Can we talk about the fucking Jesus people that were all over the quarter yesterday? Felt like I couldn't escape them.

My phone bricked on Sunday, had to replace it. Then couldn't remember my Google password so also had no access to anything. Finally was able to recover everything. Whew!

Little Freddy King has had a rough year. If you can spare a few dollars help the man out! app.giveforms.com/forms/rocker...

We lost 4 kings, made some compromises on royalty and had countless arguments along the way. But dreux in the park will never not be magical to me. It's nice to see the neighbors show up and enjoy our stroll as well.

We're out here at the park, #iykyk #allhaildreux

We lost a member of our krewe last night, King 50. All hail the golden king

#krewedrama so they very specifically didn't ask for my help with the capes this year, which is fine. Until I show up at the meeting and don't have the patches that no one told me I was supposed to be responsible for.

I desperately need to do some chores but I'm also just completely wiped out.

I left at 2pm and took surface streets. Shit was already partially blocked and made everything pretty terrible overall. But I just took my time. It took me 40 minutes to get home. It took me probably 25 of that to get through the CBD

Oh fuck they roll at 430 today?!? Fffuuuccckkkk

Ugh so my mom's boyfriend is starting to bristle at helping her. I get it, that's not their arrangement and my mom is not good at showing gratitude.

End of an era: youtu.be/9p6ovmFrBm4?... 300 Mondays of red beans and rice days.

Oh wow this is very cute indeed

Okay this is cool. I really hope those lucha krewes pick up the saints one, that would be so sick

Still haven't gotten my W2 from the old job. I'm extremely annoyed

Man I truly love goofy shit

Did oshun after work yesterday, did not stay for Cleopatra. Got to see my friend dance and her daughter had a blast with her dad and our group. I can barely walk today I'm so sore.

Not the owner of my local bar apologizing to a customer who said with his whole chest on social media "I'M A WHITE NATIONALIST" Does that mean my bar is now a nazi bar?

MEMPHIS: “Memphis Safe Task Force” (U.S. marshal) caught KICKING A PUPPY 😳 as they arrested a guy for on a drug warrant “He was harmless. There’s no reason he should’ve done that.” @GovBillLee this is what we’re paying $1 Million a day for?🤔 Full: wreg.com/news/video-u...

#NOLASky I work over at Calliope and Magazine, I really don't want to have to take the I-10 home next week during parades. What time do they close St Charles to cross traffic? I can cross at Calliope or even Julia or whatever, I just hate the I-10 going downtown

Mac's Vitamin D is apparently low? Anyone have a favorite?

We've broken containment #wrestlesky

Despite having mac's schedule in my calendar I still somehow thought he was off today and left for work early. He was extremely confused when he woke up and his ride was gone.

My mom just texted me, "call me back I need to talk about fraud" and for a second I thought maybe she finally figured out she's paying for my car insurance and also a ton of premium channels. But no, some dipshit tried to scam my mom and she was so fucking annoying they hung up on her #soproud

It's been 6 weeks since roe fell and fractured her "ass and coochie". She had an assessment today and the lady said she's not moving enough. Which honestly surprised me. She said it hurts, so I told her what she used to tell me. Get the fuck over it.

I want to laugh at it but sadly it’s true.

I booked an appointment with my friend Judy for my back and hip (and frankly my entire body). But it's not till March.

People on Facebook melting down that Helen of Troy's casting isn't "historically accurate" is honestly hilarious. One guy said, what's next a BLACK CLEOPATRIA? I wish people would read books more

My new insurance keeps trying to push me to mail order prescriptions, but the prices are actually MORE than my pharmacy. So it's less convenient and I'm paying more? Where do I sign up???

Since I never know how long 'tit rex will actually take I left early and was just gonna park at Roberts as I do, I had to buy a few things anyway. But their lot is full (parade goers) so now I'm parked in the Bywater and he'll have to wait for me to come get him.

Far too few people seem to know that our president reeks in an immediately recognizable way.

Mac's at 'tit rex for his last gig of the season. I wasn't feeling it this year. But I should do more than sit here. I'm just so tired.

If you are in a committed relationship, it won't last forever. One of you will be told to put your affairs in order. If you stay on top of this and do it regularly, it's less of a burden on the one you love. Procrastinate and it is a nightmare for the one left behind. 1/1

I just got tear gassed along with thousands of union members, many of whom had their families with them. Federal agents at the ICE facility tear gassed children. We must abolish ICE, DHS, and we must have prosecutions. I expect to see enforcement of our city code prohibiting the use of tear gas.

RIP 💔🕯️ After stepping away from acting for nearly 20 years, Wilson returned to the screen in 2023 with a role in the series Eleanor’s Bench, which became his final credited performance. Outside of Hollywood, Wilson served in the U.S. Army and was a Vietnam War veteran. people.com/demond-wilso...

So a company my friend and I shop with offered me a $50 credit at Christmas for being a loyal customer. Very nice. It expired yesterday so I asked her if she wanted anything. She got 2 things and I got 2 things. All the same price.

So none of the apps actually track KdV? Jesus guys it's only been what, 40 years of parading.

Jesus I forgot to put on deodorant. Today is not going well.

I can feel the gusts through the window

See y'all tonight

It'd be nice if I could find literally anything about this "boil order" that was left on my door this morning.

Oh no. 💔 www.tmz.com/2026/01/30/c...

Who's everybody's choice for State Senator, 3rd District?

I finally made the appointments I've been putting off, only to realize I made them for Metairie not Downtown

Okay I got the band hand warmers for KdV, and I just ordered some thermals for Mac and some wool socks. Will have to locate some gloves for him. He is unequipped for this weather

Woke up to some dude banging on my door at 715am, turns out the parish was alerting us to a boil order. Then my street was closed due to a private house being built on the corner, so I had to drive way around. I'm so irritated

Late state capitalism is wild

Taz out here asking the right questions

My friend gave me a shoe, she always does such a lovely job

There is frost on my car