It’s finally #CATURDAY!

I’m not going to be reinstating anything Disney related. The hypocrisy is wild over there.

I’m just so damn tired of seeing his orange little face.

In honor of whatever bullshit is happening today….have some cats and a flower. And remember - watch what they do, not what they say.

Get ready…

I know I'm late, but it's been a busy week.

Holy shit y’all.

I fucking love him.

MelaniaReaper might be my new favorite thing.

👇🏻

Everyone could oh I don’t know BOYCOTT DISNEY. JFC stop putting money in the mouse’s pockets.

No matter what he cancels he can’t cancel himself off the Epstein list.

Time for mashed potatoes!

James is a good guy and needs some help y’all. The cats and I support this worthy cause. ❤️

Moving my Hinge profile around to different cities because I’m not renewing my subscription like…

Why am I not surprised by any of this. If Epstein had boys Singer and Spacey would have been there.

This 👇🏻

Happy Nutmeg Caturday!

origins.com is now suggesting the JUMBO SIZE wrinkle cream so that's where I'm at.

🛑 AND 👀

“New”?

Blueberry!!!! 😍

These cat names are the best. 😍

It’s CARROT 😍

Bye Charlie.

Tomorrow I’ll find out if I’m going back under the knife. 😐

Heading to bed and saying 5 Hail Steve’s… 📱

Remember how I was doing better well joke’s on me.

Sometimes the arthritis gel, Ibuprofen 800, and extra strength Tylenol kick in at the same time and 🫠

#Caturday shenanigans

What a horrible work environment. Hope you love fluorescents.

Speaking of alive…how is this asshole still taking resources from earth?

First night not hooked up to something via IV since July 23rd please clap.

Hell isn't fire, it's ice:

That's a wrap on Labor Day for these two.

NUTMEG UPDATE: this is no longer his preferred box.

Nutmeg would like to show you his new box.

Take him to Four Seasons.

What the highway cameras see in the express lanes

Drop Dead Gorgeous at the Academy Theatre with guest Denise Richards ☺️ @rossz28.bsky.social 😬

Exhibit A:

Nutmeg naps are the best naps #caturday

It’s #CATURDAY !!!!1

Maybe they AI’d him.

Important MiniBean™️ Update:

OMG 😍

Look at the beautiful death blades 🥰

It will happen