How many times of him saying the war is over and that the U.S.A. has "won", then contradicting it the next time he speaks, until the average MAGA supporter realizes it's all a scam?

#tbt #throwbackthursday back to one day in 2020 when I came to the conclusion that I have absolutely zero interest in garden or yard work. I like pretty flowers and lawns, but putting my hands in the literal dirt never gave me any sort of satisfaction. So I gave up any pretense to enjoying it.

This gave good chuckle. Does anyone younger than Gen X understand the reference?

San Francisco area peeps: does anyone have any recommendations of a good nail salon? Preferably one that is comfortable with big bearded guys coming in for a pedicure and polish.

*We can pickle that!* One of the many fun books we sold at our garage sale last weekend. However no one seemed to want to buy The Ethical Slut or Anal Pleasure & Health

I'm pulling her closer for a nose-to-nose boop 😊

Trump: "I didn't guarantee no war." Trump guaranteeing no more wars:

MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE: Skeletor easily pronounces words with B’s and P’s despite not having lips. Zero stars.

Pride month is coming up and I cannot tell you enough, cis people, that the best thing you can do right now is stand up for trans people financially, publicly, and in any way you can think of so this witch hunt ends, once again, with bigots on the wrong side of history.

Further, there is nothing AI can do for me. Nothing I *want* it to do for me. Even if it wasn't an inept plagiarism machine, I like writing, editing, rewriting, planning, researching, all of it. I want to do all of it. I want humans to handle the stuff beyond my capacity.

Instead of paying taxes, or improving the lives of his employees, Bezos is literally lighting towers of money on fire.

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Not a bad start to the morning 🌞

This cereal is expensive as hell, but it definitely delivers as advertised. Sorry for the TMI.

Film you've watched more than six times with a GIF.

Today has been the perfect date. It's hasn't been too hot and it hasn't been too cold. All I've needed *was* a light jacket. Who knew?

It's so weird that this is a hill he wants to die on. And he'll probably get away with it. It's just nearly as insane as "Brawndo. It's got electrolytes. It's what plants crave."

Yesterday, I went a little too hard for our 4/20 celebration, so I needed to ground myself by laying down and having some puppy and partner therapy. I am so blessed and thankful.

I love that Drumpf recognizes that the standard dress of a modern doctor is traditionally, and should be, a long, flowing white tunic with a red prayer mantle. /s

Just a few more days until I get to see my loves. Missing them bigly right now. 💗

Also, be sure not to spread this video of Justin Fox, the other DOGE bro who revealed that he's a malicious moron who caused incredible destruction. Do not hurt Justin Fox's reputation just by linking Justin Fox's name to the sworn testimony Justin Fox gave about what Justin Fox did.

They made them take down the videos because they would cause "reputational damage" to people like this young man, Nathan Cavanuagh, so definitely don't post this all over the internet with the name Nathan Cavanaugh attached, or this guy might suffer reputational damage. This guy, Nathan Cavanaugh.

Two different signs at the same US Bank in Sherman Oaks, CA last week had a difference of opinion.

I love our puppy and I love my family. I am beyond blessed 🥰

Well that was a futile effort 🫤 #brucespringsteen #ticketmaster

It's been a bit of a sad day due to death notices. I deserve this creme egg. It won't spoil our VD dinner later.

God damnit. Fuck this shit. All the expletives.

A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:

ICE told nurses this Minneapolis man “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.” What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.

They shot him 10 times while he was face down. It was a 3rd world style public execution youtube.com/shorts/LDETj...

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This is an obscene way for the NYT to describe the CSAM and non-consensual pornography that Musk's X enables users to generate and distribute. Delete X. Cancel your NYT subscription. If you need to read it, visit your local library.

Make it viral.

it is incredible that the entire high level legal apparatus of the United States is "anything that helps people is impossible, anything that kills people is permitted"

The president is using this apparent family tragedy, which as far as we know had absolutely nothing to do with him, to convey the message that if his fans brutally murder his critics, they will receive his support and approval.

Post-puppycup puppy face. Out getting used to riding in the car with @terrypicknell.bsky.social .

I was browsing through a folder of old memes and came across this gem. Always makes me happy.

Since the Future Ruins festival was cancelled in L.A., we decided to use use the extra day to attend a taping of The Price is Right. Neither of us were called to come on down, but it was a great time. Hoping to spend some more time in L.A. soon to visit friends and loved ones.

Amazon just announced 14,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $40M last year. UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year. Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M. This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.

Friends.. try your hardest not to respond to the obvious shitposting by the Trump regime and the maga cult. They want you to engage and be pissed off and irritated. Don't give them the oxygen, ignore them, let it die off, block them and focus on building on the wins and positive gains. #nokings

The rain didn't keep Bellingham, WA from representing our awesome community on No Kings Day. #nokings #resist #protectourheealthcare

The trailblazing transgender rights activist Miss Major has passed away at the age of 78. Miss Major was a lifelong organizer and participant in the ballroom scene. She took part in the 1969 Stonewall Riots and was injured by the police — but she kept fighting.

The moon tonight is almost as bright as last night, but I’m loving the clouds.

It's so weird that Mike Johnson and the rest of the Rupli-klan mafia can only reference a one hit wonder where that hit is over 40 years old. Yeah, that will excite those young'un fans. I'm not positively certain that Lee Greenwood would survive an entire halftime set at the Super Bowl.

@ecrossman.bsky.social and I have been exploring Italian Disco mixes lately. This tune brought some joy this morning.

Start fundraising, make a go fund me page, downsize if you can, but there is a reason we have pride. “Political climate” is part of the point. Canceling is the wrong response. Remember, Pride started as a protest.

No cheating! Post the last picture you took of your pet.

Yesterday was @ecrossman.bsky.social's birthday. He's a pretty swell boyfriend 🥰. His husband and I took him out for a lovely French-adjacent dinner on foreign soil.

With @ecrossman.bsky.social, on our way to Salt Lake City for the Kilby Block Party.