Every time Morgan posts about befriending another BB alum #bb27

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey (and Me) over one decade later: I still want to be Chelsea Peretti's friend in real life so freaking bad! 🤣

Happy NBA Day everyone

Who robbed le Louvre? Right answers only.

Breaking: French police reveal an image of some individuals they’d like to speak to in relation to the Louvre robbery.

I need to find an NBA team to love. 😫 I'm not really a 'watching sports' fan, but looking for something exciting to root for these days. The way younger me just went for whichever team had the colors I liked on their uniforms. 🤣

I never got the hype it tastes like ice cold cardboard

I am so happy someone else feels the same way. It is nasté

😂😂Why does he look like he's running with the church plate? Preacher said y'all better pass it around, ratt nie!!

Maybe Seahawks loss = Mariners win. Since we can't have too many nice Seattle sports things. Especially at once.

Well yeah… how else are they going to attend for free

R.I.P. Hyacinth Bucket. ( "It is pronounced 'Bouquet'." )

So excited about my return to #BoldandtheBeautiful read about it here ew.com/big-brother-... #soap #soapopera #bigbrother #BB27

Let’s vote! Bring out the keys #BB27

if i send you this it means i am highly uncomfortable and want to leave but am contractually obligated to stay here #bb27

SHOUT OUT TO THE WOMAN THAT “didn’t deserve to be there” for taking your dumb ass Vinny. #BB27

Watched the first episode of the Lowdown and come away embittered that in nearly forty years of writing and reporting I never once had an editor who wore a matching shirt and eyepatch.

if you watched Rez Dogs and were paying attention in the first couple minutes of The Lowdown, maybe you, like me, shouted "SUP, SHITASS?" at your screen

1 person in the pre-jury cast is missing. Can ya guess who?! And I oop! 🤣 #BB27

Y'all! I got a (participation) ribbon at the county fair for my quilted table runner!

My toes, perfectly still and resting peacefully under the blanket. Fluffy: Aarrgghharahchomp!!

After the threat of a Keanu win or a Rylie win or a Kelley win, I'll gladly take a Morgan win on Sunday. But I can't deny that I long for the poetry of Ashley finally getting revenge on Vince after she was his very first betrayal. #BB27

I really enjoy this final 3. Even if I'm not crazy about Vince, I would rather him be there in final 3 than Keanu, Kelley, Mickey or Rylie. #bb27

Morgan: What is your REAL question, Vince??! Vince: *blinks fast with baited breath* Me: (thinking Vince was finally about to profess his undying love to Morgan and melt my cold, black heart...) Vince: Sooooo, what's your opinion about my gaaaame? #bb27

Vince didn’t win: WOOOO Morgan won veto: *sigh* woooo I wanted it to be Ashley so bad 😫 #bb27

I'm surprised no one has mentioned Thanos today. #rapture

FINAL: #Seahawks 44, #Saints  13

I'm not naming names but one of these houseguests' parents didn't teach them how to *NOT* chew with their mouths open. Ew. #petpeeve #bb27

"Ashley, please put on your microphone." "It's literally on. Can I get a sorry?" "Sorry." #bb27

This just in from the newswire: Stanley Tucci will report travelogue-style about the food, culture, traditions, history, and lifestyle of Lombardy, Italy during the primetime 2026 Winter Olympics. 🤩🇮🇹🍝🍷 wellthatsawesome.com/stanley-tucc... The Winter Olympics: Fri, Feb 6, 2026 – Sun, Feb 22, 2026

Happy birthday to E.G. Daily, who voiced Buttercup from The Powerpuff Girls! 🥳 #EGDaily #Buttercup #ThePowerpuffGirls #CartoonNetwork #Birthday #Gift

What is a horse's favorite wine? Chardonnay

Me, if I was in the BB house rn: COVER YOUR SNEEZE, KEANU!! Geezus 🤣 $BB27

who wants to platonically rub my legs #BB27

See now, Miss Ashley "Showergate" Hollis was right tho, Keanu "Tarzan Toes"!! You got put up on da block this week! Hope you win that bbbb, boo boo. lmaoooo #bb27

i would rather watch feeds of rachel alone in the jury house tbh #bb27

OK THIS ISNT FUNNY ANYMORE WHERES RACHEL #bb27

RIP fun feeds #bb27

Ashley said production announced 'Rachel was sacrificed' #bb27

hatgate: before & after #bb27

Aw hell naw. Why have the live feeds gone away? There's not even the little disclaimer at the bottom of the screen anymore. Just random caged puppies and kittens. 😫#bb27

Random Rant of the Day: imma need people to stop hitting the freaking camera lens to reveal a new frame in their freaking content creator videos!!! @#$%!!🤬🤬😂

The cam stream Rachel cooking in that outfit is giving American Horror Story: COVEN, and I am here for it! 😂🪄 #BB27

If Will is safe I approve

Rylie evicted #bb27

Mood: Ding, dong, the witch is dead, the wicked witch, the wicked witch! BYE RYLIE! “See you never!” #BB27

😄#Quilting #Sewing #Quilt #Quiltsky

A perfect metaphor for the excited energy I still have left inside my soul (the dancer), versus the energy I actually have left (the crowd) 🤣💀

Anytime Vinnie the lip says, “I have to run something by you…” you know it’s gonna be something selfish 😂 #bb27