KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

dare i…

*beededededoop* Sam. It’s me, Die-Hardman. Wanted to let you know there’s banana bread in the kitchen. You can take a portion of this sweet cake bread anytime. Use the knife to cut off part of the loaf. You can take a full piece or a small piece depending on how hungry you are.

was looking at a sketch book from 2019…do you know what you were doing 6 years ago tonite? i do. im actually kinda into this method of sketching in fine pen over the highlighter…

requested this book from the library, since it contains two of my areas of especial interest (bush-era war criminals and cardiology).

in december itll be 9 years since i quit my job at the grocery store. i still got it tho cuz i nearly got into it just now with an old lady at the self checkout.

stuff from my work sketchbook! (technically my planner.)

my fave thing about doing the crossword is seeing how many ways ppl figure how to clue “ELON” without referencing you know who.

People Magazine just announced their 2025 “Sexiest Man Alive”:

lmao

Bro you were 2 years old when the berries and cream lad was hot. We must stop reaching into the past its time to make our own heros

TL seems in a celebratory mood…perhaps you heard of the crushing victory (4 points!) of my trivia team tonite?

dick cheney fact that i learned at work (trade secret???) is that he had the RF telemetry disabled on his ICD bc there was a concern that someone could hack into it and explode his heart. god, can you imagine?

okay @archivefeverdream.bsky.social's essay writing workshop is rescheduled!!! it's back!!!! let's sign up for it together - elliott is an amazing and generous editor and writer whom i love working with :D enchanted-cardamom-430.notion.site/Writing-the-...

nr. the protagonist in the first one of these is named Bessie and the protagonist of the next one is named Daisy. this motherfucker was naming these women after cows. #misogyny

BUGONIA review: if Stav ever gets ‘zemped up i think ill k*ll mys*lf.

You’d never catch one of these coddled kids nowadays “working in the lab late one night.” And the only thing their eyes are beholding is their damn phone

more chicken friends…so coy. so secretive. the dignity of a simple chicken…

learn the difference. do better.

frankly drew myself kinda busted-looking but im into it. its about self-expression innit

If you attentively regard almost any quadruped’s spine, you will be struck with the resemblance of its vertebræ to a strung necklace of dwarfed skulls

sort of funny that i went to a twins game to this summer for the first time in like 15 years, was like “well that was fun, cant wait to do it again” and then the week after that ownership took all the twins out back and shot them in the back of the head live on WCCO

But shall this crazed old man be tamely suffered to drag a whole ship’s company down to doom with him?

making a typo in a tweet where you say youre scared of making a typo>>>> anyway fuck it we ball

pto tomorrow and monday….i can see the light at the end of the tunnel

The Cuban Missile Crisis was narrowly averted by Maturin, the benevolent cosmic turtle.

i luv when his hair just goes nuts

Mrs Nelson? Im from Navy. Your son got owned at Trafalgar. He showed great valour in the face of epic fail. Semper fi or whatecer.

"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN

Today is Primidi the 1st of Brumaire in the year 234. Brumaire is the month of mist. Today we celebrate apples.#JacobinDay More information on apples

People Of Unsolved Mysteries II

People Of Unsolved Mysteries III

i have gotten to the credits in hades 2. im🥳 tbh i didnt love the ending (basically it was what i was dreading it would be) but i will reserve some judgement till i play more of the endgame

the point of the brushtober thing was to sorta brute force myself into getting more comfortable with digital art...and i guess in that respect it has been a success. i still dont think i like it that much tho lmao

I loved the episode of Abbott Elementary where the kids do a Weapons on John Fetterman

just realized that i went to see both 2025 benicio del toro movies in theaters…twice. i might be a stan….

saw perfect blue a few weeks ago….kinda reminds me of psycho in that like. the ending is bad but its not bad enough to negate the rest of the good movie in there.

i like this one cuz i made her shoes kinda look like she has hooves. #herhooves

how did they find me…

day 7….took a week but we’ve finally reached #fanart. i draw noelle deltarune a lot, not very consistently, but a few weeks ago i thought itd be really cute if she had comically giant antlers. like that childrens book, imogene’s antlers. remember that book? well anyway.

Crowder's eyes bugged and the barrel of the Glock wavered under the marshal's chin. "Raylan, I didn't know you had friends from the fuckin Stone Age." "Boyd, that shotgun's pointed at us both," said Givens, watching as the green dinosaur wielding the SPAS-12 advanced on them. "Yoshi," it drawled.

i would have worked harder to get more comfortable making digital art but that would have cut into my union-mandated video game time.

hope youre excited to go on this fabulous journey w me! 🎨😭 #drawtober