he knows that we know he's lying. he's telling us we're all terrorists to him. he's telling us that to dissent is now a capital crime. he's telling us they'll shoot us, too, and they'll say we deserved it.

My favourite bit of Dragon Age lore. The Qun admires the dedication taken to perfect artistic talent. As a result, the Qunari tend to be art lovers. Big, burly, art lovers. The joy of gifting Sten paintings. <3

Let’s be clear: anyone defending the Trump Administration after watching masked, anonymous agents assault a man, pepper spray him, then fire 5+ rounds into his back is irretrievably complicit in political terrorism.

You know the old joke about the psychic cancelling due to unforeseen circumstances? Guess how my Saturday night panned out...

Silly meme run, literally over when I unlock the boat. And I actually, for the first time ever, have a neat tidy farm. Why am I like this? My main farm is a tip.

That's a photo of someone being tortured

I don't know what was worse... My talent trees being reset... or my transmogs...

World of Warcraft is apparently better at telling my to update my graphics drivers than Nvidia is.

Gentle reminder: You can not honor the Confederacy and claim to be a patriot. You can not stand for democracy AND fascism. You CAN NOT honor both MLK and Charlie Kirk. If you see anyone who does, call out their hypocrisy QUICK-FAST.

I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace.

So. My street is cordoned off. Loads of fire engines, polis and ambulances. People are telling me the Lebanese went on fire. But I don't smell burning. Must be round the rear of the building, people are watching from across the back.

“Since you didn’t give me a peace prize I declare war on you” is the ultimate “you called me racist too many times, now I am racist”

Currently wondering if it's possible to not get rank 1 with the vints before you leave them to their doom... I mean save the superior city... I mean fight the Treviso dragon. Game does force you to go to that shi... city a lot...

I made a new Qunari in Veilguard. That's the third. Still not finished an elf and/or rogue run.

Tonight dad struggled to eat his dinner. As a result, he launched his fork, and Ant and Dec were all the bastards. Fun night...

You have no idea how long I've been trying to get this to work. Last guy standing tried to BM me with double Leeroy. He failed.

“Do not engage in a winter campaign in bitterly cold areas. You will lose not just your army, but most likely your throne.” - literally every military historian ever “GET IN THE CAR, LOSERS, WE’RE GONNA INVADE MINNESOTA IN LATE JANUARY” - the Trump administration

Block the absolute shit out of this nazi filth. Do it with an ancient curse on your lips, with black lightning coursing through your blocking finger. Or just do it the regular way. Point being: block ‘em.

Someone in my neighbourhood has a floating house, with a spiral of floating stones as a path. Looks cool.

Popped on after downloading all the prelaunch stuff to try and fix up my house. She ain't much, but she gloomy. <3

We knew they were numpties already.

If you go to Minnesota in January, unprepared for the Minnesotan winter... You are a numpty.

the wildest thing is right-wingers acting like minnesotans in videos must be outside agitators when we can all hear their accents. i don't think i could do that accent convincingly if i spent a year practicing. and neither would i wish to. have you heard that shit? craziest american accent

Chicken husband is complete. Kind of. Ignore the half done stitch, and the awfie green tinge to the grey outline.

One more pissy vague post about a comment I saw on another platform but: Look Mr.”Cant forgive DAV for making the Elvhen colonizers”, if you didnt pick that up in DAI with an elvhen lyrium processing center and a mural of them shredding a titan for lols, that’s between you and your media literacy

Royal Mail/Parcel Force now ask you what kind of card was left for booking a redelivery. THERE'S NO OPTION FOR THEY DIDN'T LEACE A CARD! *ahem* I have no card. Got an email saying "delivered", but the tracking says "we had trouble getting to your door, book a redelivery." But, I can't. No card.

Started practice with a slightly more complicated sprite. Chicken husband looking like a lollipop currently.

This is Indy. He just made history as the first dog to win a major acting award. He won the Astra for Best Performance in a Horror or Thriller after starring in the supernatural horror Good Boy. 14/10 congrats Indy

Loving this "it's time to normalise the man-bun" trend... Anything that means I see more of people's pets. So many bunnies.

Basically social media for me. There's like two people that regularly like my posts... and I appreciate them.

"bluesky is boring" then youre a fake ass poster. youre not supposed to mindlessly scroll youre supposed to post your every thought for the five people who care about u

Messy chicken. Looks better from a distance. I am bad at colour matching. Having slightly more floss colours means I can do Slightly more things. Still being a shitebag about anything remotely "complicated" though.

The word "peaches" no longer looks real.

Drawback to finally seeing the Mario movie. When discussing the lack of variety in this week's tinned fruit. "We'll use the pineapple tomorrow or it'll be peaches, peaches, peaches." My brain continues "PeachesPeachesPeaches..."

Not saying I'm struggling a wee bit, will be attempting to eat stovies with chopsticks tonight. It's almost... science...

Is there a limit to how many times you can watch ICE falling on ICE?

I enjoyed that. Preferred to Sonic mainly because Sonic has no nostalgia for me. Whereas I'd hear little sections of music and just... oooooooh! Also, TANOOKI SUIT!

Tanooki suit. Best suit.

Watching anything with dad is a nightmare. He hates everything, except maybe sports, which he didn't especially enjoy before dementia. The Mario movie has just triggered an avalanche of complaints... mostly about people burning alive. That was before the power flowers too.

There isn’t an analysis of the last 20 years on planet earth more accurate than this

In spite of being unable to pour a drink, play a game, watch a show, or stitch a thingy... I got up and emptied and cleaned the fridge and freezer. After the freezer incident earlier this week. Why is it like this?

‪If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula...

I am thirsty (for juice, ya weirdos). My cup is here. Slightly to my left on the table. My juice is here. To my right, behind the cushion of my couch nest. I can't make myself pour it. That's too much effort. See also... dinner, hobbies, watching things...

Posts may be a bit more sporadic from me today as my kids are home from school because my city is being brutalized by the federal government to the extent that it's unsafe for schools to be open

How we should all refer to Twitter from now on

Guys, we did it. We invented the Commodore 64