Drop a crush from your youth.

Maybe a long shot.. HELP me please. I'm looking for 1 standing ticket for a friend. #Gorillaz #musicsky For Nottingham 28th March. Please share please 🙏 🥰

CAT checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your phone.

Use of ‘shit pit’ in Small Prophets is the first time I’ve heard it since my friend fell in a slurry pit around 1984. His mother came to rescue him and roared ‘Gavin! Get out of that shit pit!’

Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover.

I mean, you can see why punk happened. #TOTP.

Beautiful, beautiful blue skies and sunshine today.

Put a stool by the window for him to look out and he’s using it to stare at me instead.

Turned out nice.

Marvelling at the radioactive levels of neon kit Coventry are sporting today.

11 year old likes a Survival Story podcast to fall asleep to, tonight it’s one about Everest and a climber called Jules…Mountain.

Two dreams about The Beatles in the last two nights. First one I was helping record Revolution No 7, a hidden track on Revolver. Last night John Lennon was playing a slowed down, extra bluesy version of Yer Blues in my kitchen.

At the cafe on Hampstead Heath. The old Italian couple (and their dog) next to me have got most of a panettone as a morning snack

Good morning

In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies. I have translated some of the highlights

Thursday night dub.

This was terrific. Geoff Dyer is 14 years older than me but his memoir of books, music, beer, bikes, Airfix and girls describes my growing up too.

You may fascinate a cat by sewing a button your shirt.

Got sent this today, must be 1991-ish. I still wear checked shirts but the hair is long gone.

In small wins of the day news I found a hitherto undiscovered feature of my coat in that it has a kind of inbuilt snood

Woke up with this in my head this morning. youtu.be/YitRwdUj_Mw?...

I’m eating crisps.

All going off at the train station this morning.

Just turned on #TOTP and I appear to be having a fever dream.

Yes, it’s cold but isn’t it sunny?

Had planned to be in the office but TFL had other ideas so 2026 begins at home.

My friends in Austria sent this and I can't stop watching...wait for the end. 🤗💜

Turned out nice.

Please join my campaign to ban midday kickoffs. #QPR

Saturday night Stones. Get your Ya-yas out, people.

Apparently boxes now come with inbuilt cat bedding. #cathrday

Extremely grumpy that because of firework action he can’t go out. Happy New Year all.

Framed one of my Christmas presents. #MakeBritainSkankAgain

On this theme I met this exceedingly drunk group of women on the tube who insisted I was Harry Hill and wanted a photo with me.

Mean looking Impala lurking in Suffolk today.

Big day for boxes.

Merry Christmas one and all xx

I've got to be honest, we may as well call it a night #DuvetKnowItsChristmas

Sister Nancy says have a great Christmas Eve.

I’m sorry I failed to turn up to the BlueSky Christmas party.

Hit the spot.

Once again, porridge for breakfast and I’m starving by 1030. Don’t believe the lies of big porridge.

I made a wreath!

Saturday morning dub.

Just handed 77 (Seventy seven) bags back to the Ocado driver.

Lovely light on the way to work this morning.

Dreamt I was in LA playing Revolution by The Beatles on my phone when 70s Paul McCartney drove by in a black Cadillac.