If I learned anything this year, it’s that the solution to imposter syndrome is to be a really good imposter

Found the best place for last minute xmas presents if they’re into vapes and are recently bereaved

Almost forgot to post it this year youtu.be/NhwfdC9Zqyk?...

Happy xmas to all, even the haters and losers. And especially the weirdos youtu.be/sQkHZKpa3PQ?...

Hey Siri, is there a Shazam for faces, don’t post this

It’s true what they say, if you seek revenge, first, dig two graves; one for Mrs Brown, the other for her boys

Fatality gusts Decapitation hail Inferno drizzle

Mrs Brown’s Boys episode pitch, xmas special 2026. Mrs Brown, fed up with cooking turkey for xmas dinner for her boys, orders an emu online, but it is delivered live a week early. She orders her boys to slaughter the bird but they befriend it and become radicalised animal rights proponents

Office of the Comptroller General of the Republic, La Sabana, San José, Costa Rica 🇨🇷 r/brutalism

Modern phenomenon of the rational fear of blowing your nose so hard that your AirPods are forced out of your ears and fall directly into the toilet bowl

I love supporting folk artists, especially when their work is this horny

AI is exactly like the tulip crash, if in the 17th century employers had insisted all workers use tulips on a daily basis in the misguided hope that eventually the tulips would somehow replace the workers entirely and work for free for all eternity

Birthday/xmas present from close friend. She obviously understands me extremely well or is passing a subtle hint #ShurrupYeTick

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

I saw a lot of people posting their favorite cover songs and thought I’d add mine to the mix

It’s Friday and I just aced the Irish Times film quiz. Some are calling it the triumph of the year. I did so well it’ll make your head spin. And etc

Cargo pants? I don’t think so buddy. Cars go vroom.

Europeans criticise “decaying” US president with “weak” bladder www.bbc.com/news/article...

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair

I’ve had enough of these funny waxwork posts, can’t even recognise half of these and the Trump one seems to have been left too close to the radiator

From JD Vance on Houthi PC small group, the day after Signalgate broke:

Forced to become reacquainted with the DART, I’d pay extra to have a seat that doesn’t face another human being. Brushing knees with the great unwashed is quickly becoming my least favourite twice-weekly treat

Look, agriculture is the main industry in my country, but I’m not sure the government should legislate to improve young farmers’ access to women. Is that too woke?

Graphic design is my passion, etc

I hate the way everyone pronounces Dana Scully wrong when it’s obviously pronounced Dana like Eurovision

Why can’t they put AI to work on curing diseases or solving climate change instead of creating pointless slop and perfecting the robo-nazi

EXCLUSIVE: Leaked MRI images show extent of damage to Trump poop-chute, prove the offending object (large bronzer bottle) tragically irretrievable

Is that all?? Pretty sure I’ve pissed more than 3 times

@profanity.accountant Let’s have it

Just saw a YouTube ad for Heelys. Guys, Heelys are coming back! #Heelys #NotSponsored

Read Carl Sagan’s The Demon Haunted World about 20 years ago and liked it, but what I remember most about it now is that multiple times throughout the book he wonders why parents in modern society are so hung up on not wanting their kids to sleep in the same bed as them

WIFE: the doctor said i need a hip replacement ME: *opens thesaurus* how about “chic”

Gay Byrne Celebratory Late Late Show Departure CallCard

Last day of the holiday, I will miss you most of all, bar staff of the Blounge. You carried out your duties admirably 🫡

Hadfield’s ISS-based “Project Panspermia” experiment continues to bear fruit

Disney, I literally finished rewatching all six seasons of The Americans last month. I’m glad I cancelled you and looking forward to the end of these helpful suggestions

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Sometimes, and I say this with love, but sometimes, out in the world, out in real life, I’ll hear a properly thick, strong English accent, like your Liverpools, your Manchesters, your Yorkshires, and it will feel like an act of violence on my ears. Like an episode of Gogglebox become hideous flesh

I keep saying this. . . amzn.to/4i8Q5Vt

Unacceptable unless this was the reporter

Every time I see COP30 in print, I see this asshole

How do we know they weren’t being Weekend-at-Bernie’s-ed by a gang of mischievous dolphins

Currently on the type of holiday some refer to as a tattoo safari. Lots of these kind of guys so far

I have happened upon a mystical bar of heavy-handed pours

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Well, everyone knows that the editing of Trump’s Jan 6 speech on the Panorama programme has irreparably damaged the BBC’s reputation. What my theory presupposes is… maybe it hasn’t

Just wrote my letter to Santa, asked for sugar and calories this year, can’t wait to get up early on xmas morni— Oh

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor