rapture today

why spend $120 on a video game when you can scoop up the dirt outside your house and watch it drop to the ground

Unleashing my terrible sonic exe tf2 skibidi toilet creatures onto my friend in garry mod

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Game: Sonic Heroes (2002, GC) TAS Authors: THC98 & Malleoz Source: tasvideos.org/4148M

wakasagi warm-up #東方Project

The Super Mario 64 source code lists names for Mario's footstep sounds. The list starts off normal but becomes poetic with names like "Footsteps in the Fallen Leaves" and "More Than Anyone Else in the World". It turns out the names are actually taken from a 1994 dating simulator.

youmu

Speedrunners love to put "Best Possible Time" in their splits but then you watch them and they're having the worst possible time.

Watched some of episode 1 of season 4. What do you mean hibiki has to fight the illuminati.

what kinda asshole would drive one of these

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This is going to happen to you @jolitero.yuri.agency

“Yoshi said to me: You know I have 2 forms of punishments either hell or being eaten and turned to a egg by me that I throw against a wall. after that the person still lives but has to do it over and over till they feel extremly sorry and stop bothering me!”

“Nothing could explain how a Pun-loving skeleton and his brother could ruin my life. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing.”

“I saw the following written on the door with duct tape: ’Sex room’”

happy 32 you freak of nature

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"heh... visual novels, am I right?" (pause for audience laughter) (stare smugly at the camera) (slide whistle sound effect)

Experimental post: The Inevitable March of Time From the moment of this post, Super Mario Bros. is now closer to World War II than it is to the present day.

Beef stroking off

I can't believe i now live in a timeline where this exists from an artist from Sega and not fanmade I would have lost it as a kid if this was done 20 years ago

I haven't even read/watched Higurashi and I know what it's really about: a cop who's got air conditioning in his car.

These shorts feel like an excuse to make miku gay moments

Good morbing

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i forgot how funny it is to generate a comic from random panels www.bgreco.net/garfield/

Did you know?

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watching family guy and playing gmod and when a character does something idont like i do this to them

The photo turned out a bit like a comic panel. The sparrows are flying around energetically again today. #birdphotography

my hrose

this is me. u can rotate me !

gacha ssr mars

was heartbroken to learn the other day that in the theatrically released version of the minecraft movie where the vfx were actually finished they moved jack black higher up higher on jason mamoa's torso during that one bit in the flying scene so it looks less like a blowjob

Dredging up this old piece again to prove otherwise. (Anna art by THE @bakaretsu.bsky.social) #kageryuart #ファイアーエムブレム

disney after seeing that $6 billion loss this weekend

Yummy grass

is there some sort of hierarchy here