I can't wait to get my license so I can drive to his house and kill him with my bare hands

𝙄𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙫𝙚 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙣 your hand 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙗𝙚𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙛𝙪𝙡 penis 𝙤𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨, busted 𝙖𝙩 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙤𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙤𝙣 𝙥𝙪𝙧𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙚, gooned 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙡𝙚𝙚𝙥 𝙗𝙚𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙣'𝙩 pleased enough, 𝙩𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙙 𝙖𝙣𝙮 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙢 𝙤𝙛 gooning, 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙤𝙧 𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙢𝙥𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 stroke it, 𝙘𝙤𝙥𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 profile page. 𝙇𝙚𝙩'𝙨 𝙨𝙚𝙚 𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙮 𝙤𝙛 𝙪𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙧𝙚.

They should release Half Life 3 the day before GTA6 comes out because it would be funny.

more for me! 😂

My legal name is fart martin

Murder isn't bad because it actually feels really good it gets the blood flowing I can't stop I can't stop killing.

I throw knives at people on motorcycles just in case

If the purge was happening rn I'd probably go on social media and want to kill myself

The only reason why people should hate robo is because he's gay and I'm highly homophobic

"Nazis are bad" yeah my dick is massive dude we already know this

Those damn Canadians always ruining stuff

uhhh

Next time somebody asks me what Bluesky is like, I'll send them this

🙁

@totallyjerry.bsky.social Here it is

Me when people ask me what happened to my pixilart account

Donald Trump’s hair is unusual. Slungus

Takin a rip from this and blowing the fattest clouds

Yoshon is eating a cotton candy treat today 😋☁️☁️ #DailyYoshon

How do I buy this 🤔

down with the sickness

The fact he canonically mews changes the way I see the comic and I don't know why

There's not enough porn in my feed

His pants aren’t even a fucking square, they’re a rectangular prism fuck off

🤔

Hollow Knight Sicksong

Good luck proving it buddy

when i try to scissor but remember i have a 13 feet long goon rod in my pants (6’5, nonchalant, tuff, and anti-period cramps btw)

this is a watto if it was Paulie from the sopranos

I was thinking about shaving but this post saved me from the ledge

She’s just a baby!!

Speak for yourself

I'm getting diaper fetish content in my feed for some fucking reason

gamescom is kinda like e3 but instead of dr mario they got dr dick www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0sO...

blue thwomp:

I try to get them to say their script so it's clear they're a scammer before I report them and it truly does not matter what you respond with they just keep going

Checking Bluesky DM requests is like looking at a graveyard.

listening to this right now

Ai generating photos of myself so I have a big dick and a 6 pack

THEY POST PORN ☹️☹️☹️

Hottest guy alive btw so yk it's bad