It took me FOREVER to cook our Premium Wild Caught Tardigrade from Trader Joe's! It's so damn good and tender! I couldn't be happier! Hope everyone has a Happy Thanksgiving!

me: *complains about the price surge of standard ssds & memory - fuck this ai bubble* also me: **has DDR4 so-dimms lying around** Malicious Internal Dialogue: "Ya' know I can make a quick $300-$500 dollars this week if I wanted to..." also also me: ***part of the problem***

Candace Owens is losing her fucking mind dawg!

Airing on whatever the fuck The Daily Wire calls their streaming platform...

Did I hear this correctly...RFK was getting FISTED (felch'd? - DO NOT GOOGLE) by that girl or something?! IKYFL!!!! I'm afraid to read the rest of the article. 😱 nypost.com/2025/11/22/u...

When did Mike Tyson get a Pug?!

This AI Bubble... OK... When it *does* burst, these TRILLION DOLLAR Behemoths (Open AI & NVIDIA) will be bailed out. It's going be INSANELY UNPOPULAR. The turds in Washington (Dems & GOP) are going to bail them out ANYWAY. NOT to protect US but to protect THEM/DONORS. This hurts my feelings.

Zohran Mamdani was on some KING SHIT today! You dropped this brother => (👑) @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social

art. 🍷

“That’s a lot of Bean Counting you nasty ass bitch!” - Kyle Kulinski (probably)

This morning, I was proud to have joined the Nurses on the picket line at Houlton Regional Hospital. Solidarity forever!

Can somebody hell me what Keith Olbermann did? I'm confused...? Did he do some creep shit? 🤷🏾‍♂️😐

Imagine waking up from a two-week coma or coming back from the mountains with no signal and the first headline you see is a rumor about DJT giving a BJ to Bill Clinton. At that point you’d just close the phone like, “Yeah… this timeline officially jumped the shark.

I hate you. 🤣

A federal appeals court upheld the hate crime convictions of three white men who chased Ahmaud Arbery with pickup trucks before one of them killed him with a shotgun

Yeah it really backfired. We’re reeling. That’s why we were up all night trashing some of our closest former allies on social media, ordering investigations by DOJ of our enemies, delaying a flight to Palm Beach to rant and rave in the WH, while generally melting down. Libs in disarray.

The speculation that South Carolina may in fact, have two closeted senators always sends me! 😭💀

I’ve been partnered to my Scotsman for nearly 10 years. I get kinda annoyed when I tell other gays this and some assume we’re in a “open relationship”. Not that there’s anything wrong with that at all! It’s not “heteronormative” preferring monogamy. Nor is it distasteful to want an open one. 😑

Tonight was a very bad night.

It’s bullshit. 100% but I’m voting them out every chance I can. I want Schumer gone expeditiously

Weak AF. www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/s...

I HATE THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY! I hate Chuck Schumer. I hate Tim Kaine. I'm staying my ass home next year lmao! What are we voting for?! I'm NOT a registered Democrat for a reason. This is one of them. WEAK.

-Chuck Schumer refuses to endorse the Democrat Mamdani. -Mamdani and the Democrats have a huge Election Day Tuesday. -Today, Schumer reacts to this by readying a surrender to the repulsive Republicans. So tell me: What's the difference between Chuck Schumer and a repulsive Republican?

How long will we be hijacked by centrists, cowards and Chuck Schumer?

"curmudgeon" is such a dirty word if read incorrectly...

TO HELL! 🔥

Oh sure you think Chuck Schumer is “caving” and “wants to ruin all the momentum” and “is horrible at politics” but what if I was to tell you that this old crazy man ran the idea by an imaginary married Irish American couple that exists only in his mind and they think it’s great politics

Chuck Schumer is doing this because he is sabotaging the emergence of a Democratic Party that actually promises real results for working people, in order to protect his phony job and his billionaire friends

Theory: Chuck Schumer is about to announce his retirement in the next couple of months... He knows (if the rumors are true) his career is over if he caves...So he just doesn't give a fuck.

DON'T YOU DARE CAVE AGAIN YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT! CHUCK SCHUMER THIS IS NOT A GAME! DON'T TRUST THESE PEOPLE AT ALL! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?! CHUCK CHUCK CHUUUCK!!! 😡 Y'all see where: "Vote Blue no matter who gets you?!" Wake the fuck up!

Speaking of old selfies…there was a time in my life where I thought “going above and beyond” at my Job would pay off in the long run. It *can*… at the expense of your time, mental health and dignity. There’s no guarantee you’ll get the same in return. 😟

Oldest selfie on your phone. This was 2019…before the plague.

Fall is in the air 🍂🍁🍃

Good morning

"behind every gay person there is a gayer, more evil gay person"

Canada 1812 + 213 = 2025 Y'all did something to the White House at the time... Hint...Hint...

Most of the snarky, straight up MEAN and condescending people I've seen punching down and spreading STRAIGHT UP MADE UP STATISTICS AND LIES on people who use SNAP Benefits are part of "The 53%(™️)..." Many of them (admittedly) used SNAP benefits... That's some nasty NASTY ass work!

The dark and foreboding Dowager Countess of Richland demands snuggle time from the other daddy.

We in North Florida are all going to die. We will not survive this. It was really nice knowing y'all. 😱

BREAKING: Democrat-backed Justice Kevin Dougherty retains his seat on the Pennsylvania Supreme Court. Follow AP for live updates.

OMG HAKEEM JEFFRIES IS A PIECE OF SHIT! 😂

Zohran Mamdani did it y'all!

Maaann it's...Ben Shapiro, Mark Levin, Brandon Tatum, vs Groypers, Nick Fuentes & Tucker Carlson. What is in the Nazi-Fuck is going awwn?! 🤣

Just a few seconds ago, a YouTube ad popped up on my phone and this is the creepiest AI ad I’ve ever seen in my life!!! I’m not even joking. It legit made me feel uneasy. What the hell?! 😳

I fucking hate these cruel ass RACIST assholes. I've always said to "allies". Do not talk to Black People about racism. TALK TO YOUR FAMILY, FRIENDS, COUSINS, ETC WHO YOU'VE SEEN ACT THIS WAY COUNTLESS TIMES AND SAID NOTHING!!!

I gotta be honest... Vindictive, RACIST, and hypocritical CRYBABIES like Katie Miller (Stephen Miller's Wife) brings misogynistic thoughts (I proudly quelled with years of therapy) to the surface. These sick people bring out the worst in you. Threatening to deport someone is a shitty thing to do!

MAYBE...We honestly don't need the Russians to spread propaganda. America's Oligarchy (via legacy media consolidation and AI) are doing it for us! (i.e. Peter Thiel, Elon Musk, Larry Ellison, Jeff Bezos, etc). Or...Maybe I'm being a bit hyperbolic and the anxiety is talking (again).

I miss when every comedian and politician didn’t have a podcast.

Twitter since Elon Musk's takeover and complete domination by nazis basically is just a window into the ugliest parts of the world but some journalists and politicians take it as representative of the general public and that's the real danger (and utility to their movement)