I can’t believe we’re getting WW3 before GTA6.

The United States tries to run Venezuela..... Me: "Put that back. We got a broken government at home!"

There's nothing to worry about in Venezuela because if there is one the United States is really good at historically, its regime change.

In an effort to shake up the vibes for 2026, I started the new year with a small donation to @ppfa.org.

I know It is traditionally observed today, but going forward I propose that Boxing Day be recognized on the anniversary of the date that Jake Paul and Andrew Tate got knocked the F out.

My phone just autocorrected Krampus to Keanu.

I can still lose the 20 pounds from my New Year’s resolution if Mike Pence has the courage to do the right thing.

I can’t believe John Cena is turning 100 today and Dick Van Dyke is wrestling Gunther in his retirement match!

I wish someone cared about me as much as my printer cares about me re-ordering magenta ink.

If you like it then you shoulda put five golden rings on it…” I’ll show myself out.

Those Russian hookers who "allegedly" provided the President with a golden shower.....does that get itemized on the bill as a "streaming service"?

Hey BlueSky peeps! Can you take a minute to vote me for Best Nightlife Writer for NYC's Glam Awards (and the Wigging Out podcast while you're at it)? Please and thank you kids! www.surveymonkey.com/r/YZJGYRX

@kevidently.bsky.social Based on the most recent 3028 episode, I think I’m fully prepared to turn the US economy over to Turkey Leg Jeff.

As an EPCOT fan from day one, today I’m thankful for the Phoenicians.

I think my favorite part of Hamilton is John Adams randomly catching strays in the afterlife from King George.

Maybe we need to cut back on brand promotion just a bit as a society. Case in point, the limited edition, Wicked: For Good… Swiffer mop that I just saw.

Obviously Mike Johnson wouldn't give Marjorie Taylor Greene off to celebrate January 6th so she quit.

Assuming we survive this regime and that is a big assumption, we need to regulate the absolute hell out of Wall Street. It is time to stop letting corporations destroy people's lives, jobs, health and safety under the guise of "creating shareholder value". It is time to protect people over profit.

I just got my 10th consecutive "Best Nightlife Writer" nomination for New York City's Glam Awards! 🥳 Maybe the 10th times the charm? 🤞

For everyone still trying to figure out what Marjorie Taylor Greene is doing, let me put it in pro wrestling terms…. She’s still a heel. She’s not turning babyface, she’s just tweaking her gimmick.

I need a drag king and a drag queen performing "The Boy Is Mine" as Trump and Hillary ASAP!

Apparently the vibes were too good for the Dems after Election Day so they opted for their tried and true circular firing squad.

I want to live in the timeline where one of his ex's had to the nerve to "Goodbye Earl" him years ago.

Free Parody Song title about the new mayor for NYC queens: “How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sharia?”

So when does the new mayor institute Shaboozey law in New York?

I hate gay Election Day! What do you mean you helped Curtis Sliwa fight off the Yakuza in the side street next to Pieces?

I hate gay Election Day. What do you mean last night in Little Italy you replaced the pork in Andrew Cuomo’s braciole with Impossible meat?

I hate gay Election Day. What do you mean you’re voting for Robert Irwin and Witney Carson?

We need future Democratic members of Congress to bring a bill to the floor that states in the event of a shutdown, Congressional positions will be treated as essential workers and they must work without pay, just like air traffic controllers currently are, until the shutdown is resolved.

"I am once again asking for the Deep State that they talked so much about to do the Deep State things we've heard so much about."

For everyone who did drag for the first time last night and are now thinking about becoming queens, my best advice is don't. Just don't.

I hate straight Halloween. What do you mean you’re dressing in drag but overcompensating your manliness to show you’re totally not having the feelings that you’re actually feeling?

As we near the holidays, my commissions build up quickly. Get in now! Hire me to create art and design as a gift, or give a little gift to yourself. KevinQuigleyDesign.com is my portfolio, and [email protected] is where you can ask me for a no-obligation quote!

He's Sofa King cheating on Usha.

If a Democratic administration with House and Senate majorities was overseeing a government shutdown and had the country on the verge of cutting off SNAP benefits, the right would be SCREAMING about using "second amendment solutions" against them.

I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re Mike Johnson’s headless Grindr profile pic?

I hate gay halloween. What do you mean you're the side eye that Coco Peru gave to Patrick Swayze on the runway in To Wong Foo?

"I'm stuck up in this tower but I could go for a hot dog real bad!"

I have never been in a Trader Joe's with a good parking lot. Not one.

For years I've had to hear people excusing their Republican votes under the guise of being "fiscally conservative, but socially liberal". I'm hearing crickets from them now as the President shatters the economy and loots the treasury.

@marsha.bsky.social I thought you might want to see this video. There's a New Frontier mention/speculation. www.youtube.com/watch?v=XejC...

Thanks to this regime, one of the biggest things I've learned this year is that my threshold for what I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy is far worse than I previously thought.

Happy Anita Bryant Got Hit With A Pie Day for everyone who celebrate! 🥧

Men pretending to be ICE are actually doing to women what the right claimed transpeople would do to them in bathrooms. No outrage. No calls to protect women. Crickets. 🦗

It’s so weird that we haven’t heard a peep from the Proud Boys, the Three Percenters and the Oath Keepers since all these ICE raids started. Must be a coincidence.

"Cause there is always a wrong to your right And there will always be a war somewhere to fight And God knows I've had some rough fucking years Oh, oh, Lord, oh, Lord, keep on keeping on" Sure feels like Foxy Shazam knows what we're going through with you know who on a daily basis. #peacemaker

Free question for reporters anytime a Republican brings up Lee Greenwood replacing Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl: “What is your 2nd favorite Lee Greenwood song after God Bless the USA?”

This is not nearly enough. The President and the Heritage Foundation are attempting to undo 250 years of Democracy. This is far too polite a response considering they are working on branding the Democratic party enemies of the state. Our elected officials need to fight now, while they still can.

He posted an absolutely insane Blue Oyster Cult AI video last night and most people are just going about their usual meme-ing today......

Fun Fact: Treason can be punishable by death under United States federal law, according to 18 U.S. Code § 2381.