Gertrude is the fartest cat I've ever met. Like paint peeling

So they're leaving for the winter? Bunch of the softest dudes you'll ever meet

Saw my first rheumatologist. He seems nice, the office was great. Not crazy about having to go to marrero, but from work it's not too bad. He didn't do anything. Didn't prescribe anything. Wants me to see new and different doctors. I don't know, it all feels like a hamster wheel.

This guy lies like a 5 year old

My mom just got off the phone by saying "I'm going to watch what I think is a documentary called the boy with 2 heads"

Mac has informed me we have something going on every Sunday in November.

We should be in the car on the way to the Renaissance Faire, but Mac struggles with mornings. He asked to do this!

Sometimes in the comments someone will shout SUE (meaning file a lawsuit) and it takes everything in me not to comment HELLO!

I just found escarole soup in my freezer!

Boss walked out for a second, what do you do?

On Wednesday, October 22nd I was scheduled to have my surgery for #breastcancer. I had to postpone my surgery due to not having enough funds to get me through my recovery from the surgery. I need to work & raise funds for bills, rent, & groceries. I'm attempting to raise $500. 1/

Considering every inch of my body hurts from walking over 6 miles at work yesterday. I did manage to clean the counters, the stove, and the sink. I changed the sheets and I've got laundry going. I thought I'd have cleaning the bathroom in me, but I absolutely do not.

Guys I am dead. Everything hurts. We're going to the Renaissance Faire tomorrow.

I walked 12,500 steps today at work

I didn't expect to be the only person bagging these cookies for the event tomorrow night, but here I am alone with 800 cookies

OMG I'm having a full on executive dysfunction today. Can't seem start anything

Girl math is staying late at work and then clocking in late the following shift

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Getting the car washed at God is good car wash. Mac spilled an entire cup of coffee in my car so... Hey they take cards now!

My boyfriends sister, who I've been no contact with for about 4 years for very clear reasons, just showed up at the bar I was at to "say hi" to me. How did she know where I was? Why does she know where I work? I'm furious at my boyfriend for violating my trust.

I should be out at the krewe party for the day of the dead, but I can't. I'm exhausted and overly emotional. The thought of standing, walking, and making small talk today filled me with such anxiety. I'm just physically exhausted.

This cat is very sleepy

Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back! Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary. Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest! #MundaneHalloween

I've worked 35 hours in 4 days. I'm very over it. We have to review everything from inventory on Monday so I have to come in, but I'm also going into overtime which they discourage. Looks like I'm definitely off Tues though

Since we're doing an entirely new system with this inventory, I printed the lists last week so everyone could check them and let me know if changes were needed. Today I get the sheets back (I never got any of the other sheets back with notes) and there's all these directions

News you can use!!!

Had to go into work today to finish up the duel inventory on the worlds shittiest system. Found out the cat shit on my outfit for the day. Changed into a 2nd outfit, stepped in *something*, so on to outfit #3.

9th Ward Marching band (reconstituted) is about to go on

This is hilarious to me

My friend, who only recently switched from a flip phone, is experiencing the joys of technology. Her carefully researched phone has stopped working. It's under "warranty" so they want her to mail the phone to them and then wait for it to be fixed. They say this will take 2-3 weeks.

Bless, the pastry chef just walked the cookies down to me saving me about a mile of walking.

NEW: For years, the Phoenix nonprofit Keys to Change has run a mail room for thousands of homeless people. Now the U.S. Postal Service is cutting its $24,000 investment, leaving the organization to raise the extra money to keep it open.

We're going to the ren faire in Hammond!

It's taking everything in me not to lay on the floor at work right now.

I replaced the feather on the wand toy and things are VERY animated

You can donate to groups (like NOLA Cans 4 Food) that stock community fridges in New Orleans, or you can stock a fridge yourself. www.nolacommunityfridges.org/stock-a-fridge

My productivity has taken a dive

My uncle was a gay man who hated children. He got HIV in the early 90s from doing drugs while he worked at a porn shop. He was also a prison guard who's truck burned down & he briefly worked in a pet food plant where he was covered in blood dust. Man had a million jobs and never picked up the check

My boss wanted something yesterday, he only gave me about 20 min to compete what would take over an hour. So I turned it in this morning, because it's quasi urgent. But he doesn't like the formatting. So now I need to go back and spend several more hours fixing it to his liking. 🤦

Something's up with the bedroom AC unit. It's been freezing the last few days and I don't know why. Gonna have to take it apart I guess and see what's what. And then decide do we bother the landlord (and clean the house) or just deal with it ourselves.

I'm glad he's getting help, addiction sucks

Only in New Orleans could your boss have a shirtless picture of your boyfriend on their phone and it be completely normal and not weird.

Hope to see y'all Halloween Night at the music box!

So,*some* of my very bad pain is due to me moving way more than my body's been used too. But, I've also been off my joint meds for about a month due to some insurance problem I can't possibly understand and I've realized everything hurts in ways that seem very dramatic.

I could absolutely see my mom using this and then keeping me alive because the computer said so, but absolutely resenting the hell out of me for it.

Did anyone else get Tubi money?

My sketchy neighbor situation has an update of sorts. My landlord was there today, word has reached him about the other men coming and going from the house. Apparently sketchy neighbor broke his leg 2 weeks ago and no one knows where he is.

Say hooty hoo if you watch Mystery Wrestling