Are the bros just moving on to gambling? This drop feels different. They're not even posting diamond hand memes on Twitter. Theres no narrative, no motion.

Didnt Trump say hes going to be the "Bitcoin President"? The bros are weeping.

Its hilarious that both Epstein and Woody Allen absolutely HATED Dershowitz and would talk behind his back.

Axios: "We told them it is this or nothing, and they said, 'Ok, then nothing,'" a senior U.S. official said. Iranians:

Called it. US has now called off the negotiations.

This is sometimes attributed to people giving up on major life goals. If buying a home is out of the question, then people splurge on 'fun' activities instead of saving up (restaurants, concerts, trips, etc.). I'm not vouching for this but there are many countries where the same pattern appears.

Translation: Peter Thiel is telling Jeffrey Epstein that the US gov should just give rich people money by making loans that dont even demand all the principal back. 1/2

Why is the Interior Sec talking about Cuba anyway? His job is land management inside the US. Is Cuba part of the American "Interior"?

I love American politics so much.

I'm finally back in Tehran visiting family. This piece from Tom O'Connor does a wonderful job summing up the attitudes of Iranians inside Iran. www.newsweek.com/war-is-evil-...

Destroyers bring somecapacity in terms of cruise missiles and some have missile defense. But they dont really add that many operational choices. The US would need at least two more aircraft carriers to start a major war.

cc: Nobel Committee

Another corollary to the Monroe Doctine, I imagine.

Death, taxes, CENTCOM

Not that an EU nuclear deterrence is likely anytime soon, but the argument that this would require Europe to spend 10% of GDP on defence is ludicrous. As is the argument that the EU, with its economic weight, could never afford to defend itself alone.

I guess you gotta research your bosses.

Iran's internet is back online. Just spoke to my parents in Tehran on WhatsApp.

Hes seriously like if Connecticut was a guy.

Oh wow, she actually did it!

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

When the racist meme becomes national policy

Just a normal day at the Sharjah (UAE) airport.

Trump Kennedy Center Trump Institute of Peace Trump Class Battleships TrumpRx Trump Gold Card Trump Accounts Arch de Trump Trump Stadium (Washington Commanders) Trump DC Golf Courses (currently public courses) This is still year 1

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Were these names crowd-sourced from Grindr?

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Your decadent Western export control laws are no match for the Chinese innovation ecosystem.

OK I'm starting to wonder if hes actually lost touch with reality. lying about the debt is one this. Those are numbers on screens. But now hes promising $2000 to people? The US already has a $1.7 trillion deficit this year.

I went to that place where all Iranians get ther Tinder account pics.

The US Treasury just designated the President of Colombia, his wife and son (???) and the Colombian Min of Interior. Things are really spinning out of control. We're getting SDN kingpin designations against the first family of US ally over public spats.

Im seeing a lot of Labubus and matcha in Tehran ... not lovin it.

This is their go-to for every black person they dont like. "They should be grateful."

That sucks. We already now he has good judgement as he follows me on LinkedIn.

Who are the legal experts you found that believe otherwise, @nytimes.com?

I'm pretty sure this is the first time in history that someone has been fooled by an AI video ... of themselves. Its like hes failing the mirror test.

Debate-bro final boss. Netanyahu says the same 6 or 7 things in every speech. Anti-Islam stuff, Iran, Western civ, some contrived US cultural reference, etc. If you've heard 2 or 3 of his speeches, you've heard them all.

This is how empty the UNGA was as Netanyahu was talking. Ouch.

Do you Brits have to absorb every stupid American thing?

He follows up this gem with "Murray Rothbard was a liberal"

From Rasmus Jarlov, chair of Denmark’s Defence Committee:

Trump is bailing out Milei because its a hardline ideological project whose discrediting would be damaging for austerity advocates globally. Its bad policy. You're pouring money into a leaky bucket.

Insanity. AKA, official editorial position of the WaPo. www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...

We went from "Aber-bajan and Albania" to "Cambodia and Armenia". At least he got one of them right this time.

I know this is supposed to be a joke. But this is literally the German claim on why they should be seen as an authoritative voice on genocide.

World politics is dictated by the whims of one man to a historic degree. That one man just said he brokered peace between "Aber-bajan and Albania".

Temporary withdrawal of ambassador while the embassy is still operating under a Charge de Affairs is what happens when you have a minor diplomatic skirmish. They should have said nothing at all.

JPMORGAN: “.. Today’s import prices came in slightly above expectations .. “.. The lack of any substantial decline .. reinforces our expectation that the bulk of the tariff increase so far is being borne by domestic producers and consumers.” 🤡

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Strange time to play the strike out whistle.