Bye bye Hulu.

Tanti auguri a Signora Side-eye!

Dutch late night TV has its take

Mine's "Lebensversicherungsgesellschaft"

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From

Do Prince Andrew next.

Pro tip: Do not watch Ordinary People alone if you're the surviving sibling of a preferred older brother who died young. #RIPRobertRedford

A celebrity chef's petty larceny is thwarted by her waiter, or "How Judy Rodgers Learned Not to Mess with The Moa." spatchcock.substack.com/p/the-cook-t...

Your subscription to my Substack, free or paid, really truly supports me and my work. Sharing it around does too. And I’m truly grateful. jamieschler.substack.com

You never want to find yourself hiding under a naked man's bed on a hot summer afternoon. Trust me on this. spatchcock.substack.com/p/jeepers-cr...

Cheeky.

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Gays and divorcées say she won't survive this.

Oscar-winning Ray's Male Heterosexual Dance Hall

My ear worm for the past 24 hours.

This is helping me start my morning.

Happy #WorldPhotographyDay . Here's a story of a restaurant in an old camera shop. spatchcock.substack.com/p/bhaji-in-a...

Nic is a marvelous writer, and a mensch to boot. You should sign up for her newsletter.

Slightly diminish a band (Singers edition): Eric Golf Clapton Marvin Bi-Curious Comme Il Faut Jovi

Post one of the most haunting shots in movie history from a film made before the year 2000

James Brolin answers your 1970 STD questions.

This is extremely cool.

It's that tomato martini time of year. (Thanks @dansaltzstein.bsky.social for showing me the way.) spatchcock.substack.com/p/a-late-sum...

From the Poetic Justice Files: Josef Mengele's skeleton is used for forensic research and education in Brazil. His own family refused multiple requests by the government of Brazil to repatriate his remains to Germany.

Grateful to have grown up during the campiest decade in history.

This week at Spatchcock: Children who spend their youth waiting for peach trees to grow and the parents who trick them.

Maya Angelou and Jessica Mitford (Treuhaft) playing Boggle.

“It was my first glimpse of a Western cinematic icon’s genitalia. It would not be my last.” The first in a series of essays for what will eventually become my memoir. I very much want Judy Davis to play my mom in the Hallmark Channel serialization. spatchcock.substack.com/p/john-wayne...

True story: The very first snow person I made was named Pinky Tuscadero.

Wishing Sally Struthers a very happy birthday.

Tell me you're a fancy boy without telling me you're a fancy boy.

In honor of Bastille Day, a salute to French ingenuity. And plumbing. spatchcock.substack.com/p/les-marsei...

Today feels like "Go fetal and watch Shirley Valentine" kind of day. www.tiktok.com/@adamsflipfl...

My bird of the day.

Thank you, Your Grace.

If you a) need a break from hell, b) love things Greek and tomoatoey, and c) want to know how to be a "less-worse" tourist, you should read this. topographickitchens.substack.com/p/santorinis...

It's Canada Day, so I made Nanaimo bars. I'll be watching reruns of SCTV and blasting k.d. lang on the hi-fi all day. How will you celebrate? spatchcock.substack.com/p/the-last-a...

I just got my 2nd shingles jab. Please light a candle for me.

What happens when you’re asked to make an emergency wedding cake for your godchild less than 24 hours before the Big Day. spatchcock.substack.com/p/a-piece-of...

The Sonny & Cher Comedy Hour of Errors

For my UK friends: A Midsomer Night's Murders

I like to think of San Francisco as an abusive girlfriend I've stayed with for 30 years because she's hot (and because I have a rent controlled apartment.)

Spending a quiet Father's Day alone with dad.

Not sure which is the more minor L.A. parking lot interaction: Charlotte Rae stepped on my foot in the Hollywood Bowl parking lot. Exchanging eye contact with Andy Griffith as he sat in his car eating crackers (brand undetermined) outside a Ralph's.

...and I am Marie of Romania.

What happens when faced with eating something you don’t understand but are too afraid of looking uncool to ask for help. spatchcock.substack.com/p/comedie-fr...