I’m fed up decorating lads. I need a pick up open.spotify.com/track/3MbHf4...

I’m not a Liverpool supporter so have no skin in the game, but personally I’d like to thank Arne Slot for the greatest manager picture profile I have ever seen. I honestly thought he’d be going up and down the the touch line like Jagger or Freddy Mercury after seeing this picture

share.google/QrGHntM5WV1Q.... Sunderland city hall will never fly a Pride Flag, the Reform council have said. I haven’t read the story but somehow feel a LGBTQ flag may turn you out your kids gay. Stick to your job, fix the fucking roads and bin collections you fuck wads

The Diarrhoea-AAAA Man has dropped out of Trump's Freedom 250 Concert

When I was a kid, I was suspended from my school , it was staunch Catholic and I turned up as Adam Ant. I stole the bell and ran around being chased by the preists shouting any music. My mum and dad still haven’t found the funny side to that story #totp

I preferred her follow up single Marty Feldman’s eyes #totp

It’s not often or with any certainty I say this. But by fuck i could write a better song than that #totp

Want to Relocate to America? unitedimp.com/apply I’ll pass thanks

It may be chicken and chilli quesadillas. It looks a doddle with some dips.

It may be chicken and chilli quesadillas. It looks a doddle with some dips.

It’s so fucking hot instead of having a BBQ I’m looking at a book and having a beer. Ps feed the birds and put some water out please x

My daughter is catching up on Game of Thrones, we have hit the long night episode. I still can’t see a fucking thing. Dont get me going on the use of tactics, that ship has sailed

It’s 25 already in Stamford lads

There’s only one left on the board Nigel, the question again In an attempt to cover up the 5 million pounds donation to Nigel Farage who is to blame for your story not adding up. your final answer is to blame a Russian Cyber Attack.

I feel sorry for the West Ham fans then I remember I support Leicester and we haven’t hit rock bottom yet

Repost with the russian agent that spies on your posts

My mate invited me to a BBQ today, I said what are you cooking, the last one was a disaster. Some sausages and salad replied PJ. But I have bacon as well. Imagine that, PJ also doesn’t own a BBQ. So i decided to pass.

So I have decided, I want a concrete plinth with a life sized me on top, in bronze, my bronze holding a pint next to Carl Marx and the inscription Mon then. Hopefully Highgate Cemetery can up hold my request

We all staggered Highgate Cemetery in very hot circumstances. We saw George Michael’s grave I said hello hello to Malcolm McLaren. The guide Peter was phenomenal and if you get a chance you should go #highgatecementery

We are off to Highgate today, I think I am going to pop in and say hello to George open.spotify.com/track/1fGvBY...

There’s a lot of talented people on this song. You really wouldn’t know it #totp

I HAVE DANCED BADLY AND SANG BADLY TO SEXX LAWS MANY A TIME AND I URGE YOU TO DO IT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. Sorry about the caps #totp

I have seen many things on a construction site, but when a gang of chippies started an argument which nearly came to blows still amazes me. The argument, Savage Garden were better than Blue . It was fucking carnage #totp

I didn’t like the original, so it will come as surprise I find this shite. At least Edie Brickell sang it as she meant it. Pish poor, it didn’t need covering #totp

R Kelly really does hope he could turn back the hands of time, so could his victims #totp

My daughter is going out with her friends and she said and I quote, I thought the 90’s had good music. I said , Welcome to TOTP #totp

apple.news/AyNq1-DHmS7K... I can give you 114 reasons Pep Guardiola the Manchester City manager is leaving

Nigel Farage we asked one thousand people Net migration to the UK fell by nearly 50% to 171,000 last year, according to official figures so what other concerns do you have. You said Immigration

Itamar Ben-Gvir, a fucking piece of shit. I didnt watch the Eurovision Song Contest because of Israel and while i am at it, how the fuck did they more points than us, i bet this wankers still in a job. His jobs being a complete cunt. Sorry about the language share.google/wFvHLzK69FfL...

This is shite #pmqs

This is a fucking slam dunk for Starmer over Russian money and the Conservative Party, this is why he’s hopelessly out of his depth. #pmqs

Mmmmm, it seems a bit rich the Conservative Party worried about Russian money share.google/rzLJz9T5HPZF... #pmqs

What’s going on on planet Kemi today #pmqs

apple.news/AmQbROaUBTXy.... What a monumental fuck up.

I somehow feel this is a bit of a reach

www.ft.com/content/88ce... it was for security! It was for the Brexit referendum! It was from I’m a celebrity! Tomorrow Nigel Farage will say its from his pension he still receives from the European Union

So Lee Anderson, who said Islamists have "got control" of Sadiq Khan, wants to close every food bank in the country, and is committed to bringing back the death penalty, has now been made Chairman of Reform UK

Could you imagine the abuse this science post would get on X.

Just caught the Andy Burnham press conference, Jaysus, if he’s the answer what’s the question

Nottingham Forest have just been robbed in Manchester

Hopefully this joint of pork shoulder will turn into Tacos De Carnitas . I’m putting it in for 6 hours. I going for it

Just a quick check on Kemi Badenoch’s Wandsworth council claim . Come on Laura do better, I’m a mid 50’s builder #bbclaurak

What ever drug of opportunism Kemi is on I’d love some #bbclaurak

Josh Simons saying he’s asking for nothing off Andy Burnham for stepping aside in Makerfield #bbclaurak

I wonder why people don’t trust Wes #bbclaurak

Lisa Nandy trying to walk the fine line of defending Keir Starmer and Andy Burnham #bbclaurak

Lisa Nandy’s heart isn’t in it #bbclaurak

youtube.com/watch?v=LLP4... still the greatest stare off I have witnessed on television. Comedy gold #bbclaurak

Me when Labour came into power and me now #bbclaurak