Normalize "What the fuck are you talking about?" as a standard follow up question.

Once again from the exact center of my wheelhouse - a Yautja/Weyland-Yutani buddy comedy action team-up with a bunch of lore-wanking and a character design buffet. Hail Dan Trachtenberg for knocking all of these out of the park. Get me the Alien: Earth crossover movie.

incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty

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Not sure that anything else comes closer to the exact center of my wheelhouse than Yorgos Lanthimos directing Emma Stone and Jesse Plemons through an alien paranoia kidnapping tailspin. Loved everything about it.

It looks wonderful, obviously. Jacob Elordi as the hot emo monster does a nice job of capturing the emotional range of the story, though it's hard not to see an Engineer from Alien for half the movie. Very Capital D dramatic between Elordi and Oscar Issac. Not enough time for Mia Goth to be insane.

The NBA has a new all-time points per game leader... 👀

Millenials need to commit to haunting these houses down to affordability. It's the only way to fight the inflated market without any money and high probability of dying young from lack of adequate health care.

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As someone who was underwhelmed at the first movie, this is so much more of what I hoped Ethan Hawke would be in terms of menace. Mostly its a Nightmare On Elm Street re-skin with less personality, but I liked Madeline McGraw taking the reins as the lead and the dream aesthetic. Fine popcorn night.

Not bad overall. Shout to The Mommy and Funsize, very fun new horror icons. Kidprint is more genuinely upsetting than anything. Ut Supra Sic Infra is well done, as is Home Haunt. Interstitial gags with Diet Phantasma are kind of one note, which there was more of thread to it.

And so begins the 6 month healing process to resume the delusions in April.

Seen this one before.

Did Ranger Suarez have one of those secret President medical episodes where he is off grid in a hospital?

Schwarber paying the Phillies to stay next season?

There's plenty to like, especially if you watched early days PRIDE and UFC and have some frame of reference for the characters. At times it veers into unintentional melodramedy. The narrative choice to really just tell this certain chunk of time will polarize those wanting a traditional sport movie.

Dark humor and a lot of gore, great idea for a date night movie if you're in a deeply upsetting but secure relationship. You will spend the movie thinking about how everyone looks like stand-ins for other A-List stars and it's fun to decide who is who.

The amount of drunk uncle/racist aunt ranting about a Super Bowl halftime show entirely in Spanish might break Facebook for good. Truly going to be an all-timer for posts you don't want to have to read about.

Beautiful way to end a Sunday.

A step up from Chapter 1, which is pretty much a beat for beat remaking the original. Still feels like it struggles to find anything unique about it. First act is Halloween II, then a woods chase, and then a house chase. Even the trickles of origin feel cookie cutter. Lots to salvage in Chapter 3.

Kyle Schwarber, known Radical Leftist.

My entire Little League spent the summer of 96 absolutely feral on Pepsi Kona. It was as delicious as it was dangerous.

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Loved the acting, strong ensemble. The story progresses out pretty much how you'd expect - like speeding running a survival horror series in under 2 hours. David Jonsson is great building off of Alien: Romulus but the Pete character skirts Magical Negro a little too much to really enjoy the arc.

Middling expectations, it ends up overdelivering. Marlon Wayans is surprisingly intense and maniacal. Visually really creepy playing around with all of the cult and religious imagery. Some rare fresh ground for horror playing on society's insane relationship to football. Go Birds.

DREW MAKUBA

Oh no, she's also signing with Arsenal.

ALL TIME OTTO!!! @2008philz.bsky.social

Excuse me, The Conjuring Universe is the MCU of faith.

Don't make us create an AI Frank Talent consciousness to stop this madness. No spitting!

Just stunned at the stupidity. Gobsmacked if you will.

Not biting him, so that's progress!

Shoulder straps on the head, emergency light lucha mask underneath.

Star Wars night at the Phillies, with the traditional bobblehead. Normally there's something to indicate that it's a baseball player in costume - hat, glove, bat ball - but this year is just Trea Turner looking like an obscure pilot from 10 seconds of a dogfight scene.

Went in to the game way down. Still don't trust them in the pressure moments. But this is the wildest thing I've ever seen in person.

The Phillies have crashed out so hard in New York they had to cancel the one season ticket holder fun thing I was going to get do this year. They should have embraced the motivational shaming they would have gotten.

Just need China to jump on for a week and we'd get full societal collapse.

FDA warns public not to eat possibly radioactive shrimp sold at Walmart, $WMT

Just a forever scumbag.

You have to yell "EAT FRESH!" as you do this.

Well worth it to avoid as much as possible about Weapons ahead of time. The wind-up is a long and twisting set up to such a brief but wonderful payoff. Just when you feel yourself waning it comes in and gives you the goods. Zach Cregger really delivered on the Barbarian follow-up.

I love them, but I also see this when I see Nick Castellanos and Harrison Bader.