I’m fairly sure I used to be far more decisive!😰 However, it was so much easier when there was far less choice! 🤔

Honestly I still can’t stop laughing 😂😅🤣

Does anybody know if any of tRump’s buildings, hotels, golf courses or casinos have been raided by ICE?! #FascistUSA #TrumpIsAMadFascistDictator

Did anyone else know there was another Bellingham?

Who keeps the car in the divorce?

😂🤣😂

Next to Trump and Musk, Shatner and I look like adoring newlyweds.

forcing JD Vance into the middle of this against his will is such an incredible bonus

When did @bbcnewsuk.bsky.social turn into a right wing MSM? It’s headlines are exactly like the lying Daily Mail these days?! #BadNews

“While deals with India & US will be welcome news for UK industry and workers, the governor is right to highlight the greater importance of trade links with our nearest and largest market, the EU." - Tom Brufatto, Dir of Policy & Research, Best for Britain www.bestforbritain.org/britain_must...

Labour have a very easy option, rejoin the EU, get £42bn a year to spend, add £250bn a year to the economy. Lose ZERO voters, gain millions. It would win them the next election by itself. Why won't they do it?

The Greens and Lib Dem’s hand Reform a new MP in Runcorn and Helsby. Good job guys…

If Andrea Jenkyns is your answer, you’re too stupid to even understand the question.

JK Rowling has gotten a lot of hate lately, but I think we can give her even more

He was a good judge of character. #PopeFrancis

I simply do not understand why you would have a theme park in England. It's the weather. Surely the place for it is Spain.

It’s 35° already and my Bougainvillea has gone bang. 🌴♥️🌴 #Springtime #Marrakech

My only issue is that #HandsOff won’t worry the Jaffa Joker one bit. #FuckOff would be much better and cause utter chaos with the media.

Good ole Kemi Bad Enoch, backing an administration run by an old fascist lunatic! #KeepItUpKemi #ToryScum

I have been 100% wrong about tRump since he entered politics - apart from that originally it was a whacky idea between him and Clinton to ensure Hilary won. So: I have a horrible suspicion that this fucked up tariff scheme of the Tangerine Twat will actually work. #TrumpIsACunt

In an emergency parliamentary meeting today on the Heard and McDonald Islands, the penguins have voted unanimously to introduce retaliatory tariffs of 10% on the US. Senior minister Beaky McBeakface is quoted as saying "Your move, Trump."

Is anyone else at a karaoke night in Marrakech? Just me then!

If ever there is a reflection of how nasty and shit the world is at the moment. Not one of the news sites I’ve looked at has tried to do an April Fools story. Ironically this comes at a time when we could do with a fucking good laugh. #AprilFools

Eid Mubarak from Marrakech. 🌴♥️🌴

They’re all cunts you know? Seriously, I mean all of them.

To be silent the whole day, see no newspaper, hear no radio, listen to no gossip, be thoroughly and completely lazy, thoroughly and completely indifferent to the fate of the world is the finest medicine a man can give himself. ~Henry Miller

Hey Siri! Show me an example of @FIFA sucking all the joy out of football. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Unbelievable. Trump gives the tyrant Putin a US-Russia ice hockey game. Meanwhile he tells Zelensky to hand over Ukraine’s sovereign energy infrastructure and minerals. America used to stand for something.

These assholes just sold out every single person who voted for them. 🤬

Fuck you to every single Dem Senator who voted for this fucking fascist shit. Fuck. You.

These are the senators who collaborated with the GOP. Schumer Fetterman Cortez Masto Durbin King Shaheen Gillibrand Schatz Hassan Peters Don’t let them forget it. No peace for them.

Just reading the term ‘Trump envoy’ bakes the hairs stand up on my neck! #TrumpIsACunt

Made in Chinah...

www.theguardian Pro-Russia Călin Georgescu barred from Romanian presidential election re-run. This is what all governments should be doing (EU/ UK)in any elections that will be held in the future!

🤣🤣I’d never buy a Dyson again but it was still better to repair it than buy new.

I've been away a few days, and Tesla's share price has fallen another 15%... excellent work people.

Before you throw anything away, please look to see (usually on YouTube) if you can fix it. In the last year alone I have probably saved £1,500 by *fixing stuff. *including a £300 Dyson hand vac with a £23 battery from EBay! 🤣 #DontThrowItFixIt

"Always Lok On The Bright Side Of Life"

RACHEL REEVES, THIS IS GETTING SILLY! You complain there’s no money but won’t you tax the wealthy properly - why? Stop squeezing the poor and tax wealth. North of £50 billion a year in revenue available. DO IT! OUR PATIENCE IS WEARING THIN!

Word Salad Alert: The stupid orange bloke who doesn’t understand tariffs is going to defend tariffs to a mixture of skeptics, sycophants and fuckwits.

The worst normalizers are the Dems who, by failing to show outrage, send a signal to the American public that this is all just politics as usual. The problem starts with them.

Nigel Farage says Keir Starmer got into a mess at PMQs over the Chagos islands. Nigel Farage wasn’t at PMQs. Again #LBC

Good morning all! 🇺🇦 Please share everywhere. 🙏🏻

Vermont (I think) #FuckVance

Damn, you are a genius Mark! I am reposting this! Please enlighten folks on #Linkedin who are desperately applying for hundreds of jobs to no avail! Thank you | Obrigada

If you worked for 18F and got fired, Group together to start a consulting company. It’s just a matter of time before DOGE needs you to fix the mess they inevitably create. They will have to hire your company as a contractor to fix it. But on your terms. I’m happy to invest and/or help

Please share. 🙏🏻