loafing after eating. Your enemies flesh

HappyHarry released a new episode of DR. BEES! www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/...

gamestop says: fuck raw !!

Speaking of He-Man www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/1...

I'm going to have 5,000 children and name them like I do my morrowind saves

oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang

what thbe fuck kyle

In non-apocalyptic news: Parker gets to go to the doggie spa today.

Is this how lesbians talk I don't understand their lingo

If i see one more hazbin hotel ship drawing made and posted by an adult man on my feed I'm going to actually kill someone

today aircraft carrier made her first kill.

For years I've suffered from constant orgasms, but when I woke up this morning the orgasms had ceased. It was then that I realized that Scott Adams has passed away. RIP

It's been 20 years and society has failed to make disc art as good as King Of The Hill season 2 on DVD.

ITS SO CUTE AND LITTLE I CANT STOP GIGGLING

I remember when Omni Man said that

The voices say draw tyler as miku and i cannot refuse any longer

Robo looks exactly like that too. Huh.

Does he still play Sonic

They're stealing the fucking intelligence dude

free HOOLIGAN steam keys for ppl i know on pixilart/irl

announcing HOOLIGAN, this cool 1v1 top-down dueling game where once you use a fighter, you can no longer pick them until the match ends (nuzlocke rules). Mr. Pineapple is a JoJo stand. uh releases when it can. ft characters from @totallyjerry's Lacerations (and more if i feel like it) #gamedev#indie

What if the actor for William Afton in the FNAF movies was actually still Shaggy and he just went batshit insane and started killing children

Porn appeared on my feed and my account accidentally reposted it this fucking website dude wtf

I can always count on Bluesky to give me the dumbest political anti-trump art when I don't want to see it

I can't wait to get my license so I can drive to his house and kill him with my bare hands

𝙄𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙫𝙚 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙣 your hand 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙗𝙚𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙛𝙪𝙡 penis 𝙤𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨, busted 𝙖𝙩 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙤𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙤𝙣 𝙥𝙪𝙧𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙚, gooned 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙡𝙚𝙚𝙥 𝙗𝙚𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙣'𝙩 pleased enough, 𝙩𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙙 𝙖𝙣𝙮 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙢 𝙤𝙛 gooning, 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙤𝙧 𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙢𝙥𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 stroke it, 𝙘𝙤𝙥𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 profile page. 𝙇𝙚𝙩'𝙨 𝙨𝙚𝙚 𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙮 𝙤𝙛 𝙪𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙧𝙚.

They should release Half Life 3 the day before GTA6 comes out because it would be funny.

more for me! 😂

My legal name is fart martin

Murder isn't bad because it actually feels really good it gets the blood flowing I can't stop I can't stop killing.

I throw knives at people on motorcycles just in case

If the purge was happening rn I'd probably go on social media and want to kill myself

The only reason why people should hate robo is because he's gay and I'm highly homophobic

"Nazis are bad" yeah my dick is massive dude we already know this

Those damn Canadians always ruining stuff

uhhh

Next time somebody asks me what Bluesky is like, I'll send them this

🙁

@totallyjerry.bsky.social Here it is

Me when people ask me what happened to my pixilart account

Donald Trump’s hair is unusual. Slungus

Takin a rip from this and blowing the fattest clouds

Yoshon is eating a cotton candy treat today 😋☁️☁️ #DailyYoshon