you ever catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror wearing just a bra and panties and think you might be one of the most gorgeous women to walk the earth

1. Information thread for other Canadian small business owners. A few years ago, our payment processor, Desjardins, was acquired by Global Payments, and after a brief honeymoon, our monthly fees went up...and up...and up...and UP, until it was the single biggest expense after rent and paycheques.

sometimes when I go to the hospital or walk around the neighborhood I see parts of my grandmas face in other old people and I’m sad. Wondering if she knew me now she would love me

when u make a big purchase and now u can’t even enjoy it cuz u mad about the cc bill

why’s my dick so divorced from belly flutters it’s like they have 2 separate minds

fuck/marry/kill but its egg/grungler/chaser

i think you can still work it to your advantage the "not what i asked for / bad" haircut is a universal thing i believe in you

I should’ve bought a green picnic mat so I can post about it being green for a very good reason (you can place it here) I could still say it’s yellow so that gamers can find it

CFD simulations of hair drying

Tgirl with robo hand or leg and she gets a shave in a dingy barbershop (they give her the steam towel and use a straight razor with the leather strop but it’s cyberpunk ghost in the shell setting )

trans girl who drops the key to her chastity cage at the ball x princess who tries it on every cage in the land to find her match

Dual booted linux mint bc I hate windows

I bought beer forgetting my antibiotics say I can’t have them :)

What the hell is this thread and where is the start

I’m so normal about women

I’m kinda lazy with hair ties and wondering if I can get away with pipe cleaners and zip ties

many things to think about

Fuck I lost the earrings I got for her They weren’t expensive but I’m gonna cry

Welcome to Scarrif, 47. Your target is one ISB commander by the name of Orson Krennic. As director for Advanced Weapons Research for the imperial military, he's been working on something astronomical in scope. Take out the target and bring us those plans, 47. The clock is ticking.

Good evening, 47, and welcome to Piltover. 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 is Heimerdinger

I need like, a materials science bestie to create a nail polish that pulls my ingrown nail up and out

Can I get voice training from butches and dykes

going into voice therapy training but I’m brainrotted by RCBG

Girl with 300 sonnets problem but it’s puns

A wizard gets well precisely when he means to

I’m so happy. She makes me so happy

big "bad" wolf

Maybe 'tis time for a promo thread. Here's a thread of all my currently available books (on itch, for now). Please signal boost, and give them a QT if you've read them :) 🧵

The entire house is sneezing

Why doesn't the userbase, the larger organism, not simply eat the bluesky mod team?

The Japanese Mario 64 official strategy guide is an incredible thing. "Can we make little hand-made dioramas of all the levels?" "Sure, why the hell not."

A wizard is never late, Frido Baggins, nor is he premature. He ejaculates precisely when he means to.

I asked lots of ace people about their feelings on sex - and one of them used that term to describe how...they don't...ENJOY sex, but they enjoy how happy it made their partner! Anyway, this book is one I'm most proud of because it cracked a reader's egg and they contacted me about it.

you are wearing a masterlock cage model 4. it can be unlocked by hitting it with another masterlock cage model 4

I swear the most enjoyable computer to use is my work issued dell on Ubuntu, I just don’t like Mac or windows ux

prepositions, stop wandering away when I type

if there’s holy water is there holy ice and steam? Holy steampunk/ nuclear reactors

this one is good but nothing beats the goat

explaining to her that Pearl from Steven Universe looks like that because she is ballerina inspired. She knows ball.

Y'all I'm so bad at the bug game #silksong #bugyuri

I keep calling my choker my collar…

can you defrag a fridge

scrolling Twitter like a degen looking for posts that trigger the tummy butterflies

I’m coming round again as I read the next few chapters, the kink pet and owner dynamic that’s really soft is really resonating with me. It’s still filled with kindness and an undying adoration which is lovely

2 puppy girls in competition to melt away each others brains with praise

A pint is calling my name

I don’t think I can trade this one 🥲

well I guess this stance is kind of par for the course for the girl who has “Freedom is the right of all sentient beings” in her discord bio

girlfriend burger date!!!!!

I wholeheartedly recommend it, it’s very sweet and beautiful and doesn’t cross consent boundaries and has been ace friendly so far