maybe I’ll retire now. 🤣

Watching Ajay Mitchell highlights with my family and friends

LOL Lakers

Nightmare blunt rotation

Absolute hero shit. Run the ball all GD day.

Just did the motorcycle wave thing, except to another guy in a U-Haul truck.

Travis just mentioned the 1993 Catoosa tornado and I might be a little triggered.

What the Fan Duel is this?

Imagine being a moderate Republican and getting outflanked on decency, morality, and basic humanity by these four nutters

Every single person who allows this late-stage dementia-addled man to continue in office for a single additional minute belongs in The Hague.

Not gonna lie, that Zach Bryan show hit way harder than I expected.

Neil Gorsuch, most cases: In the case of Protester vs. Tank, I find the protester's family liable for stain damage to the treads Neil Gorsuch, in any case involving Native American law:

Youuuuuuconnnn!!!

TTFU

North wind was a beast today.

SGA MVP BMF

Having some of the most thoroughly redacted thoughts of my life.

Cool, the tornado siren stopped!

They killed 180 children and their teachers in a double-tap strike on a school. The girls were 7 to 12 years old.

Oh cool, gas at QT is $2.99 now.

Imagine if whether you lived or died depended on whether an old senile and malevolent man got annoyed by a segment on CNN or if there’s another news story about a minor development in the Epstein Files?

Finally got to see NIN. DAYUM.

no such thing as other people's children

Aliya Rahman, woman who was dragged out of car by ICE in Minneapolis: "I've spent the last month learning the names of the tendons in my shoulder, because both of my shoulders are torn -- cartilage and tendons. But what I haven't learned is the names of the people who did this to me."

They’re not going to penalties??? Unserious-ass sport.

BETOOOOO!!!

She took a half step back and then stepped AT this dude. ICE needs 30 masked guys each with their own body armor and assault rifle to even approach this level of courage.

I need everyone to see the video that radicalized me. The video I talked about in the Atlantic interview.

It’s us. We’re the shithole country.

I’m not even really a fan, but me right now…

Just woke up even angrier. Impeach, convict, remove. Draft articles now. Either we have a representative government or we don’t. Do not shut up about this until there’s a vote.

Hangover Ball is the best ball.

It could happen this year