Japanese Fishermen Catch 600-Pound Can Of Tuna https://bit.ly/4uo2pqp

Hemingway inherited many traits from his father, including his love of onion-forward sandwich construction.

Meilleur Jovi Captain & Elevennille Death UberXL for Cutie

Smoking a cigarette on the Concorde while listening to Band Aid's "Do They Know It's Christmas?" on my Sony Walkman as the flight attendant pours me an ice cold Bartles & James wine cooler.

An email from President Trump’s White House Chief of Staff Susie Wiles ordering staff to stop leaking to the press was leaked to the press on Friday. “Unauthorized leaks will not be tolerated and are subject to sanction up to and including termination.” www.mediaite.com/media/news/s...

My aunt and uncle bought their home in Beverly Hills from this guy. I still refer to it (quietly) as Rickles House.

Amarena cherry & almond coffee cake in honor of Coffee Cake Month, which is a thing that does not exist. spatchcock.substack.com/p/may-is-cof...

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Quote with your vibe of you were a vampire

American television commercials were overrun with little boys during the late Nixon era. Read into that what you will. Also, an oddly satisfying deviled ham recipe.

Loving this so hard.

Best line of the evening.

The Balcony, two ways.

I’ve been trying to figure out why I’ve been obsessed with the Artemis II mission — more obsessed than I usually am with NASA stuff. This explains it! (IG: morganevelyncook)

What do Argentinian soap stars, potted palms, and diapers have in common? The answer to this and other questions can be found at: spatchcock.substack.com/p/down-argen...

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An actual American absolute monarch defends liberal democracy and the jealous, syphilis-riddled wannabe can't stand it.

Brutal.

In honor of Debbie Reynolds’s birthday, I’ve unlocked this piece about derailing a business dinner to save Ms R. from the clutches of my evil employers, Harry and Marilyn Lewis. But mostly, I did it because I really hated my bosses.

A new contender for best headline

A very inconvenient truth.

Well done. #NoKings

My college roommate's hero was Frank O'Hara. Mine was Edward Gorey. We didn't know then that O'Hara and Gorey were themselves college roommates.

A night that began with Milton Berle flaunting himself in the men's room got much, much weirder as the evening progressed. Plus: A cameo by Charles Nelson Reilly.

Every morning holds at least one new "You've got to be fucking kidding me" moment. Today, it's @warren.senate.gov Disgusted and tired of this utter bullshit.

Spatchcock celebrates it's third anniversary today. I'd like 7,000 more subscribers to magically appear within the next several hours. I would also like some cake and a birthday Strip-o-Gram. Thank you.

"Is he dead yet?" is the first question I ask myself every morning. I hope we don't have to wait too long before the answer is, "Yes, he his, and it wasn't pretty."

That's so Wilder.

A drinkable three-course meal for those who need it.

TIL Canada legalized gay sex on June 27th, 1969. The day BEFORE the Stonewall Riots.

Finding myself trapped under a neighbor's bed when he unexpectedly came home for a naked noontime nap.

One was an auto mechanic. The other was an accountant, who dreamed of being an artist, was hired by Walt Disney to paint backdrops for animated films, and drowned trying to save a drunk guy from drowning while celebrating his new job on the 4th of July, 1947.

Balint to Noem: "You're the secretary of DHS -- for now. And you think you're immune from accountability. But I promise you this: one day he is not gonna be president anymore. And when that day comes, we will still be here. And in hearings like this, we are going to continue to prove your guilt."

Name a movie starting with the letter "C" #moviesky #filmsky

What a fucking nightmare.

This gave me chills.

Trump Delivers State Of The Union Death Rattle

Self-expression via sandwich making.

Here Hare Here.

CURTSY BEFORE ZOD.

For Valentine's Day, a passion killing pie. spatchcock.substack.com/p/st-valenti...

Who wore it better?

Is he dead yet?

Post a banger that isn’t in English: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZI8m...

Post a banger that isn't in English: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU-w...

Re-sharing this for no particular reason.