lil gift for this cool dawgg @bigsquidman.bsky.social!1!!

piece abt intrusive thoughts+chronic pain but can also apply to: -migraine -sinus pressure -being alive in 2024

I’m gonna wake up and keep trying to do good and so are you and no one gets to vote on that.

When wholesome trans inclusion is also a trap for wizards

I mean, people will write books about anything.

Hyrule jumpscare

SHHHHH WE LIVE

ngl.link/hyenator Am boreddd, ask me anything!

Getting Japanese Food in Bartlesville, Oklahoma (A Play in 1 Act) Waitress: would you like steamed or fried rice Me: do you have brown rice? Her: do you mean fried? Me: er, brown? Her: I think you mean the fried rice, we put soy sauce in it and that’s what you’re thinking is brown Me: … Sure

day 18 weretober!! Rat lil gift for @royarashi.art

Am I the only one who watches the same five video essays over and over like, every couple of days?

Slimy

befriending furries with weird fetishes will save ur life and open you to new perspectives not kidding

Following furries with kinks I don't get but are clearly very important to them is like a vaccine that keeps me from being judgemental of anybody who likes something I don't get.

"Go, Do a Crime...." I am the creator of this video and that's my voice! If you ever watched this on random websites please consider following me! I do Low-Poly animations and dorky skits. #oneshot #godoacrime #lowpoly

BRB gonna daisychain a bunch of Micro Fridge Safe Plug microwaves together and see god.

Nessa semana eu aprendi que mabeco é african wild dog, eu real não sabia q no Brasil se chamava mabeco eu sempre falei Wild Dog 😔

True love is when your bf calls you "my lil stinker"

Which cake layer are you? State cake or Federal cake?

Very much this :) I have a lot of fancy fountain pens, but I am very much an oddity... The aforementioned Platinum Preppy is a shockingly good pen. I have a couple too (and the closely related Little Meteors)! I love my Pelikan Souverän m600s and the like but they are not a requirement to just Write

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,192,224! The

Get halfway to courthouse from the parking garage. Realize that I still have my case knife in my briefcase. Turn the fuck around because there is no way in hell I’m trusting courthouse security with the knife I use for fucking everything.

Objetivo: revisar gincana em 1 hora 💀💀💀

Here's Important Life Advice™©® for very specific furries 💅 #furry #video

itiiiiiii cadê o trevosinho de mamãe???

Soooo…. My car is making…. Expensive sounding sounds…. Like depending on what it actually is could drain the rest of my savings expensive… I may hold my first fundraiser for myself in a while, I’ll allow myself to do that For the Mini

Surprise test Gonna strangle someone/eomething

soaking it all in

Do NOT hold in sneezes, you can rupture your throat lining, or damage blood vessels :3

the alt text field is where you imagine what guybrush threepwood might say if he examined your image

The vibes are immaculate

"Tits or ass?" bro the way she's always making unintelligible sounds that make her happy

But no longer

Thinking about furality umbra again,,,,

oldwork

Look, everyone has a thing and the more you're into that thing, the harder you go in on failures. But why these folks *so savage about apples*? It's honestly impressive. applerankings.com/pick-an-apple/

How tf is it already Wednesday???

what transphobes don't understand is that i don't just thrive in spite, it's my damn lifeblood Come on, be transphobic, you're unironically making it easier for me

Any therians in chat????

Melanoma is SCARY holy fuuuck

This morning's coffee is called Serra e Leite by Pilot Coffee Roasters in Toronto. Its source is Poços De Caldas, Brazil. I definitely get the nutty notes and buttery mouthfeel. It's not overly bitter but it's not as sweet as I normally seek in a coffee. But it's good! #coffeefurs 🐆☕

assorted sketches from yesterday, trying to feel the spark again

The haunting realization that I’ve inherited my grandmother’s handwriting.