Anyone who “goes home to watch video essays on YouTube” is engaging in modern day dad behaviour. You are just watching WWII docos on the History Channel and there’s nothing you can do about it. Sarah Z? Abigail Thorn? These are documentary filmmakers

Me when my cis girlfriend shows me her retro games hardware collection: you know I used to have something of a “joy stick” myself

You’re telling me there’s a Dyke with a Dick Van

Ever since I was 20, I was in my thirties

As someone with Bipolar I too “Wrestle Mania”

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Sorry for gazing at you too lovingly bro, you’re just what brings light to my days

The podcast episode it led to was one of my favourites to make featuring the great @shaneanderson.bsky.social

There’s a year where “pronouncing antipope like Antigone” would’ve gotten laughs like no other and I fear we are centuries past it

a kid with lesbian parents will have to call one mom "mother" and the 2nd mom "earthbound"

The Heartbreak Kid 3 times and then Ishtar

Beginning a script always ends up with me looking at old things I’ve written like I’m trying to remind myself how a script works

Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare

if you'd like to see a wide re-release of Hundreds of Beavers in theaters this year, one night only, in thousands of cities — repost this. we've got some doubters.

I’m an intellectual and my cultural prowess is only matched by my pitch perfect sensitivity

Happy birthday to Elaine May, one of the coolest to ever do it

Shenmue is becoming to games what “Love Will Tear Us Apart” was to 00s/10s indie rock magazines

In these conversations about THE DAY THE EARTH BLEW UP and COYOTE VS. ACME the focus should be on how heroic it is for Ketchup Entertainment to step up and try to save these movies that Warner didn’t care for and bring them to audiences when no one else did.

One time I went to a restaurant that served a Rose Lassi, and as a big fan of rose flavour I ordered it, only for the waitress to go “are you sure?” and pull a disgusted face. Motherfucker it’s on YOUR menu, and it’s not that insane a drink let me have my floral yoghurt in peace

i am asked if i am an "autogynephile" at the function. i remember my training not to fight an ally. i grip my drink tighter and blanch hard,,, looking away and towards the most pleasing thing in the room, ,, my fucking gorgeous tits in the mirror

I started watching the What We Do In The Shadows tv show and I’m too gay for this. I simply cannot pay attention when Nadja is on screen my heart is too aflutter

People joke that Jim is short for Jimothy, but may I present Jimberly

Rewatching A Bug’s Life and its surprising they don’t ritually murder Flick after he fucks an entire season of food

Ursula le Guin, on the accusation that fantasy is an escape from reality

I wonder if any directors ever go up to Adam Scott and say “hey can you do it like you did in Torque?”

Video games are addicted to colons. Every State of Play is the most egregious colon abuse since Mission: Impossible: Dead Reckoning: Part 1

Just found out women sometimes have bad days :(

Never felt more seen by a post

I am a climate scientist and this is correct ⬇️

a lot of people are leaving Game Night off of their best movies of 2024 lists just because — these are their words — “it came out in 2018, Brian,” which is, frankly, the kind of close-minded thinking that got us into the predicament we are in as a society

Why weren’t the munchkins short? I feel like in the original the munchkins are very short and the new munchkins just seemed like regular guys? Is this a part 2 thing? Do we learn why all munchkins are short and the name is just coincidence?

Some people heard “eat the rich” and started basting themselves

Do you think it felt ominous back in 50BC wondering what the years were counting down to?

A Complete Unknown is the live action remake of Inside Llewyn Davis

30 rock is one of the greatest shows of all time specifically because they had isabella rossellini say “dammit johnny you know i love my big beef and cheddar”

Editing footage of myself has been hard with bad mental health, BUT it does feel very good when I feel like I’m better/funnier than I thought at the time

Editing a new podcast episode and I gotta be honest, I’ve really missed this

Torturing myself by watching Juno while baby crazy. I don’t care what anyone says this movie fucks and Vanessa means so much to me

The problem with being an intelligent creature is that while you are intelligent, you are still a creature