she got a cock like a boa constrictor

in this day of age I honestly think only having grass fire and water Pokemon starters is such a shitty idea gimme a Pokemon game that I can have other starter types where you have those 3 and maybe electric if it was yellow version I want dark psychic fighting or something

20 bucks is 20 bucks

Maka

Buttermouse

thinking bout this

me

i made this in like 15 minutes #TomodachiLife #Deltarune @asepriterico.bsky.social

isn't this the gloop that turned four turtles and a rat into martial artist teenagers or something

comm. nyamutsumortis you will always be famous

never kill yourself

lmfao hey look I made it in the world I'm in the anti ai list!!!!! bsky.app/profile/anti...

unfortunately one day this did not work against the enemy she was fighting and ends up in the hospital. coincidentally the poison on the knife and the meds they administered to her reacted poorly in her system, killing her for a minute before her pulse comes to and gives her the magical powers

Digital Circus is for frickin girls sorry. If you buy a ticket to that shit and you're a guy... Like sorry bro but people are gonna think you're gay. You should be watching Gaslight District bro, you're just begging to be pegged bro.

Yuri

joey...

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yeah yeah ddos or whatever we all know it's the vibe coding

This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.

とりあえず描いてみたかったシリーズ 「ひと肌脱いでくれるきくりさん」

trying to post through it rn

Nina doodle for @captainskizard.bsky.social ♥️

needles do NOT fucking hurt, it's like a pinch at best, you needa START bein a bitch & drop those pills & start hitting yourself with a fckin needle cause it's no big deal and you can only fucking gain, so if i need to be the fucker to push you over the edge, i am more than willing to take the blame

would like to have a wee little word with all the people who said everyone was overreacting to the california OS age signal legislation

feels pertinent

Harman azure is so fucking awesome

I'm really not interested in a world where every second of my life is surveilled.

this is what I wake up for in the morning this is what it's all about

i figured that out light years ago. wheres my powdered wig, gavel, and 12 angry men? and will those men give me a bukkake?

DO NOT INJECT MOUNTAIN DEW INTO YOUR BALLS YOU WILL NOT JUST "BARELY FEEL IT"

so there's this oomf I hate a lot right and

korone

erectile dysfunction???????

my friend is a diiiiiiick

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