Michael Procopio, at liberty
@procopster.bsky.social
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Author of Spatchcock. Very fond of gin.
https://spatchcock.substack.com/
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The Onion
7 days ago
Japanese Fishermen Catch 600-Pound Can Of Tuna
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Hemingway inherited many traits from his father, including his love of onion-forward sandwich construction.
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A Moveable Treat
The Peanut Butter & Onion Sandwich
https://spatchcock.substack.com/p/a-moveable-treat
8 days ago
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Meilleur Jovi Captain & Elevennille Death UberXL for Cutie
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16 days ago
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Smoking a cigarette on the Concorde while listening to Band Aid's "Do They Know It's Christmas?" on my Sony Walkman as the flight attendant pours me an ice cold Bartles & James wine cooler.
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16 days ago
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Lauren Ashley Davis
18 days ago
An email from President Trump’s White House Chief of Staff Susie Wiles ordering staff to stop leaking to the press was leaked to the press on Friday. “Unauthorized leaks will not be tolerated and are subject to sanction up to and including termination.”
www.mediaite.com/media/news/s...
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Susie Wiles’ Email Demanding WH Staffers Stop Leaking to Press Is Leaked to Press
One person familiar told Politico that Wiles had become “generally very frustrated with leaks,” though the directive was not tied to any single incident.
https://www.mediaite.com/media/news/susie-wiles-email-demanding-wh-staffers-stop-leaking-to-press-is-leaked-to-press/
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My aunt and uncle bought their home in Beverly Hills from this guy. I still refer to it (quietly) as Rickles House.
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Amarena cherry & almond coffee cake in honor of Coffee Cake Month, which is a thing that does not exist.
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Nicola Miller
21 days ago
My newsletter is called Tales From Topographic Kitchens and I've been writing it since 2016 (it won a national award from the Guild of Food Writers; the first food newsletter to do so!) * food + cooking * book reviews * themed roundups of the best food + culture writing I'd love you to subscribe!
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Quote with your vibe of you were a vampire
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28 days ago
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American television commercials were overrun with little boys during the late Nixon era. Read into that what you will. Also, an oddly satisfying deviled ham recipe.
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Loving this so hard.
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about 1 month ago
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Best line of the evening.
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about 1 month ago
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The Balcony, two ways.
about 1 month ago
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Yashar Ali 🐘
about 1 month ago
I’ve been trying to figure out why I’ve been obsessed with the Artemis II mission — more obsessed than I usually am with NASA stuff. This explains it! (IG: morganevelyncook)
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Toks Nilhaw
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What do Argentinian soap stars, potted palms, and diapers have in common? The answer to this and other questions can be found at:
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about 2 months ago
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Shannon Rosa
about 2 months ago
Please subscribe to and/or share the TPGA newsletter if you can! We have the autism and neurodiversity news you NEED.
#neurodiversity
#autism
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An actual American absolute monarch defends liberal democracy and the jealous, syphilis-riddled wannabe can't stand it.
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about 2 months ago
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Dan Immergluck
about 2 months ago
Brutal.
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In honor of Debbie Reynolds’s birthday, I’ve unlocked this piece about derailing a business dinner to save Ms R. from the clutches of my evil employers, Harry and Marilyn Lewis. But mostly, I did it because I really hated my bosses.
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The Cheese Toast Incident
Or: How to Ruin a Business Dinner
https://spatchcock.substack.com/p/the-cheese-toast-incident
about 2 months ago
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Will Kerslake
about 2 months ago
A new contender for best headline
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A very inconvenient truth.
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about 2 months ago
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Mrs. Betty Bowers
about 2 months ago
Well done.
#NoKings
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My college roommate's hero was Frank O'Hara. Mine was Edward Gorey. We didn't know then that O'Hara and Gorey were themselves college roommates.
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2 months ago
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A night that began with Milton Berle flaunting himself in the men's room got much, much weirder as the evening progressed. Plus: A cameo by Charles Nelson Reilly.
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Prince Charming
A Night on Melrose: Part Two
https://spatchcock.substack.com/p/prince-charming
2 months ago
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Every morning holds at least one new "You've got to be fucking kidding me" moment. Today, it's
@warren.senate.gov
Disgusted and tired of this utter bullshit.
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2 months ago
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Spatchcock celebrates it's third anniversary today. I'd like 7,000 more subscribers to magically appear within the next several hours. I would also like some cake and a birthday Strip-o-Gram. Thank you.
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Now We Are Three
The Spatchcocking Continues
https://spatchcock.substack.com/p/now-we-are-three
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"Is he dead yet?" is the first question I ask myself every morning. I hope we don't have to wait too long before the answer is, "Yes, he his, and it wasn't pretty."
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That's so Wilder.
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3 months ago
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A drinkable three-course meal for those who need it.
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Dazed and Infused
When it comes to making flavored vodka, the world is your oyster. Or your ham. Or whatever else floats your booze-fueled boat.
https://spatchcock.substack.com/p/dazed-and-infused
3 months ago
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TIL Canada legalized gay sex on June 27th, 1969. The day BEFORE the Stonewall Riots.
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Finding myself trapped under a neighbor's bed when he unexpectedly came home for a naked noontime nap.
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One was an auto mechanic. The other was an accountant, who dreamed of being an artist, was hired by Walt Disney to paint backdrops for animated films, and drowned trying to save a drunk guy from drowning while celebrating his new job on the 4th of July, 1947.
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Aaron Rupar
3 months ago
Balint to Noem: "You're the secretary of DHS -- for now. And you think you're immune from accountability. But I promise you this: one day he is not gonna be president anymore. And when that day comes, we will still be here. And in hearings like this, we are going to continue to prove your guilt."
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Name a movie starting with the letter "C"
#moviesky
#filmsky
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3 months ago
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What a fucking nightmare.
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3 months ago
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This gave me chills.
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3 months ago
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3 months ago
Trump Delivers State Of The Union Death Rattle
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Self-expression via sandwich making.
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The Half-Italian Club
If you can't join 'em, eat 'em.
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3 months ago
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Missing The Point
3 months ago
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Here Hare Here.
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Here Hare Here
YouTube video by MsMoiks
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3 months ago
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CURTSY BEFORE ZOD.
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3 months ago
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For Valentine's Day, a passion killing pie.
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St. Valentine's Day Cholera
The Anti-aphrodisiacal Dish
https://spatchcock.substack.com/p/st-valentines-day-cholera
3 months ago
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Who wore it better?
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Is he dead yet?
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Post a banger that isn’t in English:
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Plastic Bertrand - Ca Plane Pour Moi (1977) HD
YouTube video by Classic Sounds 70s
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Adriano Celentano canta "Prisencolinensinainciusol" da "Formula due" del 1973
YouTube video by Rai
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4 months ago
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Re-sharing this for no particular reason.
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