“Nobody should be killed for their political beliefs” vs “every child in Gaza is potentially a terrorist” is a fun contrast

btw my lil sunflower patch did great this summer, some ended up getting over 8 ft tall (taller than last year’s!) 🌱

i have the same body shape as my mom and my mom hates the way she looks

watching jeopardy from 2022 and cris pannullo’s streak just ended. now there’s andy. @ cris i miss u

HE JUST REPLIED AND SAID YES 🥹 i’ll have to pay a 20euro late fee 2.50euro for each late day. but still i have one more week. PLEASE HELP ME MAKE THIS! please 🥺 and thank you okay bye

I'll never forgive you mother fuckers.

going to maine w my man in two weeks. we were laying down last night and he said maybe we could go ring shopping when we come back… like damn he actually likes me

just had the most glorious car nap 🙏🏾

there is no point of being angry at the dmv solely because you’ve been waiting for a long time. you have to come in with your schedule cleared and the expectation that you will be here 1-4 hours

seeing beyoncé with my bestie today… can’t believe the day is finally here 😭😭😭

been laughing at this for 10 minutes

watching i am… world tour and every time beyoncé does anything they pan to multiple people in the audience crying. that is the correct response.

beyoncé has always been on the cutting edge of lace front technology

when forward is playing and they show women holding portraits of their loved ones, and they show the mothers of trayvon martin and michael brown… tears just tears

i love being black. i can’t imagine the most excited part of my life being going from a middle part to a side part.

drake how did you fall so far from grace. you literally had a feature on a beyoncé song. then you were being weird to serena williams then next thing you know she’s twerking with beyoncé on lemonade and crip walking at the super bowl with kendrick lamar

if you haven’t watched the lemonade film in a while, definitely go back and watch it

zira is the most underrated disney villain. she literally chose death over siding with her ops. like you may think you’re spiteful and petty but are you hanging off a cliff swiping away the paw to pull you up and then falling to your death spiteful and petty??? EXACTLY

god smiles upon me even in the midst of all of this nonsense. there’s a hair store that opened up diagonally across the street from me and it’s BLACK OWNED 😭😭😭

a beautiful haul for the birds

went to the urgent care today and the doctor looked into my mouth for 2.5 seconds and went “yup that’s strep, pretty open/close case”

my partner is super congested and my tonsils are aflame. we both started coming down with something sunday night but i wasn’t with him all weekend, i was dog sitting. wtf is going on 😭😭

i am the dad that thinks they know better than google maps

well.. i replanted the sunflower sprouts i started inside today 😬 hopefully this all goes well but there’s also still a little time to start over if not! 🌱

Marjorie, I know the truth confuses you and facts ain’t your strong suit—so let me break it down real slow: George Floyd didn’t die from drugs. He died because Derek Chauvin knelt on his neck for 9 minutes. That’s called murder.

One of my most sensible takes is that you should be able to block celebrities & categories etc on streaming services. Like if I never want to see Kevin Spacey again that should be very easy for me to do and also my choice.

i forgot that before i saw sinners there was discourse about people not seeing it because it’s called sinners. now that i’ve seen it i just want to say what i already knew must’ve been the case: yall are fucking stupid

i wish i would’ve seen planet earth when i was 16, i’d have wanted to be a marine biologist 😭😭

Moms are great. Most moms I meet are working so hard with so little acknowledgment. Moms today are expected to do so much more, and are judged for anything and everything. They are blamed for so much while thanked for so little. We love, thank, and respect moms under this roof.

so so so happy

i loved sinners so much and i want to see it again but it was scary… i don’t think i could sit through it again

i found out tonight that my partner slashes the tires of the cars who stay parked in front of the gate to our driveway for too long

i showed up an hour early for my concert and now i get to listen to the brass warm up and talk about warming up and play scales and talk about playing scales and

it’s me unfortunately

why are we, as adults, still complaining about babies crying on planes

i was in bed until remembered i put these flowers up in our little coffee corner. i love them they help me start my day

Folks, you’re not entitled to a baby-free airplane. Sorry. If you are unable to tolerate flying without hearing the sounds made by babies, maybe you are not socialized enough to be flying in public airplanes.

this is everything to me

i’m a simple girl. i believe that if you hurt someone i love, you should pay with your life.

All I'm saying is, if you ran a campaign on democracy being at stake and democracy lost, isn't it time to be massively freaking out instead of doing this

and yet PETA is silent about tape made out of duck? interesting

Keith Haring died of AIDS aged 31 on 16 Feb 1990. One of his last works, Unfinished Painting, was deliberately incomplete, reflecting the devastating, unquantifiable loss to the arts due to AIDS. #LGBTplusHistoryMonth

Breaking: Groundhog sees shadow of fascism, says "Fuck this", and returns to burrow.

Jasmine Crockett: "The problem is that Americans thought it was okay to take a full fledged criminal and make him the President of the US and then they want to act aghast when he does criminal things. Let me tell you, we have a thug in charge of the US and if we don't wake up we may not have a US"

beyoncé… no philly dates? so i’m just a big joke to you?

“I think sometimes genre is a code word to keep us in our place as artists, and I just want to encourage people to do what they’re passionate about” - Beyoncé after winning Best Country Album for “Cowboy Carter”

my anxiety is through the roof rn over this plane crash in philly

I love Angel Reese