Holidays are coming.

Delighted to announce new MONKEY’S WANDERING WIRELESS SHOW: THE CHILDREN OF MARX & COCA-COLA. 21 carefully curated cuts from across the decades and continents with a healthy crop of current artists. Music and art as a form of resistance to enjoy and share. ✊🏼🐵🚶🏻‍♂️📻🎭 www.mixcloud.com/markraison12...

You can do anything but lay off of my

Forget The Sixth Sense or The Usual Suspects – Kenneth Williams copping off with Gail Grainger at the end of Carry On Abroad is by far the biggest twist in cinematic history.

I have been crying with laughter watching this. Sean Lock was truly a one-off.

Got a floodgate delivered at work. Not sure I want to touch it.

Brilliant 😁

Change a letter, ruin a song Running Up Twat Hill.

youtu.be/VYPVJiOtHtY?... Last plug for my last ‘show’ thanks to anyone who listened , watched , liked , commented or acknowledged ! If you haven’t given it a go the link is here 👍

“Well, I dunno. … Okay, sounds good to me.”

This has been around for over 5 years. And has 12 million views. And I've only just seen it. I am so old. www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Qs1...

Coming Soon - to the Music Site with a difference ... Rain Parade, Vulfpeck, Leo Kottke, Penny & Sparrow, Marcus Miller, Hot Chocolate, Sandy Denny, Nic Jones, Tuck & Patti, Cathal Coughlan, Chet Atkins, Betty Davis, Lush, Popguns ... "That's (not) all Folks" www.toppermost.co.uk

No running bears here. Maybe of interest @zydhockey.bsky.social ? www.youtube.com/watch?v=1avX...

Boom! Loved it. No spoilers - just give it a go. Wonderful.

One of my all time favourites

I'm pondering today. Do kids still wear blakeys? And do people still nick the lights off bikes?

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bollocks.

I beg your pardon, I never promised you a

September 30th/October 1st

The film was better.

Popped in to the garage for a cuppa and a roll. Me: 'Morning mate, how's things ?' Him: 'Morning Mick. You're looking rough'. Yeah. Thanks for that 😕

“Blast it, Henry! … I think the dog is following us.”

People power? While you're painting little roundabouts and abusing flags, I'm digging Chicano Power... www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xyl...

Exactly what Ian said below. Monk - I hope you have the lovely day you deserve my friend. Keep on being you mate, that's about as good as it gets. #CoolerThanAPenguinsCravat

youtu.be/Ekf361hk5eA?... I haven’t done my usual show this time around coz I had an itch to do a Wayne Fontana Special ! Something I have wanted to do for a while and now it’s been done ! If you only know his big hits and are curious why I bang on about him it’s all here !

As I tore off yesterday's little calendar page I read the note on the top. When I read it for some reason I thought of roundabouts 🙄🙃

A man on telly has just said "I'm speechless".

I've always subscribed to true stories being funnier than made-up ones. Take it away Spike... www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMAV...

“I’m sorry, Mr. Funucci, but we’ve decided to award the ceiling project to Michelangelo.”

Ok, so today I received the kind of financial blow that would have anyone reaching for a begging bowl. But I'm not doing that. Instead I'm suggesting anyone who feels they could spare a bit of cutter to buy something off my Bandcamp page, eg andylewisuk.bandcamp.com/album/51

I don't normally have lie-ins, but having got to bed after 3.30am I thought I'd have one this morning. So what happened? I'll tell you what bloody happened. A BLOODY PIGEON HAPPENED. RIGHT OUTSIDE THE BEDROOM WINDOWS. COO COOOO COO COOOO COO BLOODY COOOO.

Watched Rangers v Celtic. There was a time when that derby was unmissable and filled with passion. Not any more. Nothing like it.

You moved into a flat @zydhockey.bsky.social ?

Just put the radio on and Massive Attack "Unfinished Sympathy" on. Perfect. @garycrowleyonair.bsky.social

Henry never knew what hit him.

I was gonna play my niece some Snoop Dogg but now I'm scared to go to the record player in case she gets naked and starts pourin' Chandon and smoking weed. Bugger.

Zyd's been banging on about Wayne Fontana forever 😆. This was always going to be a labour of love for him. A splendid infectious set delivered with joy, dodgy dancing and various rpm's. Brilliant.

Just in case anyone needed proof that @monkeypicks.bsky.social is (quite properly) to the left of Morrissey

Posting this again because it’s so joyfully stupid. I think it should probably have one of those ‘posts the same thing every hour’ accounts dedicated to it

One of the things I like most on social media is being introduced to music (current and old) which is new to me, or being reminded of songs I hadn't heard in a while. Just had a fine time listening to @petepaphides.bsky.social Most enjoyable - thank you.

Absolutely fantastic. Loved it.

Snorted my coffee when I read the sticker 🤣🤣🤣

Here's a recent "news" item. "Joe Biden spotted buying ice cream" Well shit me pink. What's next? "Bob Geldof spotted reading a book"? "Feargal Sharkey seen scratching his arse"?

Mick Talbot's not ageing well. (Credit for the picture to Steve White - taken outside the Woking polo grounds).

Dusty Springfield Toppermost from @northseacrashes.bsky.social www.toppermost.co.uk/springfield-...

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When did "second hand" become "pre-loved?" What a festering heap of modern-speak bullshit. I've got a toolbox at work that belonged to a previous manager. Whenever I turn my hand to a bit of DIY I take great comfort in knowing the hammer and screwdriver were once loved & cherished. FFS. Bollocks.

This week's "Fabulous" magazine from 1965 answering the important questions @monkeypicks.bsky.social