The Royal Guest Room for our honeymoon 😭🥰 It’s Princess Tiana themed!!

Hello Florida! I’ve never been here before. It’s quite flat and kinda muddy looking lol.

I’m 4’11 and a half and still only have an inch to two inches of leg room for the flight I’m currently on. And it’s an Airbus, it’s a giant plane. You want me to wear slacks or a dress and heels? Again, eat my entire ass.

Sabrina Carpenter ratio’ing the White House was not on my bingo card but hell yeah

On da plane

Why does flying feel like a scam nowadays lol. You supposedly don’t have enough room for 1 carry on per person, then you’ve oversold the flight and are offering $500 in *gift cards* to switch to the later flight which has a connection in Atlanta vs this non-stop flight

ITS TIIIIIIME

Annnnnd our room just got upgraded 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 holy fuck I cannot contain my excitement

Had to call Disney Customer Service over a small lightening lane issue and not only is their customer service always top tier, but hearing, “We’ll see you tomorrow - have a magical day!” literally makes me so giddy lmfao HONEYMOON STARTS TOMORROW

I’ve played a lot of simcity but I didn’t know you could go pro

Okay, that was NOT the right decision in that scenario, Max

We leave for our honeymoon to Disney World in 2 days. So exciting!!!

Beaver fans finally having the last laugh.

Damn, yall are leaving already???? #GoDucks #BowDownToWho??

We’re here!!! #GoDucks!!!!! 💚💛

Hosting our first tailgate!!! So excited that my people are here!!

WAKE UP DUCKS, ITS GAME DAY 💚💛 #GoDucks #BeatUW #HuskyHateWeek

Goodnight Ducks, can’t wait to see yall in the morning 💚💛 #GoDucks

What happened to our great American tradition of trampling and fighting people for the prized flat screen tv? Bring it back. I miss the videos.

Mighty Oregon. #GoDucks Via: GoDucks

Walking around downtown Seattle is like Christmas morning rn as a Duck fan. People yelling “SCO DUCKS” at me, getting honks and O signs out car windows. My people are up here 😭😭😭🥲🥲🥲

First hosting of Thanksgiving = a success!!! Hubby made bacon wrapped turkey 🤤

Happy Chompsgiving!

Happy Thanksgiving! I’m hosting my first Thanksgiving this year - wish me luck!!!

ima go ahead and start now FUCK christopher columbus

Omg Wicked Part Two was so good!!! That totally not red, puffy eyes and tear stains in my makeup from crying!!!!

All done!!! Best friend matching tattoos!!!!!

Tattoo tiiiiiiime

Eat my whole ass, I’m wearing sweats on every single flight I take

Wow being in my back hometown is CRAZY. the tea is fucking piping lmfaoooooo

Thanksgiving is a special time of year for the Belcher family, so @awalrusdarkly.bsky.social's ranking all of the Bob's Burgers Turkey Day episodes! #Heistgiving

HONEY, IM HOOOOOOOOOME

I got to meet Moose and he wanted me to let you know that he loves you.

Happy husky hate week to all who celebrate! #GoDucks #BeatUW #HuckTheFuskies 💛💚

Please enjoy this video compilation of me fighting a crashout bc it was 1 AM and the neighbors threw a fat party and I got woken up, so I went to knock on their door to kindly ask them to shut the fuck up (I was nice but was fighting demons)

thank you for supporting striking Starbucks workers, Comrade Hilary Duff

IM ON MY WAY HOOOOOOOOOME TO SEE MY MOMMY AND BEST FRIEND AND NANA AND PAPA

Now we're threatening sitting judges, cool cool cool cool cool

INTERCEPTIONNNNNNNNNNNNN

A DAD JUST WALKED INTO MY WORK WITH AN OREGON SWEATSHIRT ON AND I GOT TO THROW UP THE O!!!! Day = made

Let's Go Ducks. I'm not nervous at all. 🦆

Went to go pick up lunch at the QFC down the street, saw it was a madhouse, and turned right back around lol. I'll snack until I'm off rather than deal with THAT.

Had a guy come up to the desk at work and he says, "Man, you wear that Oregon gear every weekend, in Washington, less than a mile from UW. Dedication." Yes, sir. I will stand strong in enemy territory. #GoDucks

Mariota back home 💛

Alexa, play That Should Be Me by Justin Bieber

Kirk, where the fuck is Peter. We are 36 minutes into this broadcast and still no Peter.

DAN LANNING IS DOING SHOUT

Nick Saban is NOT a fan of the weed jokes lmfaooooo

Oh no, there it is!!!!!!!! It’s just folded up lol