Lady Gaga tonight

Love love love me some Harlem.

Innnnnnn BALTIMORE🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Hmmm, well, if they love the Patriots, I might give it a big pause 🤣

She’s out! 🙏🏼 thegrio.com/2026/01/30/g...

In honor of today’s crappy news, we started rewatching Schitt’s Creek again, and I mean the whole cast was amazing but GOD DAMN Catherine O’Hara absolutely made that show.

My first remarks since being arrested last night.

😂

Pandemonium in Seattle! Go Hawks!

Golden Globes tonight

Yass,baby!!

I absolutely love Abbot Elementary, but I really want The Studio to win the Golden Globes tonight for best TV series musical or comedy!!! 📺

A piping hot, buttered toasted English muffin, with a side slice of pepper jack cheese. Dayum it's so good, got me bopping in my seat!

Cracking up because my NewsTalk radio coworker is doing his morning walking laps in the building while jamming out to Anita Baker's greatest hits. I can hear his music from my office down the hallway.💀🤣

Weapons was an EXCELLENT movie. So creepy and unpredictable, I loved it! I still have so many questions, though!! Harpo, who IS dis woman frfr? She ain't their real aunt!

No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent pic of your pet cat.

Now I'm mad about, too.

The food will be late but the food will be goodt - A Black proverb.

I am a Captain America fan. I am a Chris Evans fan. I am a Doom fan. So, personally I am thrilled he's returning. Lord knows we need all the "Heroes" we can get these days. I am looking forward to Avengers Doomsday. And Secret Wars. I'm also looking forward to Dune Part 3. End of post. Thanks.

You want the Seahawks' game-winning drive in one clip? Yeah you do

Get outta here!! I would have to agree, unfortunately. 🤣

Me, bopping along to mariah Carey's christmas jam on the way to work this morning: 🎶"Don't care about no presents underneath the Chrissmuh treeee!"🎶

If yo car sound like robot sex when you hit the brakes, it’s time to see a mechanic 🤣

I’m screaming because this the exact look on my face when the low tire pressure light turn on 🤣🤣😭

Me, watching that diddy doc after Episode 1. And 2. And 3. And 4.

We get a break from Leslie and Eva, but the show decides to give us more Ashley and Derek? #BeyondTheGates #BTG

Treating myself to dinner in a nice restaurant. Ordered a crispy chicken sandwich with house fries. I just wish they didn't have to play sports on the TVs though! Put on some Golden Girls or something FUN 😊 #TreatYoSelf

One thing I've learned from #StrangerThings over the years is that whatever house the Byerses are residing in is gonna be torn to shreds roughly on an annual average basis.

Me: Damn I keep forgetting. Me immediately after: I keeeep forgetting we're not in love anymoreeeeee *Michael McDonald voice*

Me, when I realized I finished watching the rest of these episodes on Season 5 and it's now 3 something in the morning: #StrangerThings

When [redacted] realized they were the true Sorcerer, why was my immediate body and soul reaction like: #StrangerThangs #StrangerThings

when you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health

Y'all. The bad WIGS on this show!! Tyler Perry wigs just got bumped down a notch. 🤣🤣 Jonathan over here rocking the Lou Ferrigno #StrangerThings

You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you? Bunny, Mike, and nem gone rescue me asaptually!

I said, "HOLD ALL MY CALLS! STRANGER THANGS IS BYKE!"

It seems my very first skeet was about the movie Wicked. A year ago, my how time flies 🤣

Today: Survived the deepest urge to speed, not drive, to the Costco. I don't even *need* anything, I just wanted to *be* there!

Me, trying to figure out how to afford a reliable car when I still owe ten grand on my POS in the carport. I better get my backup bicycle waiting in the wings. 🚲 🤣

Names need to be revealed advent calendar style starting on 12/1…with a big fat orange for Xmas

weeks ago, I chose Portland as my fave basketball team so I could find a new sport to get excited about... I bought an NBA League Pass! Then immediately found out every Trail Blazers game is blocked in my region! Now I just sit here, all angry and betrayed.. and watching Memphis Grizzlies replays🤬😂

I'm in a big stay in bed, watch tv and crochet a hat today kinda mood. Where's the remote!

Y'all. These red baron personal pan deep dish microwave pizzas with the triple meat got me in a chokehold. And they only put TWO of em in the box. That gets gone the first day.😫

THERE IS NO COOKOUT! STOP INVITING PEOPLE!

Hello Mr. Insurance Company I would like to purchase a comprehensive health insurance plan for 1 dollar. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

as the parent of a 14 year old girl, everything i have to say about megyn kelly would get me banned

Outkast Get Emotional During Rock Hall of Fame Induction: “We Made It From the Basement to the Biggest Stage” Outkast were officially inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame last night (November 8), rubberstamping a powerful and emotional moment for the ATL legends. Full story below…

JC CHASEZ CARRIED THAT GROUP ON HIS BACK

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